Grumpy OLD Men

[borgthemagician]

least I can still drive, when did they revoke your licence???

Hahaha..... I'm that old, I've never had one......

 

[Golden_Silence]

Hahaha..... I'm that old, I've never had one......

ROFL , I thought as much

 

[borgthemagician]

ROFL , I thought as much

Come to think of it...... I wonder whether my chauffeur has one....

 

[Golden_Silence]

Come to think of it...... I wonder whether my chauffeur has one....

what - the dial-a-ride guy???

 

[borgthemagician]

what - the dial-a-ride guy???

It's the OAP ambulance actually....... Can't afford a phone!

 

[Golden_Silence]

It's the OAP ambulance actually....... Can't afford a phone!

Ahh them kids that wish they drove the real ambulances???

you find they are so stupid that they can't operate the lift at times??

 

[borgthemagician]

Ahh them kids that wish they drove the real ambulances???

you find they are so stupid that they can't operate the lift at times??

Well, I was a bit confused when it pulled up outside..... I mean those two front forks.... And when the chair was hoisted over the cab I did wonder.......

But then, the smell when I landed...... ahhh, yes, knew I was home then.....

(Either that or I was at Luv's house)

 

[Golden_Silence]

Well, I was a bit confused when it pulled up outside..... I mean those two front forks.... And when the chair was hoisted over the cab I did wonder.......

But then, the smell when I landed...... ahhh, yes, knew I was home then.....

(Either that or I was at Luv's house)

you blind old caant, you stopped in front of the dustcart, didn't you suspect anything when they lifted you up and where knocking on the doors asking for tips??

 

[borgthemagician]

you blind old caant, you stopped in front of the dustcart, didn't you suspect anything when they lifted you up and where knocking on the doors asking for tips??

I didn't hear them asking for tips...... I was scrambling around looking for me teeth and hearing aid...

 

[Golden_Silence]

I didn't hear them asking for tips...... I was scrambling around looking for me teeth and hearing aid...

the kids today, they never helped you did they?.... li'l bastards

 

[borgthemagician]

the kids today, they never helped you did they?.... li'l bastards

Kids! Huh!........

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Hi~ so how long will Mr G keep this one going until he gets tired of it again
But then again I dont really giver fuck

Bah! *pokes out tongue*

 

[borgthemagician]

Bah! *pokes out tongue*

Cheeky bint ain't she hehehehe

You finally woke up did you...... or did they get the embalming wrong again....

 

[southerntierguy]

zzzzzz... whuh, huh? Time for the damn pills again?

What's this blue pill for?

 

[Guest]

Pet peeve on lit... and I don't even do teh stupid fucking games...

But those simple games that are just to up post counts... cos everyone is defined by a post count.. right? Someone with 10000 posts is so much more important than someone with 5000... right? Well wrong fuckwads.

Not even my peeve yet... workin' up to it....

In fact I have 2....

1. The cunts in the 'answer the question above' or the 'av above you' threads who are so big a retard that they answer one from about 10 back just cos they wanna make babies with whoever posted it.

2. The cunts who reply to a 'what do you prefer? Either/or' thread with 'neither'... what the fuck kind of answer is that? If you like neither then wait for a question you CAN answer either/or to. Wankstains.

Are people THAT desperate?

Fuck me sideways!!!

 

[ridgewayuk]

yup, that's me.

anyone else?

Not me, Sorry.

 

[Guest]

Not me, Sorry.

Well go and leave all of us grumps alone then.

 

[Golden_Silence]

Pet peeve on lit... and I don't even do teh stupid fucking games...

But those simple games that are just to up post counts... cos everyone is defined by a post count.. right? Someone with 10000 posts is so much more important than someone with 5000... right? Well wrong fuckwads.

Not even my peeve yet... workin' up to it....

In fact I have 2....

So do I, they make 50% of my decisions... each

1. The cunts in the 'answer the question above' or the 'av above you' threads who are so big a retard that they answer one from about 10 back just cos they wanna make babies with whoever posted it.

Never had that or done thet, but I see your point

2. The cunts who reply to a 'what do you prefer? Either/or' thread with 'neither'... what the fuck kind of answer is that? If you like neither then wait for a question you CAN answer either/or to. Wankstains.

Are people THAT desperate?

Yep

Fuck me sideways!!!

Absolutely not

 

[Golden_Silence]

Not me, Sorry.

Too young to be in here

 

[ridgewayuk]

Well go and leave all of us grumps alone then.

Im trying to digg it and get "down" with the old crowd, Ahhhh MEHHH....

 

[WriterDom]

That's me. Grumpy old man.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Cheeky bint ain't she hehehehe

You finally woke up did you...... or did they get the embalming wrong again....

why you... *shakes fist in that feeble manner of old men*

Pet peeve on lit... and I don't even do teh stupid fucking games...

But those simple games that are just to up post counts... cos everyone is defined by a post count.. right? Someone with 10000 posts is so much more important than someone with 5000... right? Well wrong fuckwads.

Not even my peeve yet... workin' up to it....

In fact I have 2....

1. The cunts in the 'answer the question above' or the 'av above you' threads who are so big a retard that they answer one from about 10 back just cos they wanna make babies with whoever posted it.

2. The cunts who reply to a 'what do you prefer? Either/or' thread with 'neither'... what the fuck kind of answer is that? If you like neither then wait for a question you CAN answer either/or to. Wankstains.

Are people THAT desperate?

Fuck me sideways!!!

you grumpy caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant.

Not me, Sorry.

well fuck off and let us be grumpy in peace. and my name isn't sorry.

That's me. Grumpy old man.

welcome.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I'm married to one; a self-confessed one, to boot. I sometimes feel like Margaret Meldrew.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I'm married to one; a self-confessed one, to boot. I sometimes feel like Margaret Meldrew.

i don't bloody believe it!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Exactly!