Grumpy OLD Men

[Golden_Silence]

Nah, they're too good to be his...... and not chipped enough to be yours....

PMSL.... nice one

 

[southerntierguy]

But we've evolved since then

We dont need the loot..
Just order everything online!

And enjoy burning the buildings without having to go through all the rubbish after!!

There were some advantages to pillaging other than burning down buildings! I had some of my best sex in those days when I was pillaging!

 

[Golden_Silence]

Probably cause you didn't hand out enough bibles all those years ago!
What you expect

People turn gay and start burning buildings without it!!

Never had bibles in my day, we had to listen to the preacher man

 

[Golden_Silence]

Damn straight!

There's things you can get away with, being a grumpy old man, and being a Dirty old man is one of the best of 'em. Still like them 20-year-olds

Has its advantages thats fer sure

 

[Golden_Silence]

But we've evolved since then

We dont need the loot..
Just order everything online!

And enjoy burning the buildings without having to go through all the rubbish after!!

Look here missy, we were happy in our delusions, we don't need ejucashun and not from a youngster either

 

[borgthemagician]

I'll pass it you after I do a monster sized dump in it you octagenarian

I doooonn't belieeeeeeve it....... the duuuurty.........

 

[borgthemagician]

You just want her to tuck you in you old fart....

And?

 

[Golden_Silence]

I doooonn't belieeeeeeve it....... the duuuurty.........

caaaaaant??

fecker???

baaaastaaaard??

Bring it gramps, I been called worse

 

[Golden_Silence]

And?

just a mere observation, you know if yer want to score, best change them pants, you got urine, stool and all manner of other samples in them

 

[borgthemagician]

Feck.... this concentrating on two threads is sodding hard for us old twats.....

 

[BoomerP]

Look here missy, we were happy in our delusions, we don't need ejucashun and not from a youngster either

But I'm young and arrogant, I got alot of stuff I just thought up right now that I want to say AND EVERYTHING I SAY IS FACT!

 

[borgthemagician]

Has its advantages thats fer sure

Has it....... I forgot..... WTF are we on about anyway.....

 

[Golden_Silence]

But I'm young and arrogant, I got alot of stuff I just thought up right now that I want to say AND EVERYTHING I SAY IS FACT!

are you sure its a fact??? do you believe everything you read in books these days????

Bloody kids

 

[southerntierguy]

But I'm young and arrogant, I got alot of stuff I just thought up right now that I want to say AND EVERYTHING I SAY IS FACT!

Pfft!

I'd make a dirty hand sign, but my arthritis is actin' up, and the still is broke so there's no medicine available.

 

[Golden_Silence]

Feck.... this concentrating on two threads is sodding hard for us old twats.....

Speak for yourself you old twat, I'm managing





Just

 

[Golden_Silence]

Has it....... I forgot..... WTF are we on about anyway.....

Dunno .... I'd asked GA, but he gone to bed with his cocoa

 

[BoomerP]

are you sure its a fact??? do you believe everything you read in books these days????

Bloody kids

Read a book?...

Hell no! I saw it on TV!!

Who reads books???

 

[borgthemagician]

just a mere observation, you know if yer want to score, best change them pants, you got urine, stool and all manner of other samples in them

But I have to keep them on ..... the doc said he needed the samples and it's only April........ not due for a change till Autumn

 

[Golden_Silence]

Pfft!

I'd make a dirty hand sign, but my arthritis is actin' up, and the still is broke so there's no medicine available.

Just wave yer stick at her.... not that stick you dirty fucker

 

[borgthemagician]

But I'm young and arrogant, I got alot of stuff I just thought up right now that I want to say AND EVERYTHING I SAY IS FACT!

Bleedin Children..... just because they have youth..... think they're always right!

 

[Golden_Silence]

Read a book?...

Hell no! I saw it on TV!!

Who reads books???

There you go on about this bloody TV thing again....

We read books, they have them in the day room, readers digest mainly

 

[Golden_Silence]

But I have to keep them on ..... the doc said he needed the samples and it's only April........ not due for a change till Autumn

but they are starting to smell a bit, and if I get lucky with charmed1 later, I don't want that smell in the room they made us bloody share

 

[Golden_Silence]

Bleedin Children..... just because they have youth..... think they're always right!

Go tell her gramps

 

[borgthemagician]

Speak for yourself you old twat, I'm managing

Just

Right........ and I'm in the flush of yooof

 

[BoomerP]

There you go on about this bloody TV thing again....

We read books, they have them in the day room, readers digest mainly

Us youngsters dont have the time to read books gramps!!
We're far too busy getting bad grades, backstabbing our friends, losing our virginity as quickly as humanly possibly and finding some rich person to marry!

Explain to me how you can find time to read a book during all this!!??