Grooming Question?

[Clitfucker]

How can I shave my scrotum(balls) without cutting my scrotum(balls) to death?

 

[April]

Put your glasses on and look down.

 

[Starfish]

Boy, that clit in your AV sure does resemble a mini penis.

Are you sure you're not a fag?

 

[His_kitty]

Have someone shave for you...

 

[Clitfucker]

Have someone shave for you...

I don't have any friends though.

 

[unclej]

let me see if i can describe this...reach down with your left hand and grasp your scrote so that your balls protrude from the part of your hand formed by your thumb and index finger...like holding an ice cream cone...take a ruler in your right hand and whack the shit out of your balls for 10-15 seconds...when they swell up the skin will be real tight and you should have no problem shaving..

 

[Clitfucker]

let me see if i can describe this...reach down with your left hand and grasp your scrote so that your balls protrude from the part of your hand formed by your thumb and index finger...like holding an ice cream cone...take a ruler in your right hand and whack the shit out of your balls for 10-15 seconds...when they swell up the skin will be real tight and you should have no problem shaving..

Dude, are you fucking crazy?!?!

 

[unclej]

crazy? hell, i'm not the one wantin' to shave my balls...i was just tryin' to help out a little...

 

[Clitfucker]

crazy? hell, i'm not the one wantin' to shave my balls...i was just tryin' to help out a little...

I appreciate that ok dude, but there has to be a better alternative.

 

[fgarvb1]

LOL! oh my god!

try magic instead.

 

[unclej]

no problemo...you probably won't like my second game plan either..has to do with sand paper and charcoal lighter...seriously though, you might try the "magic" product that there have been several threads on...some kind of goop you rub on and wipe the hair off...

 

[Clitfucker]

no problemo...you probably won't like my second game plan either..has to do with sand paper and charcoal lighter...seriously though, you might try the "magic" product that there have been several threads on...some kind of goop you rub on and wipe the hair off...

LOL. So, where can I find this "Magic," product at?

 

[unclej]

i really don't know but i imagine any drug store or like a walmart...good luck and be vewy, vewy careful...

 

[fgarvb1]

i don't know. i hear it's a product black men use to remove facial hair.

there is a thread labeled Magic in the"how to" forum.

 

[Clitfucker]

Thank you all. I'll be sure to pick some up this weekend.

 

[morninggirl5]

Here's the most recent Magic thread from the GB, there's some good info within.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=73698