Guys: don't send form letters

[knot_sweet]

Lucky me has managed to avoid these form type letters.
Guys here avoid me as much as they do in real life.
(one or two exceptions, but they got the hint to bugger off pretty quick)
Maybe it has something to do with my user name.
Maybe it has something to do with no av.
But really, who cares, as long as they keep avoiding me or spamming my inbox.

 

[Azalea]

One thing about frequenting here that I forgot all about was the fishing pm problem......I've gotten several of those over the last couple of days, and they make me feel extremely uncomfortable.
So far, I'm just ignoring them. Hopefullly they'll get the message and go away.

One thing I have to ask: what is "respectful" about asking a woman you don't know whether or not she finds a penis pic erotic, no matter how artful the pic may be? I mean, really. I actually had someone use the word "respectfully" in their pm. Admittedly, I didn't have to open the picture link, now did I? You know what they say about curiosity.....

 

[Jenneva]

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One thing I have to ask: what is "respectful" about asking a woman you don't know whether or not she finds a penis pic erotic, no matter how artful the pic may be? I mean, really. I actually had someone use the word "respectfully" in their pm. Admittedly, I didn't have to open the picture link, now did I? You know what they say about curiosity.....

I think it's funny when they ask if they can send a cock pic. My usual response: I do know what they look like... His usual response: not mine! What, is it blue? Does it have wings? .??

 

[Edith_UK]

I'm a super rude asshole who means to get to it and answer people and never does. Friends let alone people hoping I have time for more.

I vary on a whim. Some of them I completely ignore cos I cba. Some of them, specially the ones requesting cam/IM I tell em to jog on if they ain't paying £1.50/min.

The earnest 'Hey Edith, saw you were online, [insert generic compliment], I've got a really big cock and I'd love to chat. Mike (aged 21 and a 1/2)'. Those ones I tend to reply saying, I'm an ex whore looking for serious pain, still interested? Never hear owt back.

It always makes me laugh how many men think you'd want to see there cock! Just... why???!!!! I guess a lot of other women must actually find it a turn on? Me, I'm like mate I ain't even being paid so why the fuck I'd wanna see yet another cock is just beyond me

 

[lovetoread]

Hey now, a cock with wings may get a yes from me for a cam session.

 

[Blase]

I actually got accused of this not too long ago. What happened was that I noticed someone's post and checked her profile, as I guess we all do at times, then read a few more of her posts because I thought she sounded cool.

Well, reading a few more of her posts didn't change my opinion, but neither did it show me that we had all that much in common; you know, nothing to make me send her a PM saying "We should chat because I also collect vintage fuzzy dice and make ice cubes from Cherry Coke". (Hint: Don't do the latter. The Coke will go flat. And who thinks that cherry-flavored Coke is a good idea anyway?)

In any event, I was just about to switch off her thread when I reflected that I had enjoyed her posts and should just send her a friendly note to tell her so, which I did, mentioning a few complimentary things that I thought her posts said about her, but without going into detail.

Shortly thereafter, I received an incredulous reply:

I was just going to trash this but I am compelled to ask if this is a blanket pm you send out?

Where in my posts have I shown any of the above qualities?! Seriously.

Well, I wasn't about to let her think that I was some kind of spammer, so I sent her a reply in which I cited a couple of her posts chapter and verse in support of the complimentary things I'd said. She graciously wrote back and complimented me on my response.

So, I guess the moral is "Be specific, because if you sound generic they won't believe you even if you're nice".

This may be something to keep in mind though, ladies. As wearying as many of you find the endless bombardment of dross that fills your inboxes, the other end of that equation (at least for we males of the Genuine persuasion) is sometimes a bit of fatigue that encourages a certain economy of expression. Because, let's face it, we know that even many thoughtful and clever (though we say so ourselves) PMs disappear into the electronic aether with nary a word in reply.

 

[mynameisben]

Hey now, a cock with wings may get a yes from me for a cam session.

You mean an actual rooster?

Damn. No wonder women always turn me down. Man, that is messed up.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

You mean an actual rooster?

Damn. No wonder women always turn me down. Man, that is messed up.

Talk about a serious cock block.

 

[subwannabe]

sssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Please don't reveal the secrets of weeding out the idiots.

 

[LazzieLace]

I found that turning off the setting to show that I am online has stopped the cock pms, and others like it.

 

[Primalex]

Some of them, specially the ones requesting cam/IM I tell em to jog on if they ain't paying £1.50/min.

You still take GBP? Tempting.