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JadedHeart

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On this, my 500th post on this site, I wanted to say something truly profound, something no one before me has said. Then I wondered just how many people had reached this auspicious event before myself. So I looked, and I am the 128th person to become a guru. I figure my chances of saying something that one of the other 127 people didn’t are so incredibly thin that it isn’t even worth trying. So somebody pass me a drink and I’ll just shut up. :)
 
Passing you tequila, bringing the lime and salt. You do have profound and originalthoughts to share, but this is probably more fun.

1 . 2 . 3 . Go!
 
tony_gam said:
Congratulations!

Now you are supposed to get spanked.

Congrats JadedHeart!!!

So now bend over so we can give you the spanking that you need to get initated!! :D :D
 
way to go Jadedheart, I too, only made guruhood awhile ago! I don't even remember now, what I posted on my 500th post. Oh well, it was fun getting there, finally! Only took me forever! *LOL* Enjoy getting to the next level, I know I am...even if it takes me forever!

Hugs KitKat
 
Ksss~ Any thoughts for your new title?

Juspar~ Thanks for the drink, you’re right this is more fun!

Nitelight~ For the one I lost my virgin status to, thank you for being there as I reached another level.

Tony and ShyGuy~ Spanking? Why is it that no one ever mentions a spanking when the guys get to a new level? Something just doesn’t seem right here.

KitKat~ My fellow guru, congratulations to you also! I know what you mean about it seeming to take forever!!
 
JadedHeart said:
On this, my 500th post on this site, I wanted to say something truly profound, something no one before me has said. Then I wondered just how many people had reached this auspicious event before myself. So I looked, and I am the 128th person to become a guru. I figure my chances of saying something that one of the other 127 people didn’t are so incredibly thin that it isn’t even worth trying. So somebody pass me a drink and I’ll just shut up. :)

Hey JadedHeart, congratulations on the gurudom *tipping my glass to you* :)
 
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