Gun Control Issues

[Black_Bird]

Isn't there a Kung Fu episode on somewhere?

I'm sure there is... somewhere.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Georgia, you explained what black humor is. I have a dictionary and several language companions that could have explained the same thing. The black humor so apparent to everyone else in existence regarding those particular lyrics missed me entirely. I see nothing remotely "humorous" about it. I don't watch noir films. I don't read noir books. I don't listen to noir music. I don't have noir art. I don't get it. All that's left to me is face value. And that particular face value is extremely insulting. If there is supposed to be something deeper involved in this, do explain it to me.

Marxist, don't shut up. Your attempts to appear more interesting than you actually are happen to be very entertaining. Do continue.

 

[EvilBrat74]

Gun control?

Gun,knife,bomb,spear,bow.
Hell,what's the difference.
If i'm gonna kill someone,i'm gonna kill em.

But if they don't have a gun,it might be easier!
Cause i still will have one stashed away alway's!
Won't you?

This is how a criminal think's.
Why should we loose our gun's that we defend our homes with?
Or even the gun's we hunt with?

 

[april-wine]

Todd-o's little experience with guns is nothing compared to this other regular's.

Funny how you see that KM, I am sure Todd didn't find it such a little experience.....I am also sure it wasn't quite nothing......I truly hope you are not quite as flippant about it as this comment makes you appear.......

 

[KillerMuffin]

No, actually I'm not. However, I'm not going to discuss this person's private past without this person bringing it to light. I should never have brought that up.

 

[Black_Bird]

I don't get it. All that's left to me is face value. And that particular face value is extremely insulting. If there is supposed to be something deeper involved in this, do explain it to me.

It's really simple, hon. Ever heard those "Baby in a barrel" jokes? Pretty damn sick, right? It's the same idea.

Gun = Dick
Control = Dominance
Issues = As in "Trent has plenty of..."

It's a play on words. I saw how the two ideas fit together and I took it upon myself to show everyone. Probably not as deep as you were looking for... *shrugs* Nothing ever is, I guess.

 

[KillerMuffin]

So it's like an allegory?

 

[Black_Bird]

So it's like an allegory?

Eh... sort of. *Shrugs* Play-on-words fits better I think.

Are you still angry?

 

[KillerMuffin]

No.

Are you?

 

[Black_Bird]

No.

Are you?

Wasn't really to begin with. *Shrugs*

Forgive and forget?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Deal.

Forgive and forget.

 

[lavender]

 

[Problem Child]

Eh... sort of. *Shrugs* Play-on-words fits better I think.

Are you still angry?

No.

Are you?

Wasn't really to begin with. *Shrugs*

Forgive and forget?

Deal.

Forgive and forget.

We are the world...we are the morons...

Sheesh, I need a tissue...

 

[Laurel]

We are the world...we are the morons...

Sheesh, I need a tissue...

A tissue? I didn't think it was that exciting. Maybe if they were naked...


OH! Now I understand...Never mind.

 

[lavender]

 

[Problem Child]

A tissue? I didn't think it was that exciting. Maybe if they were naked...


OH! Now I understand...Never mind.

Laurel, I think all that cat hair you inhale every day is impairing your cognative abilities.

 

[Laurel]

I think I've been editing sex stories so long I forgot what tissues are usually used for.

 

[Problem Child]

I think I've been editing sex stories so long I forgot what tissues are usually used for.

lol

How can you wade through so much smut every day and stay relatively normal? Doesn't porn destroy lives? That's what Pat Robertson says...

"Onward Christian soldiers, marching as to war...with the cross of Jesus..."

 

[Laurel]

lol

How can you wade through so much smut every day and stay relatively normal? Doesn't porn destroy lives? That's what Pat Robertson says...

"Onward Christian soldiers, marching as to war...with the cross of Jesus..."

I'm not sure. Maybe I have some sort of porn-repellent gene. I do know that if I had to listen to Pat Robertson for many hours a day, I'd crack like an egg.

 

[GuyJD]

I believe that there are no problems in this country about gun control. I think that gun control should be in the hands of the individual and not the government.

AND IF ANYONE DISAGREES, I'LL SHOOT THEM. LOL

 

[Guest]

 

[Marxist]

The token black dude was correct!

Another chica wakes up to the truth:

Muffin is a hillbilly psycho.

Black Bird is a third year freshman majoring in Oriental Studies.

 

[Black_Bird]

This thread was like a bad tennis match.
No more NIN lyrics on the board, EVER!

Never ever?

i've become impossible
holding on to when
when everything seemed to matter more
the two of us
all used and beaten up
watching fate as it flows down the path we
have chose

you and me
we're in this together now
non of them can stop us now
we will make it through some how
you and me
if the world should break in two
until the very end of me
until the very end of you

awake to the sound as they peel apart the skin
they pick and they pull
trying to get their fingers in
well they've got to kill what we found
well they've got to hate what they fear
well they've got to make it go away
well they've got to make it disappear

the farther i fall i'm beside you
as lost as i get i will find you
the deeper the wound i'm inside you
foe ever and ever i am a part of

you and me
we're in this together now
none of them can stop us now
we will make it through somehow
you and me
if the world should break in two
until the very end of me
until the very end of you

all that we were is gone we have to hold on
all that we were is gone we have to hold on
when all our hope is gone we have to hold on
all that we were is gone we have to hold on

you and me
we're in this together now
none of them can stop us now
we will make it through somehow
you and me
even after everything
you're the queen and i'm the king
nothing else means anything

-- We're in this Together, Nine Inch Nails

 

[seXieleXie]

you let me violate you.
you let me desecrate you.
you let me penetrate you.
you let me complicate you
help me, i broke apart my insides.
help me, i've got no soul to sell.
help me, the only thing that works for me.
help me get away from myself
i want to fuck you like an animal, i want to feel you from the inside.
i want to fuck you like an animal.
my whole existance is flawed
you get me closer to god
you can have my isolation.
you can have the hate that it brings.
you can have my absense of faith.
you can have my everything
help me, tear down my reason.
help me, it's your sex i can smell.
help me, you make me perfect. help me become somebody else
you get me closer to god
throught every forest, above the trees. within my stomach, scraped off my knees
i drink the honey inside your hive. you are the reason i stay alive.
you get me closer to god

 

[Azwed]

For some strange reason i really like that NIN song.