Guess what's in my box!

[April]

No really. Guess.

 

[Nora]

Tuna sammich?

 

[bluemuse]

Chocolate???

 

[RawHumor]

Is it bigger than a baby's arm?

 

[marksgirl]

Bread?

 

[lovetoread]

Sex toys?

 

[binkley]

No really. Guess.

Air.

 

[wolfie69]

Something long and hard????

 

[Cibo]

A PM or a vibrator.

 

[Laurel]

A vibrating PM?

 

[DéjàNu]

Can you describe the box?



merci

 

[Sillyman]

A PMing vibrator?

 

[April]

I wish it was a vibrating PM!

But it's not.




Wonder of wonders!!! A Literotica Newsletter!

I'm stunned and amazed.

 

[binkley]

A Literotica Newsletter!

Darn you for your cleverness! That rather destroys my "air" theory. I should have gone with aether.

 

[bknight2602]

Nothing and your mad as hell?

 

[Dillinger]

I didn't get the newsletter... *sigh*

 

[Gaucho]

Wonder of wonders!!! A Literotica Newsletter!

I'm stunned and amazed.

Whaddya know! There's one in my box, too!

Wait a minute. How can it be in my box and April's box at the same time? Isn't that against the law somewhere?

There's something fishy going on here...

 

[pinksateendream]

i know what i could put in your box... jk um i'll say a banana

 

[Rambrat]

a letter from a dear old friend...

 

[Guest]

 

[Never]

No really. Guess.

Mah tonhg?

 

[Narcosis]

another smaller box?

 

[April]

Hey Gaucho. It's Lit, therefore there's always something fishy going on.

Dilly, want me to forward it to you? I haven't opened it yet. I'm treasuring the sight of it.

 

[islandman]

Is it one of those Harry Potter vibrating broomsticks all the young girls are raving about?

 

[Oilpainter]

Just a wild guess April, but perhaps your box has a hamster hopped up on Whoop Ass doing back flips and singing the star spangled banner in a Hendrixesque manner. Just a wild guess really.