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Actually, it's a typo. He meant to say that he fully colors his slaves. That seems to be his way of saying that he can stay within the lines.
 
Actually, it's a typo. He meant to say that he fully colors his slaves. That seems to be his way of saying that he can stay within the lines.

Nope. Don't believe it. I don't think his motor skills and coordination are advanced enough yet to stay within the lines. He's got a few more years before that will happen.
 
I think it's so hot in Arizona at this time of year that he melted.

The temperature to melt iron is around 1,535 degrees.
The temperature to melt hawks is around the same.

A thought: If masterironhawk has melted, we could make horseshoes or a lovely sculpture out of him.

(Should this be in the boring thread?)
 
The temperature to melt iron is around 1,535 degrees.
The temperature to melt hawks is around the same.

A thought: If masterironhawk has melted, we could make horseshoes or a lovely sculpture out of him.

(Should this be in the boring thread?)


No way. I won't have you cluttering up my beautifully dull thread with interesting tidbits about the melting points of various objects. That's way too exciting.
 
No way. I won't have you cluttering up my beautifully dull thread with interesting tidbits about the melting points of various objects. That's way too exciting.

Satin darling, as MidwestYankee pointed out, your av is ridiculously exciting.
Frankly, it does make it difficult to yawn when you post there.

Talk of temperatures and horseshoes...? Definitely yawn-worthy.
 
Satin darling, as MidwestYankee pointed out, your av is ridiculously exciting.
Frankly, it does make it difficult to yawn when you post there.

I'm torn between being outrageously flattered to how much attention this one picture has gotten and being upset because it's causing such a fuss. :/

Talk of temperatures and horseshoes...? Definitely yawn-worthy.

I guess that depends on who you are. I'm a nerd, so that's interesting to me. :D
 
I'm torn between being outrageously flattered to how much attention this one picture has gotten and being upset because it's causing such a fuss. :/
Hmmm... guess I'm an oddity - well, even more than usual. I like pics of *you* better than pics of random models, no matter how well posed.
 
Gawd I know, they are disgustingly gross but so moreish. I do remember having bracelets and necklaces and rings when I was young and i think they would make a great collar, so colourful.

I did see a gstring one once I almost threw up at the idea.

I know a shop that sells bra tops and pasties as well.

Very tempted to buy either, but I'm not sure my tits could work them. :eek:
 
Nice?? What is this "nice" that you speak of??? LOL

I challenge anyone to name one person that acted like a fucking douchebag as a newbie and was welcomed with open arms...
 
For a master he is very tolerant of all you potential slaves getting uppity.
 
For a master he is very tolerant of all you potential slaves getting uppity.

Hah! If he is a Master, then I'm.... I'm a fairy princess.

Watch your step VBM, or us subs will gang up on you and then where will you be? Kneeling at OUR feet. That's where.
 
Hah! If he is a Master, then I'm.... I'm a fairy princess.

Watch your step VBM, or us subs will gang up on you and then where will you be? Kneeling at OUR feet. That's where.

Hmm... a sub Princess? That has some potential. :D
 
Hah! If he is a Master, then I'm.... I'm a fairy princess.

Watch your step VBM, or us subs will gang up on you and then where will you be? Kneeling at OUR feet. That's where.

A battle of epic proportions. I kind of like this idea. A revolt by the subs. Oh yes, this could be very good.

Because I am a nice guy let me run to the store first and buy you ladies some tissues and Neosporin Ointment. It is the humane thing to do. :devil:
 
A battle of epic proportions. I kind of like this idea. A revolt by the subs. Oh yes, this could be very good.

Because I am a nice guy let me run to the store first and buy you ladies some tissues and Neosporin Ointment. It is the humane thing to do. :devil:

Get chocolate too.
 
A battle of epic proportions. I kind of like this idea. A revolt by the subs. Oh yes, this could be very good.

Because I am a nice guy let me run to the store first and buy you ladies some tissues and Neosporin Ointment. It is the humane thing to do. :devil:

Aren't you considerate. I promise we'll tend to your wounds. Honest. :rolleyes:
 
I survived anti-aircraft barrages I can survive you wenches :cool:

I dunno. Sounds like a challenge to me. I kinda like the thought of you on your knees in front of me. Make sure to assume the correct position. Hands clasped behind your back, don't you dare look me in the eyes and prepare to serve me, and serve me well. :devil:
 
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