Great Lines

[Rick DeVille]

First Bruce: Oh Lord, we beseech Thee, Amen!!

 

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Fourth Bruce: Crack tubes! (Sound of cans opening) Now I call upon Bruce to officially welcome Mr. Baldwin to the philosophy faculty.

 

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Everybruce: Hear, hear! Well spoken, Bruce!

 

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Third Bruce: What's New-Bruce going to teach?

 

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Second Bruce: Those are all cricketers!

 

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Third Bruce: Hails of derisive laughter, Bruce!

 

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Fourth Bruce: Another tube! (Sound of cans opening) Any questions?

 

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Fourth Bruce: Are you a Poofta?

 

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Fourth Bruce: No. Right, I just want to remind you of the faculty rules: Rule One!

 

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Fourth Bruce: Rule Two, no member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abbos in any way at all -- if there's anybody watching...... Rule Three?

 

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Fourth Bruce: Rule Four, now this term, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking..... Rule Five,







(Thought you went to sleep)

 

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Fourth Bruce: Rule Six, there is NO ... Rule Six!... Rule Seven,





(Sounds painful)

 

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[Rick DeVille]

Fourth Bruce: Right, that concludes the readin' of the rules, Bruce.