Guru in a cage

[Siren]

 

[OpposingBalance]

I dunno. Think the whole Roo penis thing threw me off.

 

[Guru]

 

[Guru]

 

[OpposingBalance]

You have something against 'roos?

Nope.
Just never knew anyone who knew them so.. intimately..

Originally posted by Guru
Did you know that kangaroos have a forked, prehensile penis? It's prehensile so they can reach around the females fat tail, and forked because roos, like many marsupials, have two uterii.

 

[Guru]

 

[Siren]

Re: Re: Guru in a cage

 

[sigh]

Guru in a cage...

with me dancing about naked just out of his reach...

what a lovely image.

 

[OpposingBalance]

I'm an amateur penologist. Care to spelunk with me?

Amature penologist?
Um...................................think I'll take a rain cheque, thanks.

 

[Nora]

umm. Can we poke him with a stick?

 

[sigh]

umm. Can we poke him with a stick?

If we don't, he'll surely poke us with his.

 

[Siren]

 

[Guru]

 

[ksmybuttons]

I like the fact that the penis is not cut. Looks a little sore, however. What has been going on with the head of that shaft?

 

[Guest]

everyone on lit should poke him

How 'bout if he just pokes all of us instead?

 

[cybergirly]

How 'bout if he just pokes all of us instead?

That works for me

 

[Susano]

Originally posted by Guru
Did you know that kangaroos have a forked, prehensile penis? It's prehensile so they can reach around the females fat tail, and forked because roos, like many marsupials, have two uterii.

Whenever they start genetically engineering animals into human slaves, like in Cordwainer Smith's stories, I want a kangaroo.

{Post hijack: Read Cordwainer Smith's stories. Most emotionally moving SF ever}

 

[Siren]

 

[Guru]

I lost the key...

 

[Siren]

 

[cybergirly]

only if he is let out of the cage.......

I dont feel like having crisscrossed bar marks on me.

Ok I thought he was your "pet". Are you saying you don't have the key? hmmm how about a phone book, lets call a locksmith.

 

[Siren]

 

[cybergirly]

What does he have to do to earn that trust back?

 

[Siren]

 

[Guru]