Guess the Lit Member

[Guest]

What Lit member, who was recently dumped by her younger boyfriend without so much as a "here's an orange juice to go", has taken up with someone that is so despised on this board due to past actions, that she dare not tell a soul?

 

[registered "^^"]

UUhhhhhhh KR

 

[registered "^^"]

Hmmm wait he is male......or claims to be.....

 

[pabloback]

who cares shit head!!!
certainly not me
what people do in their private lives is none of my business and is definitely none of yours. do yourself a favour and go buy your prick a donut to have safe sex with .

 

[freakygirl]

What's worse than a troll???
















I gossiping troll..


*lmao* I'm so fucking funny.. to bad the person behind the gossiping troll name isn't...

 

[Guest]

You got it half right. Very good.

 

[estevie]

[B do yourself a favour and go buy your prick a donut to have safe sex with . [/B]

LMAO...what the hell is this????

 

[registered "^^"]

I knew it......it is Minnie Mouse........Dennis the Menace dumped her......go figure.

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Laurel]

"...and then like Jenny was dating Billy but she was sleeping with Mike. And Mike was engaged to Alice while sleeping with Jenny. And then Sissy broke up with Tommy without so much as a word! What nerve! But she was slutting around with Jerry and Phil, and you should hear what Jessie..." [degenerates into the sound of hens cackling]

In a word,
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

 

[Off]

It's me, isnt it?
You're talking about me........

 

[pabloback]

It's me, isnt it?
You're talking about me........

no no no
the correct quote is
are you talking to me?
robert de niro
taxi driver

 

[*ladylove*]

Wandering through aimlessly, wondering what the hell is going on.

 

[nasty]

"...and then like Jenny was dating Billy but she was sleeping with Mike. And Mike was engaged to Alice while sleeping with Jenny. And then Sissy broke up with Tommy without so much as a word! What nerve! But she was slutting around with Jerry and Phil, and you should hear what Jessie..." [degenerates into the sound of hens cackling]

In a word,
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

"And, this one day, at Band Camp..." I'm just SO FUNNY!!!!!!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

*gasping* Mike was engaged to Jenny? That hussy said she was unattached! Spill your guts Laurel!

 

[Cath!]

No no no...get the facts straight dammit...


jenny was engaged to Alice while having wild double-dildo sex with jessie...

 

[KillerMuffin]

But Jenny told me she was single so I set her up with Chad, no not the Chad in Florida, the Chad in Walla Walla. Chad thinks he's going to marry her!

 

[pabloback]

i think laurel is just making it up jenny would have told me , besides mike is still a virgin , at least that is what samantha said and she knows everything after what happened with the football team

 

[MissTaken]

No no no...get the facts straight dammit...


jenny was engaged to Alice while having wild double-dildo sex with jessie...

Why that triple timing two faced bitch!

I thought she was all mine!

 

[PHANTOM5875]

I KNEW I should have kept that cement truck on standby.

*sigh* ..... so many trolls. so little concrete.........

 

[Rick DeVille]

but Chad's a chick!

 

[pabloback]

but Chad's a chick!

not that chad , the chad from walla walla

 

[KillerMuffin]

Didn't you know? Jenny prefers chicks, Rick? She says that she just doesn't click unless she's with a chick because guys make her feel like she's turning tricks. It's kind of rude, but she's thick. You know, like a brick. She's in luck this time, Chad's gonna make her lick her lips because he's a chick with a dick.

 

[nasty]

And, the chick had sex in the Coupe.

 

[freakygirl]

But Jenny told me she was single so I set her up with Chad, no not the Chad in Florida, the Chad in Walla Walla. Chad thinks he's going to marry her!

Chad told me he was going to marry me.. *points to letter* see.. says right here

"Baby, I love you more than anything in the world. I can't wait until I get out of this hell hole. I was framed you know. I didn't rob that bank. Really, I had gone in and made a deposit. That is how my fingerprints ended up on the vault. I want to marry you, have kids and live happily ever after. You are my one true love. Nothing is more important.

Love Chad

xoxoxox

p.s. Please send me more money. So I can get some cigarettes."

We are talking about the Chad that is IN Walla Walla.. and not someone else by the name of Chad that resides in the City of Walla Walla..right?

If so, I'm pissed.. I'm calling it off.. the two timing bastard!