Great quotes...name that film...

[HBergeron]

Hard Candy

"You know, we are sitting here, you and I, like a couple of regular fellas. You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do. And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it. But I tell you, if it's between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down."

Heat

"I never fucked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one. Do you understand?"

 

[angelofthenorth]

Hard Candy

"You know, we are sitting here, you and I, like a couple of regular fellas. You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do. And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it. But I tell you, if it's between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down."

Heat...love that film


Happiness is just a teardrop away

 

[Pantyboy74]

Heat...love that film


Happiness is just a teardrop away

Shrek 2.

Hey, I know a joke. A squirrel walks up to a tree and says I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead.

 

[BadAmy]

Heat

"I never fucked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one. Do you understand?"

Catching up..

scarface

Shrek 2.

Hey, I know a joke. A squirrel walks up to a tree and says I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead.

Up


Just when I think I'm out..
They pull me back in...

 

[JJonah]

Just when I think I'm out..
They pull me back in...

Godfather... III? I think?

“Your girlfriend’s gonna weep when I bite that finger clean off.”

 

[DarkSimian]

Godfather... III? I think?

“Your girlfriend’s gonna weep when I bite that finger clean off.”

Heartbreak Ridge (?)

"Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers!"

 

[BadAmy]

Heartbreak Ridge (?)

"Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers!"

The treasure of the Sierra Madre..original quote badges...etc. but Badgers...Blazing Saddles?


The jig is up...and gone!

 

[DarkSimian]

The treasure of the Sierra Madre..original quote badges...etc. but Badgers...Blazing Saddles?


The jig is up...and gone!

I'm sorry , the correct answer is "UHF" (Weird Al Yankovik's on starring movie role)

And yours is History of the World, Part 1 (I'm still waiting for Hitler on Ice)

"Holy rusted metal, Batman!"

 

[HBergeron]

I'm sorry , the correct answer is "UHF" (Weird Al Yankovik's on starring movie role)

And yours is History of the World, Part 1 (I'm still waiting for Hitler on Ice)

"Holy rusted metal, Batman!"

Batman Forever

"How are we supposed to see an invisible goldfish?"

 

[Pantyboy74]

Frankenweenie

Working on a secret project are we sir?

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Frankenweenie

Working on a secret project are we sir?

Avengers

I'm an excellent driver.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Avengers

I'm an excellent driver.

Rainman.

Not avengers sorry.

 

[HBergeron]

Rainman.

Not avengers sorry.

Iron Man, I think - spoken by the AI assistant.

"Thank god you had a gun in there; for a second I thought it was like a gay thing, like, somehow you guys could do that."

 

[BadAmy]

Iron Man, I think - spoken by the AI assistant.

"Thank god you had a gun in there; for a second I thought it was like a gay thing, like, somehow you guys could do that."

Aha kiss kiss bang bang...


Rhapsody has two mommies

Good morning love

 

[HBergeron]

Aha kiss kiss bang bang...


Rhapsody has two mommies

Good morning love

Best in Show

"Try the cock, Albert. It's a delicacy, and you know where it's been."

Good evening babe

 

[BadAmy]

Best in Show

"Try the cock, Albert. It's a delicacy, and you know where it's been."

Good evening babe

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and her Lover..though at first I thought of The Birdcage !
I had to look it up...

Ok:
You actually put your dick in this woman?

Another fine day seeing you love.

 

[Pantyboy74]

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and her Lover..though at first I thought of The Birdcage !
I had to look it up...

Ok:
You actually put your dick in this woman?

Another fine day seeing you love.

The doors.

You must forgive my lips... they find pleasure in the most unusual places

Morning Amy

 

[BadAmy]

The doors.

You must forgive my lips... they find pleasure in the most unusual places

Morning Amy

A good year...
And a good morning to you sweetheart

How dare you break wind before me?

I'm sorry baby, I didn't know it was your turn!

 

[Pantyboy74]

A good year...
And a good morning to you sweetheart

How dare you break wind before me?

I'm sorry baby, I didn't know it was your turn!

Oh easy one. Austin powers.

So you know me. You know my reputation. Thirteen inches of tough load — I don't treat you gently. That's right.

 

[BadAmy]

Oh easy one. Austin powers.

So you know me. You know my reputation. Thirteen inches of tough load — I don't treat you gently. That's right.

Boogie nights!

See Daddy? Sinners have soul too.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Boogie nights!

See Daddy? Sinners have soul too.

The colour purple.

"Samuel, God bless you. You are good at everything you try to do. I'm sure it'll be the same with fucking."
"Tristan, really. We're talking about my future wife."
"Oh, you're not going to fuck her?"
"No!"
"No?"
"No! I'm planning to be with her."
"I recommend fucking."

 

[HBergeron]

The colour purple.

"Samuel, God bless you. You are good at everything you try to do. I'm sure it'll be the same with fucking."
"Tristan, really. We're talking about my future wife."
"Oh, you're not going to fuck her?"
"No!"
"No?"
"No! I'm planning to be with her."
"I recommend fucking."

Legends of the Fall

"The chain in those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. It'd take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you're lucky, you could hack through your ankle in five minutes. Go."

 

[Sexybritches69]

Legends of the Fall

"The chain in those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. It'd take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you're lucky, you could hack through your ankle in five minutes. Go."

Saw?

“Now, I don’t wanna kill you, and you don’t want to be dead.”

 

[HBergeron]

Saw?

“Now, I don’t wanna kill you, and you don’t want to be dead.”

I could be wrong, but that sounds like Samuel Jackson.

Pulp Fiction?
(it wasn't from Saw - think Anti-Semitic actor/director)



"Come on you guys. Let's get moving."

"Yeah, by the time we get there, the kid won't even be dead anymore."

 

[Sexybritches69]

I could be wrong, but that sounds like Samuel Jackson.

Pulp Fiction?
(it wasn't from Saw - think Anti-Semitic actor/director)



"Come on you guys. Let's get moving."

"Yeah, by the time we get there, the kid won't even be dead anymore."

Goonies! I love that movie

Mine was from Silverado.

Edited to add:

“Make ‘em laugh, make ‘em laugh..”