Grr.

[Angel]

Whenever I've worked in Food Service, if someone really, really wasn't happy with a meal, I would give it to them for free. Especially if it was so bad they didn't even eat it. (Which thankfully didn't happen much )

Anyway. We went to some Chinese place today that wasn't our usual spot.

The food tasted incredibly fucking raunchy. The chicken was gristley, and it was completely barfalicious.

We ended up eating none of it and politely telling the waiter what was wrong and asked for our check.

He INSISTED the food was fine. We explained again that it wasn't. POLITELY and asked again for the check so we could leave. (And get better food).

He kept insisting the food was fine, and we kept insisting we wanted the freaking check.

He asked us if we wanted him to box up the food so we could take it home. (Uhm.. duh)

Then he sent the cook over to the table. (Still no check). Who also insisted the food was fine.

So then we get mad, say the goddamn food was NOT fine and could we have the damn check.

15 minutes later we get the check and leave.

I wish we'd just gotten up and left without paying... but I've still never in all of my life heard of a fucking Restaurant not offering SOMETHING to make up for the fact that their goddamn meat tasted like moldy ass.

 

[SuprSalor]

Make sure all your friends know and spread the word about that place.

 

[Angel]

I don't even remember what it was called.

It was in Point Loma, near um... Nova Pizza.

It sucked

 

[april-wine]

This question needs to be asked....What are you doing tasting mouldy ass???

 

[Angel]

This question needs to be asked....What are you doing tasting mouldy ass???

 

[yuppietowngirl]

Hate it when something like that happens....

Never heard of a place...not doing something about it. Bet they go under soon.

And to offer to box it up for you...

 

[april-wine]

Cheer up Angelrific.....I you

 

[Angel]

And to offer to box it up for you...

LOL that was the best part.

 

[Guest]

Morning, ladies.

 

[Lost Cause]

That story reminded me of a song...

(Sung like Harry Chapin's, "A child arrived just the other day.....")

Cat's in the kettle

Did you ever think, when you eat Chinese
It ain’t pork or chicken but a fat siamese?
Yet the food tastes great, so you don’t complain.
But that’s not chicken in your chicken chow mein.
Seems to me I ordered sweet-and-sour pork
But Garfield’s on my fork.
He’s purrin’ here on my fork.

...

There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat every day at noon.
They can feed you cat and you’ll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough, boys:
They fry it real crisp in dough.

...

Chou Lin asked if I wanted more
As he was dialin’ up his buddy at the old pet store.
I said "Not today. I lost my appetite.
"There’s two cats in my belly and they want to fight."
I was suckin’ on a Rolaid and a Tums or two
When I swear I heard it mew, boys:
And that is when I knew...

...

There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think I gotta stop eatin’ there at noon.
They say that it’s beef or fish or pork
But it’s purrin’ there on my fork.
There’s a hair-ball on my fork.


www.twistedtunes.com

 

[glamorilla]

i find the direct approach best:

"the food is fine"

"no it isnt~we want a refund."