Guru-dom

Seriously though, there used to be some hellacious parties for 300 post. Now I'm waiting for 500.<sighs> The times, they are a changin'.

94 MORE!
 
Only 126 togo for me! Need to post faster on my SRP thread. Hey Bobtoad now I am sorry I told you I couldn't join you on that thread but alas I am having trouble posting to my other thread as is.
 
i cant bring myself to spank you Celestialbody, how about 500 deep thrusts instead?
 
Re: Juliangel

R Nitelight said:
I'm waiting........
*smack, smack*

Whoa that's was all the incentive I needed yall dont mind my very rapid posting in the next hour!!!! Nitelight be ready :D
 
standing with paddle in hand wearing a leather corset.........

Clear the way Miss Eve is here and anyone standing the the way of my paddle and CB's booty is going to get a piece of this too.
 
guruuuu oooo, i want in i want in!

wait i have to get 500! daaaamn!
 
time for some fun...*round houses ambrosashitz, kicks him in the nuts* OH MY GOD FOKES ITS A LOW BLOW!!! *i then jump up slamming his head into the ground, i get up and start kicking him in the head* KICK HIM WHILE HES DOWN KICK HIM WHILE HES DOWN!!! * i then pull out my uzis and make a bloody mess of whats left of him* there all done, i feal better! *drags his body into a closet some where, and calls a janitor to clean up the mess on the floor*
 
Better late then never

Took me awhile to find this but I'm here and ready to go. Don't remember anyone doing this to me when I reached Guru status.

(Voice in head)"That's because nobody likes you."

Oh yeah. Well anyway... *pulls a paddle out of thin air* Let's get going at this! *bends CB over and begins* One... Two... Three... Four... this might take awhile.;)
 
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