Guys? Did yah ever whack yer hard dick?????

[Sparky Kronkite]

With a ruler?

A wooden spoon?

A plastic cork screw?

A bottle of shampoo?

And then say to it, "Down boy! Down!"

In front of yer significant other?

I have! And I'm proud of it too.

 

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Medication is our friend. Really.

 

[TN_Vixen]

a ruler?

heh.

Nice visual

I've missed you sparks.

 

[sexy-girl]

sometimes i wish i had a penis so i could do things like that

 

[Guru]

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Girls? You can do this too.....

Just use a little ruler and get introspective.

I personally think - that of course - if I had a clit.....

I'd use one of those "batery powered nose hair clippers" on it.

Put it right over the damn thing and "switch on" - buzzzzzzzz.

Got to be bettern' a Pocket Rocket!!!!

I mean, it's shaped to cover it completely.

 

[sexy-girl]

but ...

i wouldnt beable to say the "down boy down" part and that was the best bit

 

[nasty]

You could still do this, sexy-girl. Just get a strap-on.