scheherazade_79
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It's fucking cold here, but Fem and Vana are so mindblowingly hot that I haven't noticed the cold until now 
And I'm wasted stoned. It's quite disgusting, actually...
We've had a cool time, though! We're staying on a boat house, which can be a bit dodgy getting on and off when you're not sober, but no one's fallen in yet. And if Vana slips, I have my 5m swimming badge, so I can jump in and rescue her
We went to the sex museum, then had a little smoke, then roamed. We booked a table at this really cool-looking Indonesian restaurant, then decided to go for another little smoke, to sharpen our appetites, because a rijsttafel can feed about 6.
So I introduced Vana to proper white widow
Before leaving I decided to go for a pee. But my zip stuck in the down position. And it wasn't even discrete - I was gaping, I put my foot against the toilet door and pulled hard, but then I nearly fell into the toilet, so I had to get Vana to come in and help.
Other people went in and out, and I don't know what the hell they must have thought, because we were locked in the cubicle, giggling at innocent comments like:
"Pull harder!"
"Put your leg up on the toilet and lean against the wall so that I can get a better grip."
"You nearly had it then! Will it go up now?"
"No. It's still stuck. Maybe if I get my finger underneath, it'll move..."
"It's starting to give me a wedgie. You need to stop."
"It's getting really slippery. I can't get my fingers around it..."
Fuck... Looking back on it, what were other people thinking?
Anyway, we got it up in the end, smoked a bit more, and were bouncing by the time we got out.
And then we got lost.
I'm going to cut a long story short, but we managed to lose all sense of direction and time. It was probably my fault Vana knew where she was going at first, but I convinced her it was another way. And then I forgot which direction we were aiming for... and we were so late to the restaurant that we lost our table, and we ended up in McDonalds instead
You see, you can always trust me to be classy when I take women out
I've also been to a club for the first time ever in Amsterdam. Vana lured me with the promise of pretty lights to look at. Kind of hard to look at them when she's on the dancefloor, though
Fuck me, but that woman can move
Everyone else noticed, too. I'm going to stop myself from going off on one now, but it was absolute poetry to watch. She had quite a following after about ten minutes.
Just wow!
Way hotter and more erotic than anything else I've seen here, and that's saying something
So Vana's busy writing stuff, and I'm getting hungry, so I'm going to sign off now. Miss you all. You know, Amsterdam would be a cool place for a Lit-together!
And Jessi, I miss you, but my knee hurts! It's worse than after falling off a skateboard. And I haven't had any sympathy, and I'm wondering if you can come over on the next flight. Because I miss you...
And I'm wasted stoned. It's quite disgusting, actually...
We've had a cool time, though! We're staying on a boat house, which can be a bit dodgy getting on and off when you're not sober, but no one's fallen in yet. And if Vana slips, I have my 5m swimming badge, so I can jump in and rescue her
We went to the sex museum, then had a little smoke, then roamed. We booked a table at this really cool-looking Indonesian restaurant, then decided to go for another little smoke, to sharpen our appetites, because a rijsttafel can feed about 6.
So I introduced Vana to proper white widow
Before leaving I decided to go for a pee. But my zip stuck in the down position. And it wasn't even discrete - I was gaping, I put my foot against the toilet door and pulled hard, but then I nearly fell into the toilet, so I had to get Vana to come in and help.
Other people went in and out, and I don't know what the hell they must have thought, because we were locked in the cubicle, giggling at innocent comments like:
"Pull harder!"
"Put your leg up on the toilet and lean against the wall so that I can get a better grip."
"You nearly had it then! Will it go up now?"
"No. It's still stuck. Maybe if I get my finger underneath, it'll move..."
"It's starting to give me a wedgie. You need to stop."
"It's getting really slippery. I can't get my fingers around it..."
Fuck... Looking back on it, what were other people thinking?
Anyway, we got it up in the end, smoked a bit more, and were bouncing by the time we got out.
And then we got lost.
I'm going to cut a long story short, but we managed to lose all sense of direction and time. It was probably my fault
Vana knew where she was going at first, but I convinced her it was another way. And then I forgot which direction we were aiming for... and we were so late to the restaurant that we lost our table, and we ended up in McDonalds instead You see, you can always trust me to be classy when I take women out
I've also been to a club for the first time ever in Amsterdam. Vana lured me with the promise of pretty lights to look at. Kind of hard to look at them when she's on the dancefloor, though
Fuck me, but that woman can move
Everyone else noticed, too. I'm going to stop myself from going off on one now, but it was absolute poetry to watch. She had quite a following after about ten minutes.Just wow!
Way hotter and more erotic than anything else I've seen here, and that's saying something So Vana's busy writing stuff, and I'm getting hungry, so I'm going to sign off now. Miss you all. You know, Amsterdam would be a cool place for a Lit-together!
And Jessi, I miss you, but my knee hurts! It's worse than after falling off a skateboard. And I haven't had any sympathy, and I'm wondering if you can come over on the next flight. Because I miss you...
