Guys, rate the taste of your cum.

Moon Dragon said:
All men are pains in the ass. I nice foot massage is harder to get.

Yes, my wife tells me the same thing. Stop being an asshole and rub my feet.
 
I have not tasted mine recently at all so I can't really think of how to describe the taste.
 
Moon Dragon said:
I did this sort of research once with a bf. He loved every minute of it ... gave me total control over his diet and we did lots and lots of research. And every time we had sex, I'd have him pull out and cum on my tongue. Lots and lots of research ... teen libidos. LOL Since this was about ten years ago, I don't remember the exact diet which was gold, but I remember cutting out all hot-spicy food from his diet. He didn't drink booze or coffee and was mildly lactose intolerant, so little dairy. I never ate red meat then myself, so I never cooked it ... he'd get a burger from BK once in awhile though. He ate allot of fruit and drank a ton of different juices. I made spaghetti allot but with turkey burger and a little sugar ... he ate allot of tomato sauce since I was a big fan of anything with it. He drank tons of water.

Anyway, he had one of the best tasting cum I've ever had to this day by the time our research was completed. It was thick and creamy but smooth. It had that unique cum flavor but it was extremely sweet and somewhat salty ... I compared it to salty chocolate. (A light chocolate like mousse.) :p

Another one of the best tasted for all the world like a shot of pure espresso! I know they say that coffee hurts the flavor, and it does make it very bitter, but this guy drank a quad espresso or two every morning just to become human and then a few more through the day. It overpowered everything else in his diet i suppose.

The very best one was completely void of flavor though. It was light and smooth and clean like water so it was easier to swallow. I have a major oral fetish in the first place, but I seriously was addicted to giving him head. It was so novel to feel it shooting into my mouth but not be able to taste it at all.


Wow! You really got into it. I wouldn't go that far. I'd just want to see what happened if he cut out milk for a couple of days. Then perhaps coffee, or alcohol for a couple of days. Then have him eat some fruits and drink some pineapple juice and see what happened. Then we'd know what was the worst offender. Then he could plan to cut that out and I could give him a world class blow job and then swallow.

We could keep a cum tasting diary. I could make him wonderful foods, pancakes and fruit for breakfast. Homemade Spaghetti. We could drink beer and get drunk and then see what it did to his cum, that night and the next morning.
 
LOST&FOUND said:
I have not tasted mine recently at all so I can't really think of how to describe the taste.

Hmmm and someone was just saying, most guys arrive at lit, cock in hand. *giggles* You can try it the next time you masturbate. Report back here. :D
 
Lorelei_11 said:
Hmmm and someone was just saying, most guys arrive at lit, cock in hand. *giggles* You can try it the next time you masturbate. Report back here. :D

Well I am not like most guys.
 
LOST&FOUND said:
Well I am not like most guys.

O.k, its the weekend, so I assume you will find to time to eventually masturbate. Would you come back and post your findings?
 
Lorelei_11 said:
O.k, its the weekend, so I assume you will find to time to eventually masturbate. Would you come back and post your findings?

It seems like an easy enough task to accomplish.
 
LOST&FOUND said:
It seems like an easy enough task to accomplish.


Cool, thanks. I've learned a lot from this thread. Now I'm definately going to experiment with different drinks and foods. Previously I didn't think that would make much of a difference. Now I think its worth trying. There are pills out to, which what I thought might help, still do. Yet from what everyone has said and the link that was posted. I have more hope that not all cum is foul.
 
Lorelei_11 said:
Cool, thanks. I've learned a lot from this thread. Now I'm definately going to experiment with different drinks and foods. Previously I didn't think that would make much of a difference. Now I think its worth trying. There are pills out to, which what I thought might help, still do. Yet from what everyone has said and the link that was posted. I have more hope that not all cum is foul.

Well my diet is not a very good one at all... too much caffine and not enough fruits and vegtables.
 
LOST&FOUND said:
Well my diet is not a very good one at all... too much caffine and not enough fruits and vegtables.

O.k, still you could taste it and rate it. Do you want a women to swallow when she gives you a blowjob? or at least cum in her mouth?
 
Lorelei_11 said:
Have you tasted it? What do you think? could it use some work like pineapple juice? would you say it would be a pleasant or at least tolerable drink?

I'm thinking you only have tasted a little drop of it, so imagine how a mouthfull of all our cum would taste.

Any guys here find it to be tasteless... like water?
On the scale from 1 to 10... an 11.
 
Hmmmm, I feel more comfortable talking about real food! Hi lorelei! :)
 
Moon Dragon said:
I did this sort of research once with a bf. He loved every minute of it ... gave me total control over his diet and we did lots and lots of research. And every time we had sex, I'd have him pull out and cum on my tongue. Lots and lots of research ... teen libidos. LOL Since this was about ten years ago, I don't remember the exact diet which was gold, but I remember cutting out all hot-spicy food from his diet. He didn't drink booze or coffee and was mildly lactose intolerant, so little dairy. I never ate red meat then myself, so I never cooked it ... he'd get a burger from BK once in awhile though. He ate allot of fruit and drank a ton of different juices. I made spaghetti allot but with turkey burger and a little sugar ... he ate allot of tomato sauce since I was a big fan of anything with it. He drank tons of water.

Anyway, he had one of the best tasting cum I've ever had to this day by the time our research was completed. It was thick and creamy but smooth. It had that unique cum flavor but it was extremely sweet and somewhat salty ... I compared it to salty chocolate. (A light chocolate like mousse.) :p

Another one of the best tasted for all the world like a shot of pure espresso! I know they say that coffee hurts the flavor, and it does make it very bitter, but this guy drank a quad espresso or two every morning just to become human and then a few more through the day. It overpowered everything else in his diet i suppose.

The very best one was completely void of flavor though. It was light and smooth and clean like water so it was easier to swallow. I have a major oral fetish in the first place, but I seriously was addicted to giving him head. It was so novel to feel it shooting into my mouth but not be able to taste it at all.


Bah! I eat whatever the hell I want and I'm told its still tasty. I will it to be good. I smoke and drink. I try to drink water quite often and juices and love fruit. I eat more chicken and turkey than red meat. I eat seafood whenever possible. My boys just know better than to produce non delectable cum. I'll smack them around if they do.
 
MechaBlade said:
On the scale from 1 to 10... an 11.

Uhhh huh...what does it taste like? what have women said to you? do you think they were being honest?
 
fluffPE said:
Hmmmm, I feel more comfortable talking about real food! Hi lorelei! :)

LOL... I had no idea talking about this could be uncomfortable for some men. Or tasting it even.

The guys have been great about telling me about it. Very cool. :)
 
Lorelei_11 said:
Uhhh huh...what does it taste like? what have women said to you? do you think they were being honest?
Like gumdrops and pixie dust. What do you think it tastes like? It's cum! I don't ask how it tastes, I don't really care. If they want me to eat more pineapple, then they can tell me, but the taste is their problem not mine.
 
Lorelei_11 said:
LOL... I had no idea talking about this could be uncomfortable for some men. Or tasting it even.

The guys have been great about telling me about it. Very cool. :)
I didn't say I was uncomfortable about it. I just know you are a good cook! Oh, before you go there, don't assume! ;)
 
MechaBlade said:
Like gumdrops and pixie dust. What do you think it tastes like? It's cum! I don't ask how it tastes, I don't really care. If they want me to eat more pineapple, then they can tell me, but the taste is their problem not mine.

So then, your saying you don't care if she swallows, you don't care if she spits it out. You don't care if she gives you a handjob or you cum on her tits when you do come from having a blowjob?
 
fluffPE said:
I didn't say I was uncomfortable about it. I just know you are a good cook! Oh, before you go there, don't assume! ;)

So, uhhh what are you saying? I'd have to make you some pancakes, perhaps bananna pancakes and some apple juice for breakfast before you'd taste it and tell me?

Perhaps you'd just taste it and make a food request that I later could cook for you?
 
Lorelei_11 said:
So then, your saying you don't care if she swallows, you don't care if she spits it out. You don't care if she gives you a handjob or you cum on her tits when you do come from having a blowjob?
I prefer to cum in her mouth, but either she likes to drink cum or she doesn't. I haven't known any girls who think my cum is borderline-good or borderline-bad.
 
MechaBlade said:
I prefer to cum in her mouth, but either she likes to drink cum or she doesn't. I haven't known any girls who think my cum is borderline-good or borderline-bad.

So, its somewhere in the middle. Alright, pineapple juice for you then. :)

One day, you might come across a girl, that wants to but can't stand the taste. Then, you will need to experiment with her. Your world has been too black and white.
 
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