Gretchie Poo....

[CoolCucumber]

Just wanted to say hi...and then, I wanted to ask why the eyebrow on your dollie is raised? Hmmmmmmm? Not that the eyebrow was all I was looking at...LOL
-CoolCucumber

 

[Tabby432]

CC

Gretchie Poo... raised eyebrow? Why didn't anyone tell me they spiced Renegade and G.R. together??

I'm always the last to know.

 

[Starfish]

This is nice.

I have my eyebrow raised because I knew you were going to make this thread!

I am a Jedi, afterall.

Oh Tabby, if you only knew! My family harassed me with Gretchie Poo crap my whole life. My brother still does it.

[Edited by G.R. on 05-12-2001 at 09:19 PM]

 

[Starfish]

Notice how I waited till this thread almost fell onto page 2, then with lightening quick reflexes I scooped it up to the top, in an amazing psych out!

I rule!

Hi CC! *Hugs*

 

[CoolCucumber]

Hey Gretch! You know, I have a friend named gretchen. We all call her Gretch...but I don't think that she's shaven...LOL
-CoolCucumber

 

[Starfish]

Is your friend a readhead or a blond?

I am a redhead now, but was a blond.


My friends call me Gretch!

Are you my friend?

Where are you located?

I am in...a galaxy, far, far away.
(I'll tell if you do)

 

[Starfish]

CC, Did you get freaked out, thinking I am "the Gretch"?

No, I am probably not. I am in Ohio. I used to live on the East Coast though, so I just thought I'd bug you about where you live.

I am going to tell you a funny little story......


When I was in high school I was on the phone with this friend, and we were talking about sex, go figure. And he asked me what I did when I masturbated, and I told him I fucked every kind of vegetable that was insertable, especially cucumbers (extream exageration of reality. I have a very tiny pussy, and that isn't really phathomable) Well, he really liked the info, and he asked if we could have phone sex. I obliged because I was the horny slut that I am, and I falsified the cucumber action, which totally made his day. Like all guys, he just had to brag to at least 5 other guys, and I truely believe, as a friend really didn't mean for a bad thing to come of this event, but it really turned bad. Of coarse every one of those guys told everyone they knew in five seconds, and I was the Cucumber fuck slut of my high school. I was so embarrased, but now, I am fucking Proud!

 

[Guest]

Hi neighbor.....


West by God Virginia here...

the hillbilly state lol

 

[CoolCucumber]

Well..I'm a Delawareian. And she has Reddish blonde hair, and freckles.
-CoolCucumber

 

[Starfish]

Hi neighbor! I just knew you felt to close to be anymore than 9 hours away!

I love to go to the woods there in your state! I am listening to hilly billy hippie do dah music right now! I shit you not!

YeHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

I am actually going to be somewhere in that state, for a hippy music festival, in a month. I have no clue where this place is. I leave that crap up to the other hippies. Fayetteville is the town, and it's out in the wilderness.

 

[TinaG13]

Hi neighbor.....


West by God Virginia here...

the hillbilly state lol

Hey that's cool. I used to live in Parkersburg, WV!

 

[Starfish]

CC, that is quite ironic, don't you think?
ReddishBlond, hum.
I am fading in color and that is what the result is becoming, but honestly I will be redying my hair, as I have found dye that isn't poison to me. (Allergy)


Anyway, on to the important stuff.
I am so happy that you made me a Gretchie Poo thread. I wonder what we should make this thread be about?

I am not sure if the "hill jacks from the east" is a very good theme. I know that you, CC, are from Deleware (the smallest state in the country.) but you are still a hill jack like the rest of us. Hands down.


Get out yer shit kickers! We are going naked, bobbin for apples in the back feild over yonder! YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CoolCucumber]

Only if I can stand behind you as you bend over the barrel...
-CoolCucumber

 

[CoolCucumber]

Hey Gretch...Wanna fuck?
-CoolCucumber

 

[Starfish]

Ooooopssssss!


I suck.


Cc, I might... You need to talk to PC! He'll tell ya what you gotta do to fuck me.

 

[CoolCucumber]

I am not gonna Get in Line!!! LOL
-CoolCucumber

 

[Renegade]

Gretchie Poo? Why didn't anyone tell me they spiced Renegade and G.R. together??

Genetics have come a long way....

 

[Starfish]

I am mad as hell about it too. I have only have half a pussy now and one tit!

We look pretty fucking dopey.

Him being like, 6 ft tall, and me at 5'2 1/4". He has to do all of the Hopwalking cause my leg doesn't reach the ground.

 

[Renegade]

G.R.

That's a very scary image. lol

 

[Starfish]

Freaks me out!


I guess if you want to fuck me though, I am right there.

Still, that in itself is pretty nasty. I would hate to see a cross section of sex organs while fucking....

Way too medical.

Speaking of. What is with Gyno porn?

What the fuck is so sexy about seeing a cervix. I don't get it.

 

[Renegade]

Speaking of. What is with Gyno porn?

What the fuck is so sexy about seeing a cervix. I don't get it.

Me neither. But then, I probably need to get drunk for awhile to get into it. Dang. If only I drank....