Grumpy OLD Men

[TiedbyChris]

i'm all for flogging the bitches, but not on ebay. although, i believe some of 'em would love it.

curses.

we could sell the DVDs though...... oh, or did you have a different meaning for the word 'flogging'????

 

[geronimo_appleby]

we could sell the DVDs though...... oh, or did you have a different meaning for the word 'flogging'????

the more widely understood reference as opposed to the brit vernacular. the one that involves whips and pain ... lotsa pain.

... for them, not me!

 

[mwmnpa]

the doormen have to get the sack, dude. falling for the old fluttering-eyelashes-arse-and-cleavage trick *tch*

who let all these women in here?

we don't want you bitches messin' up a perfectly good grumpy thread with your tidy ways and insistence on putting the toilet seat down.

how youz ever considered lifting the fuckin' seat UP when you've finished squatting?

eh?

have youz?

This place has the security of a sieve. It's infested.

I never got the seat up thing. Christ All Mighty, if you're stupid enough to sit down on the crapper with the seat up, you deserve a wet ass!

 

[neci]

http://blog.synthesis.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/wallmart.jpeg

*swoon*

 

[Lost_Yonder]

i aspire to be a wal-mart greeter when i retire.

"what the f*** you looking at?"

"go to k-mart, their shit is cheaper"

"damn, you're a milf, do you suck cock?"

"mmmm, nubile babe alert, 10 o'clock"

 

[TiedbyChris]

Why do your neighbour's visitors need to sound their car horn when they are leaving? FFS your friends are standing at the door you've just walked through and they're waving to you, there's no animal, child or any other form of obstacle in the path of your vehicle so what's the point!!!!!!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Why do your neighbour's visitors need to sound their car horn when they are leaving? FFS your friends are standing at the door you've just walked through and they're waving to you, there's no animal, child or any other form of obstacle in the path of your vehicle so what's the point!!!!!!

and why is that POS truck doing parked outside my house?

okay, it's on a public road and has every right to be there, but the fucker is spoiling my view of the nubile lovelies that walk past from the other estate.

some people *tch* no consideration.

 

[TiedbyChris]

and why is that POS truck doing parked outside my house?

okay, it's on a public road and has every right to be there, but the fucker is spoiling my view of the nubile lovelies that walk past from the other estate.

some people *tch* no consideration.

youngsters these days ... no respect for their elders .... best we teach them some manners

 

[geronimo_appleby]

youngsters these days ... no respect for their elders .... best we teach them some manners

coulda been worse, coulda been an audi.

 

[mwmnpa]

You want directions to Barnes & Noble? To get your dad a book for his birthday?

First of all, you're not from around here. I'll only succeed in getrting you lost.

Second, your dad doesn't want a book for his birthday. Trust me on this one. Take him out to the pub straight up on the corner, or the one of his choice. An afternoon away from the old lady while you ply him with free drinks is just what the old bird needs.

You can thank me later. Better yet, I'll join you and allow you to buy me a few as well. Just don't talk to me anymore.

 

[borgthemagician]

Doesn't it make you fucking sick when you get all these twats who fawn and swoon and what ever, to all these false on-line prima donnas.....
and then there's those who preach tolerance but then ignore..... and those who can't even be honest.................

fuck ............ I'M PISSED Off....... oooops, wrong thread !

 

[LustfulOne50]

Love Grumpy old women...get me another beer...move-it faster the game is on.

 

[Arden]

Grumpy old men are the true treasures of this world...

When you live long enough to appreciate the widsom, experience and warped sense of humor behind Grumpy old men, you realize what a treasure they truly are.

If you happen to have the same warped sense of humor, you're twice blessed.

Being able to share a good laugh together about life, love, or the mean old world that we live in... and know exactly where they're coming from... is priceless!

 

[TiedbyChris]

what is it with morons in petrol garages?? You know, the ones who have to queue up for the pump on the same side of the car as their filler cap ...... that's WHY THEY ALL HAVE LONG HOSES THESE DAYS YOU BRAINDEAD W@NKERS....so when it's pissing rain & dark, don't have everyone bacing out into the road because you are such a twat ..... just take the empty pump and pull!

 

[borgthemagician]

Cunt !





















(I love that fuckin word!)

 

[NorthernPA4U]

I used to post in this thread before I took a year-long (or so) Lit break last spring.

I figured all you geezers would be resting in the crypt by now.

 

[borgthemagician]

I used to post in this thread before I took a year-long (or so) Lit break last spring.

I figured all you geezers would be resting in the crypt by now.

Ze Doctor worked iz magic.......... We're "alive"........... (and working too fecking hard!))

 

[NorthernPA4U]

Ze Doctor worked iz magic.......... We're "alive"........... (and working too fecking hard!))

That explains things ... I don't think we have any more necromancers here in the northeastern U.S.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

bah. flippin' sunshine and pesky kids. get back to school you little bastards.

 

[MrEd63]

bah. flippin' sunshine and pesky kids. get back to school you little bastards.

School - NO Get the little fuckers up the chimneys where they belong

 

[geronimo_appleby]

School - NO Get the little fuckers up the chimneys where they belong

you ever thought about a career in politics?

i'd vote for ya!

 

[MrEd63]

you ever thought about a career in politics?

i'd vote for ya!

Yeah, why not

Not only am I grumpy but I can be a duplicitous, back-stabbing cunt as well



Or does that make me over-qualified ?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Yeah, why not

Not only am I grumpy but I can be a duplicitous, back-stabbing cunt as well



Or does that make me over-qualified ?

only if you're kinky too.

oops.

 

[MrEd63]

only if you're kinky too.

oops.

Looks like I'm on my way up the greasy pole

 

[k_m_d_]

School - NO Get the little fuckers up the chimneys where they belong

"I'll be Gus, the lovable chimney-sweep. Clean as a whistle, sharp as a thistle, best in all Westminster."