Guns were not enough, UK doctors call for kitchen knife ban....

[BotanyBoy]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4581871.stm

They are just to fucking dangerous to allow the people to have....nope...no slippery slope with the weapons ban's at all.

We should be just like the "civilized world and start banning people into rubber helmets....and in a couple years the US could be fighting for it's kitchenware right's too!!!!

What do you say guys!!!!

 

[Tryharder62]

Kitchen knives scare me. They mean I might have to cook!

 

[Busybody]

but the English NEED knives


cause they have no teeffe

 

[Squibbs]

I say America is a shithole, so who gives a fuck?

 

[Tryharder62]

I say America is a shithole, so who gives a fuck?

Come visit me. I'll show you how great America is.

 

[BotanyBoy]

I say America is a shithole, so who gives a fuck?

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[bcassidy123]

It is not only guns and kitchen knives that need to be banned. Bread is something that needs to be eliminated.
I've done a little research, and what I've discovered should make anyone think twice....

1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread eaters.
2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever and influenza ravaged whole nations.
4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
5. Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average American eats more bread than that in one month!
6. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low occurrence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease and osteoporosis.
7. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after only two days.
8. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter and even cold cuts.
9. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.
10. Newborn babies can choke on bread.
11. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.
12. Most bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling

 

[Busybody]

^^^^Tee Hee

 

[koalabear]

Seanh must have crawling through the gutters nicking ankles again.

 

[Squibbs]

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Butthurt because your country is a shithole?

There's logic for ya.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Seanh must have crawling through the gutters nicking ankles again.

Is that a chihuahua reference of sorts?

Butthurt because your country is a shithole?

There's logic for ya.

No, butthurt because your instant response to an article making your country look like a bunch of nanny state pussies who can't handle their cutlery was to come in and call mine a shit hole.....the butthurt is obvious, let it flow through you and your journey to the dark side will be complete.

 

[Squibbs]

Come visit me. I'll show you how great America is.

I have no desire to ever go to the States again.

 

[koalabear]

Is that a chihuahua reference of sorts?

At least a Chihuahua can curb itself.

 

[Benedict_Arnold]

but the English NEED knives


cause they have no teeffe

Oh what do you Americans do? do you shoot your food to make it small enough to chew ? that must put big holes in the table or maybe just rip it up with your fingers like savages do?.

If you read the article closely it suggests a certain style of knife be banned not kitchen knives in general.

 

[TANG GOD]

i think theres a baton problem that needs an addressing over there.

 

[miles]

but the English NEED knives


cause they have no teeffe

That's a fallacy. Each of them have three or four.

 

[Busybody]

Oh what do you Americans do? do you shoot your food to make it small enough to chew ? that must put big holes in the table or maybe just rip it up with your fingers like savages do?.

If you read the article closely it suggests a certain style of knife be banned not kitchen knives in general.

hey yo, Benny

DUMMY

 

[Benedict_Arnold]

Hiya mate. Be careful when you shoot that sausage and bacon.

 

[oggbashan]

When I was young, cut throat razors were the street weapon of choice.

Carrying one in the street was illegal. That didn't stop razor gangs from slicing each other.

Cut throat razors are now antiques. Kitchen knives are the most commonly used street weapon.

Carrying one in the street is illegal. That doesn't stop gangs from slicing each other.

But there are fewer knife incidents now than there were razor incidents then. The few incidents that are reported get much wider publicity than razor cuts did then.

 

[Busybody]

Hiya mate. Be careful when you shoot that sausage and bacon.

don't forget to brush your

tooth

 

[Squibbs]

Is that a chihuahua reference of sorts?



No, butthurt because your instant response to an article making your country look like a bunch of nanny state pussies who can't handle their cutlery was to come in and call mine a shit hole.....the butthurt is obvious, let it flow through you and your journey to the dark side will be complete.

Oh.

Yeah, I'm Canadian, dipshit.

 

[Benedict_Arnold]

Oh.

Yeah, I'm Canadian, dipshit.

Lol ! Fuck I love this forum.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Oh.

Yeah, I'm Canadian, dipshit.

Whatever...same level of faggotry, bunch of socialist twits want to come tell Murikuh how to run their shit...run your own fucking countries so we can quit sending you billions, ya fucking bleed us dry.

 

[Sean]

Why do the small penis brigade keep dragging up stories from years ago and try to pass then off as current? FTR, no ban has been implemented in the SEVEN YEARS since these doctors made their call.

 

[islandman]

I call bullshit.

Why is someone in the UK using inches instead of centimeters to describe blade lengths?


Home Office spokesperson said there were already extensive restrictions in place to control the sale and possession of knives.

"The law already prohibits the possession of offensive weapons in a public place, and the possession of knives in public without good reason or lawful authority, with the exception of a folding pocket knife with a blade not exceeding three inches."