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Every Which Way But Loose (pssst: spelled 'Clyde', babe
"When a man with .45 meets a man with a rifle, you said, the man with a pistol's a dead man. Let's see if that's true. Go ahead, load up and shoot."
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Sorry to hijack, but doesn't he say "Right turn, Clyde?"
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Every Which Way But Loose (pssst: spelled 'Clyde', babe
"When a man with .45 meets a man with a rifle, you said, the man with a pistol's a dead man. Let's see if that's true. Go ahead, load up and shoot."
Fuck. I should have my glasses on.
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I'm not sure what movie that's from, but my guess is:
'I've got to figure out a way to keep the cum out of my eyes'
Good morning, sweetie...
EDIT: Oh, and the last quote still stands:
"When a man with .45 meets a man with a rifle, you said, the man with a pistol's a dead man. Let's see if that's true. Go ahead, load up and shoot."
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I'm not sure what movie that's from, but my guess is:
'I've got to figure out a way to keep the cum out of my eyes'
Good morning, sweetie...
EDIT: Oh, and the last quote still stands:
"When a man with .45 meets a man with a rifle, you said, the man with a pistol's a dead man. Let's see if that's true. Go ahead, load up and shoot."
Fistful of dollars...
You see, burial alive is such a stuffy death!
Good morning sweetheart xxo
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Mikado
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Thirteen Days.
What, these? You should know better than anybody at this table that tits don't make the woman.
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Dogma
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Pale Rider
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"20mm cannon with armor-piercing shells. Wasn't too hard."
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Thunderbolt and lightening
Oh don't be angry, just because she had her first orgasm at the end of a whip, and not by your touch. (Oh yes my favorite scene...
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Thunderbolt and lightening
Oh don't be angry, just because she had her first orgasm at the end of a whip, and not by your touch. (Oh yes my favorite scene...
Waxwork
"Why should I love God? He strung up his only son like a side of veal. I shudder to think what he'd do to me."
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Quills.
D...do we have something on our minds today? feels just about right on a rainy Wednesday to break out all the naughty toys...
You work and you work and you work. You meet with people you don't like, that you don't know, that you don't even want to know. And you try to sell them things and they try to sell you things, you go home, you listen to the wife nag and the kids bitch. You turn off the T.V., you wake up the next day and you do it all over again. But I'll tell you, the only thing that keeps me going is this chick. I've got this incredible chick on the side you see, and she is so hot, I can hardly believe it. She's got one of those heart-shaped asses. Have you ever had a chick with a heart-shaped ass?
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Quills.
D...do we have something on our minds today? feels just about right on a rainy Wednesday to break out all the naughty toys...
You work and you work and you work. You meet with people you don't like, that you don't know, that you don't even want to know. And you try to sell them things and they try to sell you things, you go home, you listen to the wife nag and the kids bitch. You turn off the T.V., you wake up the next day and you do it all over again. But I'll tell you, the only thing that keeps me going is this chick. I've got this incredible chick on the side you see, and she is so hot, I can hardly believe it. She's got one of those heart-shaped asses. Have you ever had a chick with a heart-shaped ass?
9½ Weeks
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Layer Cake
Out of order, I'll show you out of order! You don't know what out of order is, Mr. Trask. I'd show you, but I'm too old, I'm too tired, I'm too fuckin' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place! Out of order? Who the hell do you think you're talkin' to? I've been around, you know? There was a time I could see. And I have seen. Boys like these, younger than these, their arms torn out, their legs ripped off. But there isn't nothin' like the sight of an amputated spirit. There is no prosthetic for that. You think you're merely sending this splendid foot soldier back home to Oregon with his tail between his legs, but I say you are... executin' his soul! And why? Because he's not a Bairdman. Bairdmen. You hurt this boy, you're gonna be Baird bums, the lot of ya. And Harry, Jimmy, Trent, wherever you are out there, FUCK YOU TOO!
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you probably didn't need to google that one did you?
Layer Cake...
Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
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"Get them outta here man!! That's too many chairs!"
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True lies..god that scene with JLC dancing? Fuuuck....
Have fun storming the castle!
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I know! I was looking for the exact wording with Arnold playing that Frenchman's voice on the tape, but couldn't find it - "no... sexy!" - or something...
The Princess Bride
"Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!"
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Oh no it's ”The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog".
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"And now the third and most grave of inquiries. In which year did a Harvard scholar out-row an Oxford man at Henley?"
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