Guys, I Want to Catch Your Attention!

[riff]

So if I walked past and grabbed your cock, would you think I was maybe interested??

Morning, riffilicious

JL

Maybe.

That reminds me of an incident once. I was managing a nightclub and I was leaning across the bar talking with one of the bartenders. Suddenly I feel this hand on my crotch, feeling me up.

Good god, I was half-hard like flash.

I turned to look and there was a woman of such hideous form and appearance.... she made one of those orgasmy fuck faces at me. I turned and walked away. I wonder if I could have had her charged with sexual assault?

Actually, it rather made my night. And I thought to myself- Damn, man. How easily you are aroused.

 

[christophe]

definitely eye contact!


nudity is a nice one too!

 

[1hotjob]

How many times do I have to make eye contact before you realize I am hitting on you? Yes, it is difficult when you are with a date and someone else is catching your interest.

JL

Apparently they're not catching your interest enough if you're looking across the room at someone else. A long stare, lick your lips when your date isn't looking. Go to the powder room and write a note. As you pass my table on the way back, glance at me and drop your purse. As I go to pick it up, leave the note. After dinner before dessert, I follow your instructions to meet you in the powder room. Then we proceed to do everything it says in your "location" in a stall. Won't be any need for dessert!

 

[juicylips]

I follow your instructions to meet you in the powder room. Then we proceed to do everything it says in your "location" in a stall. Won't be any need for dessert!

There are times when I am speechless with lust.

This is one of them.

JL

 

[Guest]

There are times when I am speechless with lust.

This is one of them.

JL

Actions are greater than words!

 

[1hotjob]

There are times when I am speechless with lust.

This is one of them.

JL

Actions are greater than words.

There that's better.

 

[juicylips]

Actions are greater than words.

There that's better.

I don't need many words with you.

You read my mind perfectly.

JL

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I'm with Riff on this one. Don't be shy. Make a circle with the thumb and index finger of one hand, take the index finger of the other hand and thrust it in and out of the circle several times, while licking your lips and winking at me.

If that fails to work, have the waiter bring you a banana and start to fellate it.

 

[juicylips]

I'm with Riff on this one. Don't be shy. Make a circle with the thumb and index finger of one hand, take the index finger of the other hand and thrust it in and out of the circle several times, while licking your lips and winking at me.

If that fails to work, have the waiter bring you a banana and start to fellate it.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

Geeeeee...do ya think those ideas would work???

I guess you realize I am not subtle at all.

JL

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Well, then, I guess you'll have no trouble getting my attention, eh?

 

[juicylips]

Well, then, I guess you'll have no trouble getting my attention, eh?

I have to side track here and say how much I have always loved the Avengers and Diana Rigg was just sexy as hell in that.

OK...now back to getting your attention.

JL

 

[clit_licker30]

I am in a restaurant with my date. I notice you. I want you to notice me.

What do I do??

Wink? Stare? Hike my skirt up a little farther? Drop my napkin as I pass you table?? lol

What gets you to notice a woman in a crowded place.

JL

Standing on a chair and pointing always works for me.

 

[VanB]

I guess your date is as dull as fuck otherwise why would you be trying to catch someone else's attention?

The eye contact/smile combination works well but it has to be done properly.

1. Establish eye contact
2. Don't look away
3. Smile
4. Don't look away
5. If you want to lick your lips or a sly wink works as reinforcement.
6. Now you can look away
7. When you walk past my table on the way to the ladies feel free to brush gently against me or rest your hand on my shoulder as you pass.

Now I well and truly have the message

 

[Summery]

I guess your date is as dull as fuck otherwise why would you be trying to catch someone else's attention?

The eye contact/smile combination works well but it has to be done properly.

1. Establish eye contact
2. Don't look away
3. Smile
4. Don't look away
5. If you want to lick your lips or a sly wink works as reinforcement.
6. Now you can look away
7. When you walk past my table on the way to the ladies feel free to brush gently against me or rest your hand on my shoulder as you pass.

Now I well and truly have the message

Taking notes.......

 

[Texan]

I'm feeling a little sorry for your date. If he's like most men, and you would really prefer to be with someone else... he would probably prefer that you were somewhere else also.

 

[Vinny]

eyes

A smile and a pair of sexy eyes melts me

 

[juicylips]

I'm feeling a little sorry for your date. If he's like most men, and you would really prefer to be with someone else... he would probably prefer that you were somewhere else also.

It seems you are not alone expressing the fact that I am such a slut for trying to flirt with another man across the room.

My date wouldn't necessarily be boring me. It would be that I would notice an attractive man who I would like to get to know better...later. I wasn't planning on leaving my date at the table.

Unless it was to meet 1hotjob in the powder room.

JL

 

[1hotjob]

It seems you are not alone expressing the fact that I am such a slut for trying to flirt with another man across the room.

My date wouldn't necessarily be boring me. It would be that I would notice an attractive man who I would like to get to know better...later. I wasn't planning on leaving my date at the table.

Unless it was to meet 1hotjob in the powder room.

JL

Giddyup!

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I have to side track here and say how much I have always loved the Avengers and Diana Rigg was just sexy as hell in that.

OK...now back to getting your attention.

JL

Well, now, if you have a leather jumpsuit and a handgun, JL, then I don't think you'll need the banana.

 

[tlkshwqween]

Well, now, if you have a leather jumpsuit and a handgun, JL, then I don't think you'll need the banana.

Now you are one funny kid you now that???LOL!! I NEver laughed so hard then when I come here and read all the ideas everyone ahs they're are so funny you almost make me feel like I don't even get it half the time but it still makes me laugh so who cares am i right???LOL!!!

qweenie

 

[ginslinger]

You don't have to work so hard...

As I walk into the room, I am takin by a strange feeling... Something wonderus is about to happen... Across the room at a corner table, a glow, a warmth that radiates throughout the intire room... My senses have been stirred, but what is it what can this be?
Then suddenly from out of the mass, there you are... The glow is in your eyes, the warmth is your heart manifested in your smile... You need no effort to get my attention, you had that from the very second I entered this place...

Now add in the fact that you just fucked some guy in the bathroom stall next to me... Can I have your number?

 

[juicylips]

Re: You don't have to work so hard...

As I walk into the room, I am takin by a strange feeling... Something wonderus is about to happen... Across the room at a corner table, a glow, a warmth that radiates throughout the intire room... My senses have been stirred, but what is it what can this be?
Then suddenly from out of the mass, there you are... The glow is in your eyes, the warmth is your heart manifested in your smile... You need no effort to get my attention, you had that from the very second I entered this place...

Now add in the fact that you just fucked some guy in the bathroom stall next to me... Can I have your number?

*Writing number down on piece of toilet paper and sliding it to the next stall*

Shhhhhhhhh

JL

 

[truegentleman]

A sweet sexy smile will do it everytime.

 

[Wave_Rider]

I am in a restaurant with my date. I notice you. I want you to notice me.

What gets you to notice a woman in a crowded place.

JL

For me, its always been in a woman's eyes............do they come alive when they lock on mine.......can she flirt with them.....do they sparkle......or is she just a "pretty face" with eyes void of 'living".

If you could tell me with your eyes............YUMMMMMMMMMMMM

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Slowly lick your top lip just before you take a drink while giving me a stare with those sexy eyes of yours.....

melts....