Guys, What Does It Take to Get You Hard?

[fallon2]

Desire

Her desire to please in every way possible.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Re: Re: Re: There is an old joke

Forgot to ask you which song....so that I can post the lyrics and torture you from time to time.

Cassidy

"Express Yourself" (of course!)

But I'm afraid you'd have to hum it to me, JL.

Words are nice and all, but it's the rhythm and melody that do the trick.

~H~

 

[ausguy69]

get me hard?

Hi juicylips ;-P that's for licking btw, not being mean.
Hhmmm, would take dozens of posts to even scratch the surface as to what gets me hard. So many things.
A sexy woman smiling as she shows off her panties in a public place like a train or mall!
Hot breath on my neck followed by the small pain of sharp little teeth!
WATCHING... a horny woman masturbate!
So many things...

 

[juicylips]

Re: Re: Re: Re: There is an old joke

"Express Yourself" (of course!)

But I'm afraid you'd have to hum it to me, JL.

Words are nice and all, but it's the rhythm and melody that do the trick.

~H~

Yea, sure. I bet it is the "rhythm" that does the trick

Don't know if I could hum and do rhythm at the same time


Cassidy

 

[Young Knave]

Ahhh, but you never really know with women. Sometimes the fuck me look can mean something completely different, like "I want some free drinks" or "I want some attention". It can be confusing from our point of view. You so often have ulterior motives. Don't deny it.

A look doesn't count....guys don't get the "fuck me" look, they miss it everytime.

A pity really...lots more guys would be getting laid a lot more often.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Re: There is an old joke

Yea, sure. I bet it is the "rhythm" that does the trick

Don't know if I could hum and do rhythm at the same time


Cassidy

Weeeeelllll, I guess if you supplied the rhythm, I'd be humming some sort of melody myself, now, wouldn't I?



~H~

 

[BlkPnthr]

If you know women well enough, you know how to look for signs of leeching, and other unscrupulous acts. Depends on the wisdom of the man.

 

[juicylips]

Re: Re: There is an old joke

Weeeeelllll, I guess if you supplied the rhythm, I'd be humming some sort of melody myself, now, wouldn't I?



~H~

I would surely hope so

It would probably be a cross between humming and moaning...


Cassidy

 

[Ballboy]

Aside from the obvious answers of nude woman, etc.

A certain look?

Word?

Touch?

Cassidy

A gentle breeze.... kidding....

All of the above, depending on the woman and the situation.... Also, add a good kiss.

 

[zantac666]

juicylips

You bending over in front of me with skin tight pants on.

 

[phrodeau]

Viagra and a vacuum pump.

 

[christophe]

A GOOD STIFF WIND....no pun intended!


Seriously, seeing a lady in lingerie, dirty talk, soft pasionate moans that filter thru the night air with a slight cresendo increasing and decreasing with each tender kiss

 

[Lasz]

Knowing a woman near by me is horny. When I know a girl is horny it makes me horny, because I want to fullfil the needs of that horny girl, and at the same time fulfill my own.

I want to fuck horny girls, not unhorny ones.

Laz

 

[riff]

Really doesn't take a lot.

Kissing gets me hard. I love to kiss, stoke, caress,.... feel the energy mounting...

We all do a lot of crazy and kinkiy things that are a lot of fun, but my favorite way to get hard is by making out.

 

[Kasha]

Ya know I'm not sure that men do know "the look". I mean, guys, if you are walking in the mall or say the grocery store and you see a woman...do you ever notice when she gives you the "fuckme look"?

My husband says I have that look all the time.. so he notices... a lot. I don't usually have to say anything to him.. he can just walk by and I can look up at him...and up it goes.

Do these things make you hard. What about the woman in line... when she bends down....and you get a glimpse down her shirt...seeing her virginal white bra... or her sheer skin with taunt nipples...

What about a woman adjusting her pantyhose... sliding them up her ankle, smoothing them out along her thigh.

What about that woman in the elevator...that tosses her hair...and you get a waft of summer breeze and her own unique scent.

What about that "accidental" brush... You know the one.. when she almost falls into you.. thrusting her hands up to your chest. Bracing herself against you...just for that split second as she slowly gazes up at you.....

 

[juicylips]

Ya know I'm not sure that men do know "the look". I mean, guys, if you are walking in the mall or say the grocery store and you see a woman...do you ever notice when she gives you the "fuckme look"?

My husband says I have that look all the time.. so he notices... a lot. I don't usually have to say anything to him.. he can just walk by and I can look up at him...and up it goes.

Do these things make you hard. What about the woman in line... when she bends down....and you get a glimpse down her shirt...seeing her virginal white bra... or her sheer skin with taunt nipples...

What about a woman adjusting her pantyhose... sliding them up her ankle, smoothing them out along her thigh.

What about that woman in the elevator...that tosses her hair...and you get a waft of summer breeze and her own unique scent.

What about that "accidental" brush... You know the one.. when she almost falls into you.. thrusting her hands up to your chest. Bracing herself against you...just for that split second as she slowly gazes up at you.....

For some women, K, that would just be flirting....or some major teasing. Especially if it is done in a public place, but, god..girl...when you describe it...it IS a fuckme look!

Cassidy

 

[BlkPnthr]

Yep yep...fine line between flirting and the "fuck me" look

 

[mjp351]

For me it is the thought of the act and some serious kissing and feeling her body get in the mood of passion. Especially when i am massaging her body and trying to relax her from a long day a work. It doesnt hurt to grope me either makes me feel wanted.