Greta Van Susteren Farted

[WriterDom]

And her face imploded. Bring back Paula Zahn and we'll throw in Geraldo Rivera.

 

[Texan]

I see I'm not the only one

Who has Fox News on the tube while I'm online.

WD... I totally agree, Greta's eye tuck makes her look freaky, and it hasn't made her any better to listen to.

Paula didn't leave Fox, did she???.... Is Paula just in a different time slot?

Fox is number one, and they might stay there if they get rid of Geraldo and Greta...

 

[WriterDom]

Paula is THE morning show of CNN.

 

[miles]

Texan

Geraldo is on Fox? Man, am I behind the times. My all-time least favorite tv person.

Would you believe his real name is Jerry Rivers?

 

[Texan]

miles

I can’t believe you missed all the controversy over Geraldo’s “fabricated” front line reports from Afganistan. Geraldo… or did you say, Jerry… could teach a class in “creative news reporting”.

 

[WriterDom]

and E.D. is getting married. It's been a bad week.

 

[miles]

Texan

Geraldo is to journalism what the government is to efficiency.

 

[Texan]

Of course, I'm sure you, WD and I would never let our opinions of Geraldo be influenced by the his blind, apologetic support for Clinton.

 

[Problem Child]

Geraldo the Irrelevant wanted to jump with the 101st abn. into Afghanistan but they told him they didn't think his ego would make it through the door. Alas he was relegated to digging through OBL's two-week-old latrines to try and get a newsworthy scoop. At least he got to carry a gun for a week or so.

 

[miles]

Problem Child

Geraldo is too big a pussy to jump. Tough guy with a gun.

What a fucking squirrel.

 

[Problem Child]

I was hoping he'd be a victim of an errant smart bomb. ppman would milk that for at least three or four threads.

 

[Mike Hammer]

No shit!... Geraldo was in Afghanistan? I thought he was still milking the OJ trials.

Did they treat him like Barney Fife? Let him have a gun but only one bullet to carry around in his shirt pocket.