Guess How The Above Poster's Genitals Look

[Stopokochac]

I was originally gonna post this about penis/breastsize. But I think this will be more interesting. It's pretty straight forward.

If it's a guy, guess his PENIS LENGTH, PUBIC STYLE and whether he's CUT or UNCUT

If it's a lady, guess her PUBIC STYLE, whether she has BIG or SMALL LIPS and if she's an INNIE or an OUTIE

You guys can go ahead and start with ME. I'm a MALE.
Please DO post your gender, as sometimes it's not always clear.

This should be interesting

 

[Series 6]

I was originally gonna post this about penis/breastsize. But I think this will be more interesting. It's pretty straight forward.

If it's a guy, guess his PENIS LENGTH, PUBIC STYLE and whether he's CUT or UNCUT

If it's a lady, guess her PUBIC STYLE, whether she has BIG or SMALL LIPS and if she's an INNIE or an OUTIE

You guys can go ahead and start with ME. I'm a MALE.
Please DO post your gender, as sometimes it's not always clear.

This should be interesting

Very thick - almost unnaturally thick, uncut, but on the medium to short side. Huge untrimmed bush. Frequently walks around the house naked, wearing a shoe on it.

 

[JerseyJade]

Very thick - almost unnaturally thick, uncut, but on the medium to short side. Huge untrimmed bush. Frequently walks around the house naked, wearing a shoe on it.

Shiny. Made of aluminum. It's telescopic, so it can be adjusted to any length. Max length is 10 inches. It has 3 variable vibrating speeds and it has pump action as well. Needs to be oiled at least twice a day.

 

[Smoothshavendad]

Shiny. Made of aluminum. It's telescopic, so it can be adjusted to any length. Max length is 10 inches. It has 3 variable vibrating speeds and it has pump action as well. Needs to be oiled at least twice a day.

Smooth, wet and ready for me to taste her.

 

[Stopokochac]

LMAO! Not quite what I had in mind, but you guys made me laugh too hard to be annoyed. I'm LOVING these answers! Keep 'em coming.

The next poster can skip me, and comment about the poster ABOVE me, so it's fair. I don't wanna ruin the game, but I had to comment because these answers are too funny.

 

[Series 6]

Shiny. Made of aluminum. It's telescopic, so it can be adjusted to any length. Max length is 10 inches. It has 3 variable vibrating speeds and it has pump action as well. Needs to be oiled at least twice a day.

Wrong, its made of Beskar, not aluminum.

I'm imagining her pubic hair is trimmed to resemble the state of New Jersey. Frequently it is dyed a unique teal color.

 

[AlexBailey]

Wrong, its made of Beskar, not aluminum.

I'm imagining her pubic hair is trimmed to resemble the state of New Jersey. Frequently it is dyed a unique teal color.

I bet it's got sections and attachments like General Grievous' arms.

 

[ydahecnot]

Without eyes, they can’t look at all

 

[FranklyFrank]

Without eyes, they can’t look at all

sunburn red

 

[Sundayschild]

sunburn red

Chrome steel.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Chrome steel.

To quote Dave Matthew's:
Tied up and twisted,

 

[FranklyFrank]

Debonair. Wearing a fedora.

Supreme taco

 

[mynameisben]

Supreme taco

It looks like an overcooked baked potato, dark and smoldering, with deep divots all over it where the eyes have been carved out. When you poke it with a fork it deflates a little and chunks of it fall off onto the floor.


Ben

 

[Sundayschild]

It looks like an overcooked baked potato, dark and smoldering, with deep divots all over it where the eyes have been carved out. When you poke it with a fork it deflates a little and chunks of it fall off onto the floor.


Ben

I assume like a measuring device, perspex, with regular markings.

 

[Sundayschild]

Like the lawn at Balmoral on a spring morning...

Probably well presented, smooth with maybe an upward turn, hopefully.

I'll wrap it in a bow if it makes people happy

 

[NastyNyx]

Like the lawn at Balmoral on a spring morning...



I'll wrap it in a bow if it makes people happy

As a Sunday child I'm sure he is greatly blessed...

 

[FranklyFrank]

As a Sunday child I'm sure he is greatly blessed...

whipped cream and other delights

 

[mynameisben]

Kielbasa.

The Holland Tunnel.

 

[Sundayschild]

The Holland Tunnel.

Right on

 

[Asian_Flower]

Aahahaha!
Fuck you ben!



Not impolite. Just right. Begging your pardon.

I have seen Faras boobs and they look like mount Everest! I think lower down would look absolutely wonderful.

 

[Stopokochac]

I have seen Faras boobs and they look like mount Everest! I think lower down would look absolutely wonderful.

Small and tight, with black pubes that look like they got electrocuted, when her vibrator malfunctioned.

 

[Chernosoth]

Small and tight, with black pubes that look like they got electrocuted, when her vibrator malfunctioned.

Dripping and some chunky bits when that stripper puked on him.

 

[mynameisben]

Aahahaha!
Fuck you ben!

I hope you realize it's just a joke. If you were to send me a pic, I could give a much better appraisal.


Ben

 

[AlexBailey]

Dripping and some chunky bits when that stripper puked on him.

Judging by the AV they must be small and fuzzy.

I hope you realize it's just a joke. If you were to send me a pic, I could give a much better appraisal.


Ben

Red and white striped and smells like pepterment.

 

[Stopokochac]

Dripping and some chunky bits when that stripper puked on him.

EW! That's a nasty one!

Judging by the AV they must be small and fuzzy.

Red and white striped and smells like pepterment.

LOL
He/him/she, whatever...... has both sets of them.