Guts or Balls

[everblast]

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Guts or Balls????

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below ....

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

 

[bisexplicit]

Reason Number 756 why I should give up men altogether.

 

[Guest]

 

[bisexplicit]

How many reasons do you have for not giving up men?

Seven.

 

[Guest]

 

[silverwhisper]

i'm guessing 5 fingers, 1 tongue, 1 cock. :>

ed

 

[Guest]

 

[silverwhisper]

probably bracing for support? :>

ed

 

[Guest]

 

[bisexplicit]

maybe rubbing her toes because she won't wear socks

He isn't allowed anywhere near my feet since they're my most ticklish area - because he /always/ tickles me.

 

[Guest]

 

[bisexplicit]

I used to give my wife foot massages a lot. Now it's very seldom because she has broken most of her toes at one time or another, and she won't let me touch them.

Aww. Do her broken toes still hurt?

 

[silverwhisper]

[pokes bi in the nose]



ed

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[bisexplicit]

[pokes bi in the nose]



ed

*makes scrunchy crinkly face*

*sticks my tounge out at you*

 

[silverwhisper]

[plays "got your nose".]

[re-attaches nose in her left armpit. after she's been working out.]



ed

 

[bisexplicit]

[plays "got your nose".]

[re-attaches nose in her left armpit. after she's been working out.]



ed

Eww, smelly.

 

[silverwhisper]

hey, i considered putting it in your shoes after you've been walking around all day...

ed

 

[Guest]

 

[bisexplicit]

I think if I came home smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on my collar, slapping my wife on the ass saying "your next", she'd probably rip off my balls and stick them in my gut.

And you would have deserved it.

 

[bisexplicit]

hey, i considered putting it in your shoes after you've been walking around all day...

ed

Oddly enough, my feet don't really get smelly...

 

[Guest]

 

[silverwhisper]

i find that weird, bi.

ed

 

[Sybarist]

I think if I came home smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on my collar, slapping my wife on the ass saying "your next", she'd probably rip off my balls and stick them in my gut.

Awwww, and here I was going to say I'd rip out his guts, tie them around his balls, and use them hang him from the flagpole outside.....



I wonder where this little bit of useless drivel originally came from??