Golden_Silence
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Grumpy OLD Men
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TiedbyChris
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what's with the smileys???? I'm here to be a miserable old git so less of the happy clappy stuff ...... can't even moan without some do-gooder trying to cheer you up these days .... nanny state grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
lovemonster
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So he says...
She told him to say it
And like a good boy, he complies. He knows what's good for him after all.
geronimo_appleby
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So...let me see if I understand what's going on here. We've got grumpy old men and grumpy old women grumping ateach other.
Good Christ...I don't have to go online to have this. And, I only have to deal with one.
that's my point, excuse me while i zip up ... there, that's better, now, where was i?
... oh yeah, we gots to keep the bitches outta here, it's grumpy old MEN.
Agreed. Bad enough we're nagged in real life.
lovemonster
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geronimo_appleby
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Good luck with that...
egypt = camels =
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3139/2874640072_1de1a4dbb2.jpg
good luck with THAT!
lovemonster
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geronimo_appleby
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I'll bring one home and stick it in the back of your van for you.
i've seen them before, but bring one back by all means; the beasts can entertain it while i'm heading for the fens to dump ... drop them off at ... erm ... drop them off with 'the chaps'.
win/win, eh?
TallMan60
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Hehe I should join this thread, I certainly fit in.
lovemonster
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i've seen them before, but bring one back by all means; the beasts can entertain it while i'm heading for the fens to dump ... drop them off at ... erm ... drop them off with 'the chaps'.
win/win, eh?
Suits me.
Mind you, their idea of 'entertainment' will be to drop it down the back of your shirt.
tweetygal
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I know this is a He man Women Hater's Club
But I just gotta tell you guys - I love grumpy old men - it's such a challenge to get them to smile and I'm always up for a challenge - and the fun part is matching grumpiness with them - oh wait - when it's a woman it's called bitchiness....
But I just gotta tell you guys - I love grumpy old men - it's such a challenge to get them to smile and I'm always up for a challenge - and the fun part is matching grumpiness with them - oh wait - when it's a woman it's called bitchiness....
tweetygal
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Naah...we don't hate women...at least the ones that know their place...
oh no he din't -
oh wait - their place - hmmmm I'm waiting to find out where that is
LOL! What brings you in this thread?
kendra1980
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how apropos you are posting here...saw your name listed last, and smiled when I saw what the thread was.
My connection is still wonky, hopefully fixed to IM tomorrow, you handsome
how apropos you are posting here...saw your name listed last, and smiled when I saw what the thread was.
My connection is still wonky, hopefully fixed to IM tomorrow, you handsome
Apropos...wait..what?
tweetygal
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Just lurking to see what you grumpy old men are up to - and I promise not to post again - I know where MY place is
TiedbyChris
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GA your doormen are crap ..... and doncha just hate it when some selfish b*st*rd helps themselves to cereal and coffee leaving you with barely enough milk to cover the base of the bottle .... grrrrrrrrrr ........ and idiots who can't reverse ...... why drive at all you muppets
geronimo_appleby
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the doormen have to get the sack, dude. falling for the old fluttering-eyelashes-arse-and-cleavage trick *tch*
who let all these women in here?
we don't want you bitches messin' up a perfectly good grumpy thread with your tidy ways and insistence on putting the toilet seat down.
how youz ever considered lifting the fuckin' seat UP when you've finished squatting?
eh?
have youz?
TiedbyChris
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the doormen have to get the sack, dude. falling for the old fluttering-eyelashes-arse-and-cleavage trick *tch*
who let all these women in here?
we don't want you bitches messin' up a perfectly good grumpy thread with your tidy ways and insistence on putting the toilet seat down.
how youz ever considered lifting the fuckin' seat UP when you've finished squatting?
eh?
have youz?
yeah, lift the seat UP and wipe away those horrible wee splashes you leave (because it wouldn't be men who miss from close range)
geronimo_appleby
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and where they leave their ... uhm ... feminine hygiene products (used) *gag*
filthy cows.
TiedbyChris
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even worse in here because we weren't expecting any wimmin so there's none of those 'bins' in the loo are there??????
(we could try flogging them on ebay? just a thought)
geronimo_appleby
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i'm all for flogging the bitches, but not on ebay. although, i believe some of 'em would love it.
curses.
