Guy dresses as woman in bet to pick up lesbian

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[angie girl]

ooc: I am new to this, so I am not sure if it is ok to just jump in, if you are starting this for someone, please don't let my tread on their toes. I will politely go away.

ic: This place used to be so cool. At least good for a few glasses of wine and some fun conversation. Not like I was looking to get laid everytime. But now it was mostly the gays, and they were cool, but not looking for me. And this whole world of punker lezzie’s, and they were not interested in me either. Me with my brunette hair wrinkled and permed, in my white Jones of New York slip dress, white heels, the total package. But other than my ears, not a body part pierced. So the punkers were not interested. Have another wine and go home Angela. Give it up to another night with a video.

Then I saw her. Tall, especially in those heels, all those legs, her black shimmering dress a sight for this girl’s tired eyes. No leather, no purple hair, no piercing (well maybe not). Is she new here? Probably some straight out-a-town business gal who waundered into the wrong pick up bar. But come on Angela, wouldn’t you at least try? One more Jessica Lange movie and you’ll lose your mind!

Screwed up my courage.

Want to dance?

 

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[angie girl]

Whoa she seems nervous as a cat at the dog pound. Something is wrong here. I am thinking to myself as we mingle into the dance floor. But I try to give her a reasurring smile as she seems equally nervous on the dance floor.

And when the music slows down the look in her eyes is almost terror. In a matter of seconds I have to make that decision. A slow dance, politely go back to the table, or get with the music. She looks dumbfounded. Almost pathetic but cute in some way. I had the feeling that this one was gonna need some coaxing, and if I let her get back to the bar, she was gonna bolt on me. Because I was starting to think I knew what was going on here.

Come on, in my best soft voice, just one dance, give it a try? I bite, but I won't bite now. My arms open to her. Hoping, hoping, oh please save me from microwave popcorn and Jessica Lange tonight!

 

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ooc: I hate breaking up a story with ooc's but - it hit me, dah, that your bet is to seduce me, not me you, so if this is off base please adjust. I am having fun with it and can see some sexy humor in it. And therefore some soaking wet panties, for which I expect to be reimbursed. But also, would you like to "strike out" on a whole series of chicks or stick with Angela? and I'd love to have you "do" your idea of what your budds are doing while listening in. Disgusting male sniggering stuff.

ic: Walking behind her as we go to the booth. That's twice she's stumbled in those heels. But I love a tall girl who isn't afraid to wear heels. Must be harder to walk in them being that tall. She's really kinda of cute in a rough way. Wow not an ounce of fat around her waist, and her ribs are sticking out a little, by what I could feel. She might need a good meal. But the padding in the bra? She needs to lose that. The fact she doesn't realize us lezzie's aren't into big boobies tells me a lot about her. My suspicions are deepening.

I'll have a marguarita too, I say to the cute but gay waiter. Mmmmmmm, she seems to be trembling like a leave but she did slide in with me on the same bench.

Fighting a cold? I say as I half turn to face her. Hoping my slip dress doesn't strike her as slutty.

A cold? she answers in that squeaky high voice.

Your throat sounds scratchy? had a sore throat?

Oh, yeah, yeah, I have.

Hate those summer colds huh? mindless small talk Angela. She's probably a fucking rocket scientist and you're babbling about summer colds. The drinks come and she says she'll just run a tab. Now I like that. Hate the way us fems are always quibbling over how to split up a bill. We drink in silence.

You could have ordered a beer you know.

Wha? she kind of squeeks.

You started to order a bud. You don't have to sip umbrella drinks to fit in you know?

No answer. Was she blushing? This chick was some kind of puzzle. So try again Angela. It's this or Up All Night with the Movies on channel 86.

Any one tell you that lipstick is all wrong for your eyes? saying it in my softest voice. A long pause like the lipstick concept was new to her. Maybe she's not a rocket scientist.

Oh. You think?

I've got a couple tubes in my bag, might be perfect for you. Plus I have to go to the ladies. How about we go and fix up those lips just a little? jeez, I think I was batting my eyes. Desperate Angela.

 

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[angie girl]

Somewere else? oh wow this tall girl was almost freaking me out. I need to pee, and she needs a lipstick attack, but ok.

Well sure, I am saying. Whatevr you want. Why does she keep her purse up close to her face? Why do I want to not fall asleep to another touchey feely fem movie tonight?

ooc: the panties are $19.99 for five at Vic Secrets. If you run me through fiv eof them, well, then it is free for you. It is like 3 am here and Angie is way way tired so be good to me tomorrow?

 

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[angie girl]

You've never done this before have you? I asked in a whisper, our faces so close together.

God my tongue felt good in her mouth, so warm, so wet. Who cares if I catch her cold, this might be worth it.

Never done this? she looks confused. Something seems to be going on in that van behind me but come Angela, focus on the here and now (wanna turn this into a lezzie gets gang banged story and well, who am I to stop you? laugh)

Never kissed a woman this way? never been in a bar like that? I was nervous my frist time too. Is there something I can do to make you relax?

With that my lips are back on hers, and my tongue pushing into her warm mouth, my titties smashed against her tall lean body. Either the chilled night or the feel of her tongue fighting back at mine had my nippies standing up like golf tees. She had to feel them through that thin dress. Oh gawd, what were the chances my tongue was gonna get somewhere else inside her?

 

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At Home

Mmmmm, well things were moving fast, wow, in the door and makin out all in about two minutes. She’s a funny one. But I am not complaining. Her hands were all over me, not under my lil dress, but all over so I didn’t feel pushey sliding my left hand up her long thigh toward her hem. Stockings felt like real silk, probably just top of the line nylons. But not drugstore stuff. I liked that.

Her hand was on my boob with a real vengance, yikes girl take it easy. At times she seemed terrified and now she is pawing me like a teenage boy. Am still betting this is her first time. Which has some excitement.

Now my left hand is under her dress, being slow, giving her a chance to back away. But her thighs are so strong, lean and almost hard. Must lift some iron. Ummmm what’s this, bare thigh and a garter clip? Way to go girl as I kiss her mouth deeper. My hand slips down to the outside of her leg, as if till tell her, it’s safe sweetie we’re not going right there this second. Just leaning over against her, breathing her in, my body starting to kick down from all that tension at the bar. She’s so tall I have to sort of reach up to kiss her, feels so good as my nipples rub along her body. A little irritated by that padded bra, that has to go, and soon. Just as I get close.

OOOw! Pulling back a little as her fingers twist my nipple like a clamp! Damn, saying to her with actual tears n my eye, juss cause the boys play that way, why do we?

Ooc: Given our e mails? I have two ideas but this is your thread, so let me know? Either stay with this line, get heavey until the suspense is "broken?". Or back off and play girl games, Angie thinking her new friend needs time to relax. Or like I said, there’s always the gang up on a lezzie twist!

 

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[angie girl]

slip dress

ooc: I hope so, but excuse me if I bring in your buddies from the van, like I suggested earlier. The idea of them listening excites me.

Our bodies were pressed all over each other, her hands now more gentle, after my squeeling from the twist of my nipple. That must have been just her nervousness. She seems to have gotten over that, since her tungue was trying to get past my panties and up my slit. Oh fuck yes! that tongue had eyes and it was getting right up there where I wanted it!

Lick it sweetie, lick my wet sweet pussy slit. Oh yes take it down, do me wet and nasty.

From the Van: listen to that! oh come on it can't be! shit he is getting home! Maybe it's a fake. A fake, listen to the bitch, she's begging for a pussy licking. The lesbo bitch wants his tongue in her cunt! Damn man me havde lost! The man has his tongue up the lezbo's cunt! Groans as they thought of the money.

Come on I said breathlessly, this fumbling and necking is for the boys? Let me get naked, there is a slip dress on my bed. Put it one and lets get comfy? Wouldn't you like to see me naked?

From the van: Ooooooo shit the man is home, touch down!

 

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[angie girl]

ooc: if this is too fast, back me up.

ic: I am staring at her. On her period? Hmmmmmmm. Doesn't bother me, but then why is she out tonight? She is so nervous. Yet so aggressive. Oh shit, I mean shit, I have been had!

So I walk up to "her", reach up with my arms around her neck. Ok, you got me, I whisper, how long did ya think the garters and panties would fool me?

Uhhhh, "she" says.

My lips on "his" now.

Cute, I say, real good, real good, but here we are. It's your first time with a lezzie right?

He nods.

It's my first time with a man. His eyes widen. I got the cherry down there, you got the dick right?

Yeah, he says slowly.

I've never had one in my mouth, never in my puss. So I guess you can stuff it either way. Make me suck it, make me fuck it.

My lips on his ear, nibbling. What the hell Angela, you were desparate.

Just don't make me pop popcorn and watch Jessica Lange?

 

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chain mu mund...

Well letting my dress to the floor show had an effect on him! Look at that, oh my. Crawling on to the bed where he lay with his legs spread "invitingly" (am sure he thought so anyway). And in those peach colored garters and cream stockings. Ok so this is cool right Ang? Just focus on the garters and stockings and try not to think about what’s in between them.

But once I’m on the bed laying between his long legs it’s pretty impossible not to notice. Touching it tentatively with my fingertips. The skin actually nice and soft, but the whole thing stiff underneath. It looks nothing more than like a beer can. Only purple and ugly instead of with the pretty logos. But when was the last time you put a beer can anywhere inside yourself Angie? A shivering thought.

Put your hand around the base, he says either trying to help or pissed I ain’t doin anything yet., stroke it up and down while you lick the tip.

Like it is taken for granted I’m even gonna touch it let along lick it? But I grab it delicately, no idea if they go numb like this or get more sensitive. Looking up and him, maybe pleadingly, saying, I kissed one once back in high school, but then he did his messy thing all over my suede jumper and I never went back to one. So bear with me?

No answer, just some mumbled instructions about what to do with it when it’s in my mouth. In my mouth? Let me go get a beer can mister and you say AAAHHH. It is so fat and hideous. But I know I ain’t gonna have an orgasm attack tonight thinking like that, so here goes. Licking at the tip of it, thinking it’s a lot like a warm nipple, mmmmm, only a little slit instead of a tip. Stroking my hand slowly up and down, realizing that all this is getting him (meaning it) longer and even fatter. Way fatter. Now this can’t be helping my own cause can it? Getting it bigger? Where’s the release valve on this thing?

It doesn’t taste so bad, I admit between slurps, trying to encourage myself as much as him.

"I'm glad you like it, now put the head in your mouth and suck it for me...swirl your tongue around the head while it slides in and out of your mouth.

"Ohhhhhhh fuck yeah!" he hissed.

"You're going to be a good cocksucker, I can tell."

A good cocksucker, and that’s a compliment I bet too? Oh well, here goes. Lifting myself up some to get my face over it, looking down at a huge round bulb, like a gross lightbulb, and oozing already, clear sticky stuff oozing out, one long thin strand of it stretching from the tip down to one of his garter clips (his garter clip, what was wrong with that phrase?). Oh well stalling.

Come on babe, show me how you can suck a dick, just open wide and let it slide! He moans. No doubt impatient. So I put my lips right at the tip, kissing it, then pushing my head down so it forced my lips, then my teeth to open. (I bet bitings not allowed?). UUUUgggghhhh opening wide then wider. As it slides in over my tongue and deeper into my surprised mouth. Damn it is hot! I mean hot! That could scald my tongue. No time to think about it, focusing my eyes up on him, hoping like shit he doesn’t take it in his head to push this thing up real sudden.

Oh yeah babe, suck that hard dick, you can do it babe, take it all, get all that fat meat in your mouth!

But it’s stuck halfway in or so. Ee wunt guf in eny mar, try to talk to him with this dick in my mouth, Wun gup eny mar bake in mu muff.

He’s laughing at me. Laughing, and me trying so hard. Come on babe crack your jaws, pop em open and I’ll help ya with this ok? Come on babe, you’re gonna be such a pretty cocksucker with this all the way down!

Uh k, I try to say nodding my head as best I can, Uh k thin lezz dupe it quip. Ba Fur I chain mu mund.

 

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Whew!

My first taste of dick? I think maybe he took my head nodding as a positive response. Which I was not so sure about. Or maybe he didn't really give a shit.

But he was "helping", meaning grabbing a handful of my hair and slowly jerking my head up and down on his fat hot pole. Feeling it so hot on my tongue, trying to lick it and suck but as deep as he shoved it I could barely control my lips or tongue. At best I could lick the base of it where that thick blue vein was throbbing. Each throb pumping more blood into his fucking tool and making it bigger and even more stiff. It was seriously hard now, his skin even seemed stretched smooth around the shaft, as he lifted my face half off it I was able to use the tip of my tongue to tease it and even suck with my lips. God I must look like a puckered up fish from where he was. Not long to think about fishes though. Back down Angela, his hand strong and not really saying the please word. The round head part stayed curiously soft, so off, and that was what I now had pressed firmly back against the top of my throat, rubbing along the roof of my mouth and over my tonsils. Looked like he had a couple inches or more to me down on, although it was kinda hard to see now cause my eyes were so close to the dark hair above the shaft. His hand so damn strong. Oh damn Ang Baby! if he wants it is going in! For a guy who wears panties and garters he wasn't playing nice was he? Oh well, too late now, is up to him.

But salvation! for some reason he pulls my little head up by the hair and growls something about his sac or his balls or whatever. I didn't really need to understand what he meant. He was kind enough to show me, jerking my head back down and stuffing his wrinkled red sac and his fat balls into my mouth. Jerk it you lezzie slut! I think he said as he wrapped my hand around (well maybe halfway around, my little fingers not long enough) the now slick shaft that had been in my mouth. Wet with the early clear cum from the tip and from my plentiful spit. Seems like we took turns, me stroking while rolling his way too swollen balls in my mouth, and him using it to slap my face, rub it along my eyebrows, over my cheeks and even grabbing my hair and using it to wipe the thing.

All the while my nose buried into his crotch below his balls, which put that nose too close to something I was trying not to think about. He smelled of sweat and warm flesh. The smell getting to me, not in a bad way, my instincts always react to real body smells, now suddenly feeling a reaction that sent some hot stinging jolts up from my belly into my chest. My heart picked up, I felt the blood pumping in my chest, felt it filling my breasts from the inside, making them swell slightly, making my light pink nipples a darkened rouge and pointing them up like golf tees. Oh wow I knew those feelings! But with a man? this guy? A guy wearing stockings and garters? God you can pick em Angela. But I did come here to have an orgasm, give it a try Angie Girl.

Hearing him say in a rough growl, maybe I should have you lick my ass too. Hmmm...would you like that slut?

Jerk! Heads up Angela, looking at his grinning face. So? he's actually asking me. I am dumbfounded. Tell ya what you little cunt licking lesbo, give ya a choice, take this ol hog all the way your throat, or get back down there and put your tongue where it doesn't belong? Come on lipstick lezzie, what's it gonna be?

ooc: Whew I typed like way too much as usual. The dominace then is cool with me, or whatever. But am afraid we are ignoring the lingerie theme? and I know I left it with me to make the choice, but am tired of typing, so you have my permission to pick, or if you want me too, I will try to post again tomorrow.

 

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going down...

ooc: I'll run with it as long as you wanna play sir.

ic: OK, I can do this. Although the thought of biting it off, ala Lorraine Bobbet (my hero), does cross my mind. But still, I like the way his eyes roll up in his head as my face slides up and down his fucking pole. And the way he moans, his hips squirming. He sure seems to enjoy it. And he is kinda cute in that lingerie. Wonder if he likes dress ups?

So play nice Angela. Head down, fat dick jammed almost into my throat. Eaffeee, eaffee, I moan. While my right hand slides up his hard belly and under that darling little chamie. Peach with those cool green flowers at the neckline. Finding his boy nipples, between my fingers now, tweeking them, pinching a few times. Nipples I can handle. Dicks, still a problem. Twist and wow he either hates or loves that. His nip almost as pointy as mine, mmmmm, I like that. Squeeze it hard, jump to the other one. Same. Now I got him going.

Course my jaws are on fire about now. Each time him testing am I ready to get those last inches down. God that must feel so good for him, my tongue all along that fat vein, feeling his blood pound, his fat round head almost trapped between my tonsils and the top of my throat. At least feels like a nice tight fit to me.

Nipples, twist, more, he almost squeels. I love that. OK big boy, take this, sharpening my nails (figuratively), his nip between two hard half inch nails, pinch! hips jump, gasp, moan. Over and over. All the time me sucking his raging hardon, the fat fiery thing stretching my lips to the max man. Why does he think I'll be pretty with his cock in my mouth? Still at his nipples and he is shaking all over.

Tuck thaf yud moff fecking pruck! I say as loud as I can. It doesn't sound very threatening though. Am temporarily vocally challenged.

A long moan. Oh you lil lezzie slut! don't stop with the fingers but baby? lezzie? Now his hand firmly on the back of my little head. Uh oh.

This time slut you are going down! Deal with it.

 

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Playing with the pros...

Gasp gasp gasp, head hanging down for a full minute. I don’t fucking believe he did that. Twenty-three years old, my first taste of dick, my first blow job at all, and he makes me play with the pros! Gawd he had that thing rammed down my throat! Ok, so I woulda lost the bet that a beer can wouldn’t fit in my mouth.

But wow, it is at a full rage now. And unless I think a sumpin fast I am thinking there’s gonna be a repeat performance of what he just did to my face. Comin in here I’d a bet that "beer can" wouldn’t fit anywhere inside of me, but after that little face fuck, it may just fit anywhere he decides to put it. Much ouch. Think fast Angela.

Well he jerked with that little finger up his ass trick, why not turn the tables? Face it, he’s cruising lesbo bars, wearing lingerie, a body can pass for a tall slim chick but a dick like a log that he likes to fuck dykes in the face with. Now something in there has to be weird. He’s got to have some buttons to push. (And plus Angela, before this is over, or after it is over, I just gotta ask him where he got that garter belt, I just love the peach color, besides which, well, he looks so damn cute with his stylish short hair, that lean body. If it just weren’t for that…that…damn thing stickin up out of his panties! Ugh.)

Ok big mister, I say tossing my hair and looking at him. You proved you can make me suck your dick like it or not, and am sure you can bend me over and make me do something else. But how about a switch sweetie? Now my smile kicks in. I got an eight inch strap on dick in my drawer of goodies.

Maybe I should put that dick on, bend you over and fuck that tight little ass of yours! Would you like that baby? I ask, increasing the pace of my exploring fingers.

"Ysssssss" I gasp as she begins massaging the wet head of his cock with my other hand. It worked. Mmmmm, they like having it rubbed up at the tip, I mean I wasn’t born knowing this stuff, hafta remem that.

I left him sprawled on the bed headed into my huge closet. Turning back to say, and get those panties out of a bunch Lil Miss Underpanties, we’ll do this with those on, they are just too cute to take off!. Letting him watch my cute bare ass walk out of the room. How in the world is he gonna that thing back in those panties? This is almost getting weird Angela. Sounds like my kinda party.

Ooc: I’d like to do the next post too? maybe later today or definetely tomorrow. But jump in if you prefer.

And by the way big boy? And listen, I am in no way suggesting that maybe your description of your erect penis as the size and shape of a beer can might be an exaggeration? Because I know there is no way any guy would do that. But out of curiosity, I tried to put a diet coke can in my mouth? Ok, ok, I AM out of my mind. But I’ll tell ya, either you go out with girls with awful big mouths, or you ain’t getting any head sweetie. Cuss like no way. Maybe if you knock all my teeth out and use a crowbar. And don’t get any ideas ok?

Also, DO you like dress ups?


[Edited by angie girl on 10-06-2000 at 11:23 AM]

 

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