Guys, have you ever intentionally fucked an ugly chick?

[Marxist]

I use to have that problem all the time in college. Fuck whatever was handy. Short, tall, skinny, fat, didn't really matter as long as I liked her personality and would do as she was told. Am I alone on this or in the majority?

 

[nasty]

Isn't ugly chick an oxymoron?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Marxist, you are showing your ugly side again.

Come on, I know you have a sweet, cuddly, sensitive man hiding in there.

Ruby

 

[Emeraldtryst]

Not at all, tends to be the uglier the better. Out of all the girls I've been with, the ugliest of all of them (outwardly) had a heart of gold and was unbelievable in bed.

 

[Angel]

Isn't ugly chick an oxymoron?

Not at all. You should see some of the chicks here. Wait, you live here. Are you blind?

 

[nasty]

No. I'm not blind. I was using sarcasm. Although, ugly chick does sound odd put together.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I had one try to fuck me once... I thought I could do it...

Nope... couldn't even keep it hard

Guess I've never been that horny... or desperate

 

[Marxist]

Marxist, you are showing your ugly side again.

Come on, I know you have a sweet, cuddly, sensitive man hiding in there.

Ruby

Cuddly and sweet, errr maybe. But come on now, I think we all have a picture somewhere in our heads of what we find physically unattractive but went ahead and did it anyway. Ruby, as you know, I don't like the stick figure chicks of the world yet I met one girl so friendly, funny, and willing that I had to make her grab ahold of my pole. She was the worst sex of my life, but she got better with practice....

 

[nasty]

I'd be able to do it with Ruby , but, I have a weight limit.

 

[Marxist]

I'd be able to do it with Ruby , but, I have a weight limit.

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

 

[nasty]

It was in response to what Chef said. It means that I could fuck with a "big boned," girl, but, I couldn't do it with someone, say, 300lbs.

 

[Problem Child]

I'd be able to do it with Ruby , but, I have a weight limit.

How noble of you nasty. No wonder you never get to play with anything besides your own mess.

 

[Angel]

Oh please. Tell me you'd fuck Roseanne Barr.

 

[nasty]

Well, she DID lose like, 250 lbs.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Oh please. Tell me you'd fuck Roseanne Barr.

PLEASE

I just ate.

 

[Angel]

Yes, and she is so incredibly SEXY. I would do her in a heartbeat.



Sorry Licky, you are no longer one of the females I would DO. You have been replaced by Roseanne.

 

[Marxist]

Oh please. Tell me you'd fuck Roseanne Barr.

Everyone has their limits, I just was shocked that nasty thought he would be doing Rubyfruit a favor.

Come to think of it, that ugly skinny girl didn't like Black guys for the most part either. Maybe she thought she was doing ME a favor?

 

[nasty]

Speaking of weight lose, anyone see Carnie Wilson after her dramatic weight lose? WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not saying I have anything against obeisity. In fact, ALOT of my friends are obeise.

 

[Angel]

I don't think I took it the same way you and PC took it. I thought he was saying that as a rule, larger women aren't his thing but he found Ruby attractive. As a rule, nasty sucks at expressing himself (Sorry, but you do)

OF course, when I like people I tend to read too much into their words to find something good.

Yes, even with that dickhead PC.

 

[nasty]

LOL. Doing Ruby a favor. Did you SERIOUSLY think I would only do Ruby to say I did it? NO WAY!!!!!!!!!! I'd DO HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The fact that she's "big boned" doesn't bother me one bit.

 

[nasty]

And, Angel. No need to apologize. I KNOW I do.

 

[Angel]

Oh man.


Keep digging. I don't think you're getting out of that hole.

 

[nasty]

You're right. I'm just leaving this too you.

 

[Problem Child]

I don't think I took it the same way you and PC took it. I thought he was saying that as a rule, larger women aren't his thing but he found Ruby attractive. As a rule, nasty sucks at expressing himself (Sorry, but you do)

OF course, when I like people I tend to read too much into their words to find something good.

Yes, even with that dickhead PC.

Dork. I don't care if Nasty wants to fuck his garbage disposal. I just thought it was a crass thing to say, to a very nice person. Even I don't cap on people here about their weight.

 

[Marxist]

As the board's resident asshole, I second PC. Race, weight, orientation, and a few other little things are off the table. nasty knew what he meant. I just tend to think it means more for me. Thanx