Guys, you hang to the left or to the right??

[White_Tigress_]

Out of curiosity.....

Look down (cause I know good and well ya'll are buck ass naked) and tell us....is it hanging to the left, to the right, or straight out???

While I'm asking such a silly question, another comes to mind. *L*

When you shake it then put it back in your jeans....what leg is it laying against??

 

[Wiggles]

<------Waiting for pictures....

 

[Buzz]

left right or middle?

After takin' a look....2 actually..
right side.... is there a reason for this? i think a poll would get a better response..
whatever that's worth
heh

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Look down (cause I know good and well ya'll are buck ass naked) and tell us....is it hanging to the left, to the right, or straight out???
well.... it actualy goes to the left... I thought it would be right but checked and .... nop it's left


When you shake it then put it back in your jeans....what leg is it laying against??

it fits snug in my pants on my abdomon. on not leg's.


wiggles here is a pic


(edited cause my post was erased)

 

[Ragingbull]

It's pretty straight for the first eight or nine inches...

 

[cuz cracker]

to the right. (tight jeans) years ago it hung to the left.

before you ask i have no ideal why.

 

[Sir Alex 4 U]

To the left, when I am not experiencing "shrinkage!" Then it just disappears altogether!

 

[Nigel]

Look down (cause I know good and well ya'll are buck ass naked) and tell us....is it hanging to the left, to the right, or straight out???

Okay..where the hell are you hiding the cam?? Slightly to the left, when unfettered....

When you shake it then put it back in your jeans....what leg is it laying against??

Most of the time, it's against the left leg. Actually I read an article once regarding this, and for some strange reason - generally speaking, if a man is right handed, he will "dress left," as they put it - and if left-handed, he will "dress right." The article said nothing about ambidexterous people....

 

[Nigel]

Look down (cause I know good and well ya'll are buck ass naked) and tell us....is it hanging to the left, to the right, or straight out???

Okay..where the hell are you hiding the cam?? Slightly to the left, when unfettered....

When you shake it then put it back in your jeans....what leg is it laying against??

Most of the time, it's against the left leg. Actually I read an article once regarding this, and for some strange reason - generally speaking, if a man is right handed, he will "dress left," as they put it - and if left-handed, he will "dress right." The article said nothing about ambidexterous people....

Nigel

 

[kiwiwolf]

Hang??? I wish it hung... It just sits there staring accusingly at me, going "When are we gonna get some action you lame shit!"

 

[SINthysist]

I once read where in the Japanese Army it had to hang to the left.

I do not know it that is true, but being in the American military, the way you laced your boots was very important.

 

[mig]

None of those


I have a new retractable one.

Fully automatic.

 

[Lasz]

Left! It tends to go to the Left, it feels really uncomfortable otherwise.

 

[patient1]

Ruby shouldn't feel bad about not realizing the asymetry in her boobs...This is much simpler:

People are mostly right handed, so the fly in the pants (& undershorts, in America) is on the right. Anyone who has ever nicked their dick with their zipper is quite careful to get it stuffed back in there ever after. So the dick is always pushed across to the left.

 

[Pechorin]

To the right

Definitely veers to the right. Even if I move it left it has a homing instinct to the right!

 

[Demian]

okay, when I wanker...let's see

Huh?!

Oh yeah

Definately to the Right

Demian

 

[GuyJD]

I hang Sweet n Low

And to the right.

 

[Jack Steed]

Re: Re: Guys, you hang to the left or to the right??

Most of the time, it's against the left leg. Actually I read an article once regarding this, and for some strange reason - generally speaking, if a man is right handed, he will "dress left," as they put it - and if left-handed, he will "dress right." The article said nothing about ambidexterous people....

Never heard that before, but I am left-handed and I do 'dress right'... so maybe there is something to this. Definitely need to take a scientific survey on this fascinating topic.

And as for 'shaking it' ... you mean you're supposed to shake those dew-drops off...!? Damn, no wonder people keep staring at my crotch and giggling every time I come out of the men's room....

 

[VanB]

When naked it dangles straight but I dress to the left (and am right handed)

 

[White_Tigress_]

I was tired

Buzz is right, it should have been a poll. Shame on me!!! It is still interesting hearing the answers though.
Wiggles and I are waiting for PICTURES! (if that'll happen) and no more fuzzy kinds.. Giving A glare to Fly ..*L*

Wolf, all I can do is lmao on that response. Glad I wasn't drinking a cup of coffee while reading it, I would have probably spit it all over my keyboard busting out laughing.
(I can't eat or drink anything this morning....darn doc. apointment..and they wait until 10:30 for me to get there..not fair..wait, that should be a different thread..i shouldn't start whinning in here)

Thanks guys for the responses, this looked like it could be a fun survey, and it is. Now I know what leg to first look at when I see a guy walking past me.


Don't forget the pictures!

 

[White_Tigress_]

Re: Re: Re: Guys, you hang to the left or to the right??

And as for 'shaking it' ... you mean you're supposed to shake those dew-drops off...!? Damn, no wonder people keep staring at my crotch and giggling every time I come out of the men's room....

Jack, just don't shake more than 3 times. Otherwise your.........

 

[foxxxyred]

Call me stoopid.....

but i never realised men 'dressed' a certain way! I mean i know nature sometimes leans to one side.....
My my i have so much to learn

 

[Jack Steed]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Guys, you hang to the left or to the right??

Jack, just don't shake more than 3 times. Otherwise your.........

Yes? Go on.... Otherwise I'm ... what?

Actually, I'd probably sprain my wrist if I tried to shake it -- and I'm not supposed to do any heavy lifting after my last accident.

 

[Guest]

Hangs to the left, and against the left leg...

 

[White_Tigress_]

Jack, just don't shake more than 3 times. Otherwise your.........

Yes? Go on.... Otherwise I'm ... what?

Actually, I'd probably sprain my wrist if I tried to shake it -- and I'm not supposed to do any heavy lifting after my last accident.

Otherwise your PLAYING WITH IT!!!! There...you made me say it..and I was being nice too.

Now I would help you out, but I really don't think just because you are heavy you won't beable to reach me to grab hold. What you should do is take it with 2 hands and lift up and then swing down quickly. Careful not to splatter in the eye..ouchie. Do this a couple times and you shouldn't get any more looks when you leave the bathroom. (( ok you would get looks if you did shake more than 3 times and now your stiff as a board, but thats a different subject me thinks.))