Guess cards please

[Lauren Hynde]

Well done, by the way.

Yay!

 

[Guest]

BUMP!

 

[Guest]

BUMP!

Who you bumpin', sexy?

 

[TheEarl]

<TheEarl rushes in, dressed in a waistcoat and brandishing a pocketwatch>

I'm late, I'm late! Oh dear me, I'm late!

Sorry about that. My internet's gone tits up and this computer I'm borrowing is slower than a Harry Ellis service.

The answers are:

1. Chilled Vodka IV
2. English Lady
3. Cantdog
4. Neonlyte
5. Evil Alpaca
6. Black Shaglan
7. The Earl
8. Alex de Kok
9. SweetSubSarahh
10. Rebecca Leah
11. Dr Mabeuse
12. Abstruse
13. Lauren Hynde
14. Tatelou

The winner, with a fairly impressive 8/14, was Lauren Hynde. The loser, with 2/14 (despite entering a full guess card) knows exactly who they are and will be punished with a solid belting as soon as I can garner the internet time.

The most frequently guessed correctly was Black Shanglan, despite it not using a 16C setting, nor a master-servant relationship. This was made even more surprising by the fact that CV IV actually used his name in his piece and still more people guessed Shang than they did CV.

<The Earl disappears off down a rabbit hole>

The Earl

 

[cantdog]

I wasn't aware we had losers. Tcheh.

 

[Guest]

We're all losers, hon.

















Yeah, fucking right!!!!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

 

[Guest]

Lauren, you know exactly what that did to me!

And I was drinking coffee at the time.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Sowwy.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

1. ChilledVodkaIV - YES
2. English Lady - YES
3. cantdog - YES
4. TheEarl - NO (switch with neonlyte)
5. Evil Alpaca - YES
6. BlackShanglan - YES
7. neonlyte - NO (switch with TheEarl)
8. Tatelou - NO
9. sweetsubsarahh - YES
10. Alex De Kok - NO
11. dr_mabeuse - YES
12. ABSTRUSE - YES
13. wildsweetone - DUH!
14. elizabethwest - NO

That's a faily impressive 9/14. My problem this time seemed to be telling you Brits apart.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

By the way, it SUCKS being without internet, but having internet only during 60 seconds bursts is almost worse. *sigh*

 

[Guest]

By the way, it SUCKS being without internet, but having internet only during 60 seconds bursts is almost worse. *sigh*

*hugs*

That's a bummer, for sure.

Damn you for being so good at spotting voices, though.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I think I deserve a special bonus for helping all of you clever sods boost your scores.

I am busy planning my next piece. I think I will make it consist solely of profanity in dialogue so as to disguise my horsey neighing. That'll fox 'em.

Shanglan

 

[Guest]

I think I deserve a special bonus for helping all of you clever sods boost your scores.

I am busy planning my next piece. I think I will make it consist solely of profanity in dialogue so as to disguise my horsey neighing. That'll fox 'em.

Shanglan

Nah, we can all read you like a book.

You jammy git. Seriously, having such a distinctive voice is something we all strive for. Isn't it?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I didn't use any profanity.

 

[Guest]

I didn't use any profanity.

Hey now, there's a point! I used hardly any in this one, and nobody guessed me. I used loads in the first one, and most people got me right. Hmmm... my "voice" is an effing and blinding one. Hey ho. 'Tis me.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Seriously, having such a distinctive voice is something we all strive for. Isn't it?

I will confine myself to pointing out that Rush Limbaugh also has a distinctive voice.

Shanglan

 

[Alex De Kok]

On a flying visit

Sorry, guys and gals, RL sucks big time at the moment. One lot of student assignments marked and returned, another lot due in tonight, and my own submission due tomorrow - it's in, I sent it early.

Apologies for not taking a more active part in this, but those few shekels I earn have to be earned somehow.

Alex - off again . . .

 

[TheEarl]

1. ChilledVodkaIV - YES
2. English Lady - YES
3. cantdog - YES
4. TheEarl - NO (switch with neonlyte)
5. Evil Alpaca - YES
6. BlackShanglan - YES
7. neonlyte - NO (switch with TheEarl)
8. Tatelou - NO
9. sweetsubsarahh - YES
10. Alex De Kok - NO
11. dr_mabeuse - YES
12. ABSTRUSE - YES
13. wildsweetone - DUH!
14. elizabethwest - NO

That's a faily impressive 9/14. My problem this time seemed to be telling you Brits apart.

I still make that 8

The Earl

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I still make that 8

The Earl

But I knew who had written one of the wrong ones. If you want to make it 8, you have to make it 8/13.

 

[cantdog]

Earl, she didn't guess her own, man.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Earl, she didn't guess her own, man.

I think it's shocking that missed that one. At least I don't feel so about about missing CV IV now