Guess where tortoise is going next weekend?

[Ginny]

to watch men play with their weenies!

yay!.....he and some friends got tickets to go see Puppetry of The Penis.....genital origami.....

www.puppetryofthepenis.com

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0593047907.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

"Puppetry of the Penis was conceived by Simon Morley in 1996 as the title of a classy, highbrow art calendar, showcasing twelve of his favourite dick tricks.Years before, Simon’s youngest brother had shown him his first dick trick, 'The Hamburger’. Natural sibling rivalry with their two other brothers resulted in the evolution of a healthy repertoire of genital gesticulations."

turtle was kinda bummed......the show this weekend in L.A. is soldout.....but score.....he got tickets for next weekend!

http://www.puppetryofthepenis.com/images/ppkungfu.jpg

i would love to go......i wonder if the guys ever get hard on stage......prolly not.....but still.....just seeing their stuff dangling onstage....

and just how stretched out do you think their junk is?.....hmmmm.....they must have major loose skin......i wonder what all they do with the testicles......i should prolly get the book, huh?......we had the Vagina Monologues here.....but i think this one might be a lil too wild for our southern town......cajuns don't take kindly to public displays of manjunk stretching abilities........<nodding>.....

can you do tricks with your penis?......make thangs?.......i'd sure think it would hurt.....but i guess you get used to it.......they oughta have some of those chickies with major "hangdown" flappage doing tricks......making genital animals, too.......

 

[desert spike]

Thanks for the cuckle so early in the morning. This will probably pop into my brain all day as I slave away.

Are you going, the reviews say its hilariously funny.

 

[Bindii]

Tell him to take lots of pictures to post in lit.

*waving*

 

[Rambling Rose]

I just read about this show! tortoise has all the luck...that'll never make it here.

 

[Ginny]

Are you going, the reviews say its hilariously funny.

nope.....no go......too bad i'm not like Jeannie......from I Dream of Jeannie........just blink myself all over the place....that'd be too fucking cool, huh......i could freeze people......you remember how she used to do that.....just blink.......that colonel and major healey were always frozen.......never remembered a thing about being frozen either.........man could i use that lil power......and now i'm hearing the theme song.....greattttttt.....

http://www.timvp.com/jeannie.jpg

 

[desert spike]

nope.....no go......too bad i'm not like Jeannie......from I Dream of Jeannie........just blink myself all over the place....that'd be too fucking cool, huh......i could freeze people......you remember how she used to do that.....just blink.......that colonel and major healey were always frozen.......never remembered a thing about being frozen either.........man could i use that lil power......and now i'm hearing the theme song.....greattttttt.....

http://www.timvp.com/jeannie.jpg

Showing my age here. Yes I remember jeannnie. If'in you could blink like her, Blink over to my lap, will ya. Clothes optional. I'll take care of that when you get here.

 

[tortoise]

Here is a link to a review of the show:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...020819/review_variety/review_stage_penis_dc_1

 

[Guest]

Good lawd! I think I wanna produce that kinda art. Wooo!

 

[bluemuse]

I saw a segment on a news show on Puppetry of the Penis. I don't possess any dangly bits...yet I kept my legs crossed (tightly) the entire segment.

 

[oceanbaby28]

to watch men play with their weenies!

yay!.....he and some friends got tickets to go see Puppetry of The Penis.....genital origami.....

www.puppetryofthepenis.com

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0593047907.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

"Puppetry of the Penis was conceived by Simon Morley in 1996 as the title of a classy, highbrow art calendar, showcasing twelve of his favourite dick tricks.Years before, Simon’s youngest brother had shown him his first dick trick, 'The Hamburger’. Natural sibling rivalry with their two other brothers resulted in the evolution of a healthy repertoire of genital gesticulations."

turtle was kinda bummed......the show this weekend in L.A. is soldout.....but score.....he got tickets for next weekend!

http://www.puppetryofthepenis.com/images/ppkungfu.jpg

i would love to go......i wonder if the guys ever get hard on stage......prolly not.....but still.....just seeing their stuff dangling onstage....

and just how stretched out do you think their junk is?.....hmmmm.....they must have major loose skin......i wonder what all they do with the testicles......i should prolly get the book, huh?......we had the Vagina Monologues here.....but i think this one might be a lil too wild for our southern town......cajuns don't take kindly to public displays of manjunk stretching abilities........<nodding>.....

can you do tricks with your penis?......make thangs?.......i'd sure think it would hurt.....but i guess you get used to it.......they oughta have some of those chickies with major "hangdown" flappage doing tricks......making genital animals, too.......

Think I ran across this back a while ago. Was flipping channels on tv one night and low and behold there they were! Very very interesting... I think it was on HBO's Real Sex show. They have some of the strangest (yet cool) things on there.

Hope he likes it!

 

[DéjàNu]

wow thats cool.....

In my old Penis thread I post some pics of what those pupperter do.. I just add Origami for those that were.



http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?postid=1460454#post1460454

 

[Ginny]

omg Deja....i remember that pic:

http://home.iprimus.com.au/laurapalmer/images/bookreviews/puppetryofthepenis.jpg

too damn funny.....i wanna go.....<whine>

 

[glamorilla]

i have been trying to fnd the url for this for ages. these guys have got one of ***the*** most hysterical websites i have ever seen.

 

[Ginny]

sexy glam.......i think they have another team of penis puppeters doing a show in NYC now......let me go check.....

 

[Ginny]

NEW YORK, USA
NOW PLAYING

John Houseman Theatre,
450 West 42nd Street, New York,
Book now online Telecharge or phone (212) 947 8844


doesn't have dates......but i think they are up there......you oughta go......i think turtle said his ticket was $42.00.....

 

[Ginny]

it's next weekend that he's going.....<nodding>....i got weekends mixed up.....per usual...

 

[Ginny]

yep...my hot turtle man is watching men play with their cocks and balls right this very minute....

got tickled earlier before he headed into L.A.....saying he was gonna get home....get naked....and go stand in front of mirror.....doing this edward scissorhands kinda action at his crotch....waalaa....a balloon animal......his cock tied in knots......but fucking hell...it's a goddamn dachshund....

 

[cg_allstar]

yep...my hot turtle man is watching men play with their cocks and balls right this very minute....

got tickled earlier before he headed into L.A.....saying he was gonna get home....get naked....and go stand in front of mirror.....doing this edward scissorhands kinda action at his crotch....waalaa....a balloon animal......his cock tied in knots......but fucking hell...it's a goddamn dachshund....

Hey. Easy about the dachshund.

 

[tortoise]

The show was absolutely hilarious; if it ever comes (heh) near you, GO SEE IT! My favorite part was when several audience members groaned at a slightly off-color joke, to which the guys responded: "Oh please... like we've crossed some sort of line of good taste. Look where you are. You're the ones that came to the dick show... ya perverts." It became a running joke after that, every time someone groaned.

 

[Ginny]

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