Guess the Litizen

[4est_4est_Gump]

Police were summoned to the Bradenton business "by the staff at Starbucks regarding a female that was in their lobby and was masturbating." When an officer questioned the woman, Jennifer Piranian, she reported that she was waiting to go to a local hospital.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/jenniferpiranian.jpg

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/masturbation/starbucks-masturbator-647093

 

[rosco rathbone]

I am impressed with my skills.

One look at that face and I was like "gotta be Armenian".

Sure enough, that's where the name comes from.


*gold star*

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I am impressed with my skills.

One look at that face and I was like "gotta be Armenian".

Sure enough, that's where the name comes from.


*gold star*

This is how we only got a C+...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Think she sells Uggs?

 

[Wok]

Think she sells Uggs?

Probably not, otherwise, all eyes would have been on them, and not the busy fingers.

 

[koalabear]

Think she sells Uggs?

C+ was too high!!!!!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Over the Rainbow



Truly gone fishing...

 

[TWB]

twatsicle

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Where are your balls?



I want a word with them...

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Guess the Litizen

http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/jenniferpiranian.jpg

LT? ......

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

OK



I laughed... not bad for a C student.

 

[Sean]

Good to see the RWCJ take the piss out of the mentally ill.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Probably not, otherwise, all eyes would have been on them, and not the busy fingers.

twatsicle

LT? ......

This is RWCJ?



Is your hate keeping you warm?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I am impressed with my skills.

One look at that face and I was like "gotta be Armenian".

Sure enough, that's where the name comes from.


*gold star*

Is THIS the face of the rw?



What a small, lonely man you must be...

 

[Sean]

You really don't do irony, do you?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Who can see irony when it is dripping with hate and gin...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I guess, again, you have no Friday night companionship?

 

[Adre]

Jen?

Is that Jeninflorida? Now it all makes sense.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

*chuckle*



Her whole blog must be a fake...

 

[Wok]

This is RWCJ?



Is your hate keeping you warm?

Yes, thank you. It saves on my Solyndra bill.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Yes, thank you. It saves on my Solyndra bill.

I told you that you could hand wash it...



Woolite™ is your friend!

 

[Wok]

I told you that you could hand wash it...



Woolite™ is your friend!

Woolite™ is for smelly Bill Whittle fans. I use the Rachel Maddow approved Shamwow.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Crap.


Now I have to discard my sham wows™...




(I shall keep the imitations though.)

 

[Wok]

Crap.


Now I have to discard my sham wows™...




(I shall keep the imitations though.)

She personally tests each one to see if they absorb as advertised. Cannot do that with imitations.

 

[Sean]

Yeah, let's all guess the kitizen.