Nobody Special
Just call me Nobody.
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Just thought you would like this 
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A little old lady went to the grocery to buy her cat some food. She chose only the best canned cat food for her kitty. The cashier told her that before she could allow the lady to purchase the cat food, the lady would need to bring in her cat to provide proof that she really did have a kitty. "The management has made it a rule here, because so many people were buying the cat food to eat themselves", she said. Well the little old lady was not very happy, but she went home, picked up her kitty and brought it to the store to show the cashier that the food was indeed for her kitty.
The next week, the same little old lady needed Dog food, and Dog treats for her pooch. The same cashier said again, that she would have to bring in the dog to show proof, that she really did have a pooch, because so many people bought the dog food to eat themselves.
Well, now the lady was getting very upset. But she went home, brought in her pooch for proof and purchased the dog food and treats she wanted.
Several days later, the little old lady went to the store again. This time, she carried a can with a hole in the top of it and went straight to the cashier. "Excuse me" She said, "Could you put your hand in the can?" "Oh no", said the cashier, "You might have a snake or something in there". "Honey, there is nothing in the can that will bite you" said the little old lady. "Go ahead, put your hand in the can".
The cashier, put her hand in the can and pulled in out right away "ooowwww", she said.
READY!
The little old lady than asked, "Can I now buy some toilet paper!"
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A little old lady went to the grocery to buy her cat some food. She chose only the best canned cat food for her kitty. The cashier told her that before she could allow the lady to purchase the cat food, the lady would need to bring in her cat to provide proof that she really did have a kitty. "The management has made it a rule here, because so many people were buying the cat food to eat themselves", she said. Well the little old lady was not very happy, but she went home, picked up her kitty and brought it to the store to show the cashier that the food was indeed for her kitty.
The next week, the same little old lady needed Dog food, and Dog treats for her pooch. The same cashier said again, that she would have to bring in the dog to show proof, that she really did have a pooch, because so many people bought the dog food to eat themselves.
Well, now the lady was getting very upset. But she went home, brought in her pooch for proof and purchased the dog food and treats she wanted.
Several days later, the little old lady went to the store again. This time, she carried a can with a hole in the top of it and went straight to the cashier. "Excuse me" She said, "Could you put your hand in the can?" "Oh no", said the cashier, "You might have a snake or something in there". "Honey, there is nothing in the can that will bite you" said the little old lady. "Go ahead, put your hand in the can".
The cashier, put her hand in the can and pulled in out right away "ooowwww", she said.
READY!
The little old lady than asked, "Can I now buy some toilet paper!"
