Great...here we go again

[DVS]

Great...here we go again Tornado sirens going off, this morning. Our tornado season started early. I hope it also ends early, too. Well, I do live in Kansas. Maybe today's the day I make a visit to Munchkin land.

 

[Vixandra]

Brandish a violet wand at the twister, then it might think twice about coming to play.



Wait, on the other hand, don't because knowing the cosmic sarcasm law, you'd get the one maso-twister out there and it would luv you to peices, literally.

 

[Blushing Bottom]

Follow the yellow brick road.

Great...here we go again Tornado sirens going off, this morning. Our tornado season started early. I hope it also ends early, too. Well, I do live in Kansas. Maybe today's the day I make a visit to Munchkin land.

 

[shy slave]

If you find a munchkin could you save some of the choc waterfall for grace to make cookies with?

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE??

Other than that, act Domly and you will scare it off

 

[leeroy jenkins]

If you find a munchkin could you save some of the choc waterfall for grace to make cookies with?

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE??

Other than that, act Domly and you will scare it off

Shy isn't the chocolate river from Willy Wonka's chocolate factory?? I did see a hardback book yesterday about the life of the wicked witch of the west before she got flattened by that evil little girl and her little dog too.

 

[shy slave]

Shy isn't the chocolate river from Willy Wonka's chocolate factory?? I did see a hardback book yesterday about the life of the wicked witch of the west before she got flattened by that evil little girl and her little dog too.

ahhh damn

Your right,

can't the yellow brick road lead out of Kansas and over to WW choc factory, surely the Wizard could do that?

 

[chris9]

If you find a munchkin could you save some of the choc waterfall for grace to make cookies with?

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE??

Other than that, act Domly and you will scare it off

Shy, is Andante not reading your posts anymore (haven't seen him around in a while anyways)? Or are you allowed to use the c-word again?

 

[shy slave]

Shy, is Andante not reading your posts anymore (haven't seen him around in a while anyways)? Or are you allowed to use the c-word again?

He is busy working so he hasn't been here for ages.

I think I can say it very quietly, in the hope it gets lost somewhere and he doesn't notice.

lol

 

[Shankara20]

ahhh damn

Your right,

can't the yellow brick road lead out of Kansas and over to WW choc factory, surely the Wizard could do that?

the yellow brick road leads back to Kansas (home of at least TWO Lit kinks)

and only those that left and returned to Kansas get to have Ruby Slippers

 

[leeroy jenkins]

the yellow brick road leads back to Kansas (home of at least TWO Lit kinks)

and only those that left and returned to Kansas get to have Ruby Slippers

I am sure there is more kink in the middle then the edges right?? Everyone wants to be in the middle of the action.

 

[DVS]

Brandish a violet wand at the twister, then it might think twice about coming to play.



Wait, on the other hand, don't because knowing the cosmic sarcasm law, you'd get the one maso-twister out there and it would luv you to peices, literally.

I'm still here. No trips for me, yet today. The sirens stopped and although the weather is still "iffy", forecasters don't expect anything really nasty until later tonight.

The cosmic sarcasim law? Is that related to Murphy's Law? Murphy and I are old friends, so if I tried to fight of a twister with my violet wand, the electricity would probably go out, or the wind would just unplug it, or something else simple like that. Then, all I'd have is this handle with a glass globe on top, looking something like a strange electric lamp.

And, something tells me there is no such thing as a maso-twister. I think they are surely all sado-twisters. But the "to pieces" part would still be in effect, I'm sure.

 

[DVS]

Follow the yellow brick road.

That would assume I landed safely in Munchin Land and the wicked witch didn't survive. That's how the story goes, at least.

 

[DVS]

If you find a munchkin could you save some of the choc waterfall for grace to make cookies with?

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE??

I see you've already been admonished for quoting the wrong movie, so I'm sure your public humiliation is more than enough pain for you. But, just to be sure...to my knowledge, there is no reference to chocolate in "The Wizard of Oz" story.

The closest to it would be "the horse of a different color you've heard tell about" during the celebration just after they arrive in the emerald city.. But, there were no chocolate colored horses. so...no cookies, either.

Other than that, act Domly and you will scare it off [/wuote]Now this you are correct with. And, I might just do that. Maybe if I stand on top of my house and act Domly, any tornados would scamper away with it's tail between it's legs.

 

[Blushing Bottom]

...ah but a providence would have it Domly one, you are still in Kansas.

That would assume I landed safely in Munchin Land and the wicked witch didn't survive. That's how the story goes, at least.

 

[DVS]

ahhh damn

Your right,

can't the yellow brick road lead out of Kansas and over to WW choc factory, surely the Wizard could do that?

Once again, I see you have already been publicly admonished for being incorrect. Yes, the yellow brick road is the way back to Kansas...not out of Kansas.

It seems you and Dorothy held too much respect for the Wizard. He was nothing more than a man behind a curtain and the the way back to Kansas was with her all along, by way of the ruby slippers.

Now, click those heels together three times and repeat after me..."there's no place like home...there's no place like home..."

 

[DVS]

...ah but a providence would have it Domly one, you are still in Kansas.

Yes, for the present, at least...oh, and the past. The future is in the hands of the Gods.

 

[Blushing Bottom]

Been there, done that, it doesn't work.

Ok...ok I'll try again.

*Click* "There's no place like home." *Click* "There's no place like home." *Click* "There's no place like home."... did it work? Am I there yet?

Now, click those heels together three times and repeat after me..."there's no place like home...there's no place like home..."

 

[DVS]

Been there, done that, it doesn't work.

Ok...ok I'l try again.

*Click* *Click* *Click*... did it work? Am I there yet?

Sorry, I forgot you need ruby slippers for it to work. Damn. My bad.

 

[graceanne]

I dunno . . . DVS vs the wicked witch of the west? I'll lay odds on DVS.

Do you suppose one of those monkeys would tape it for you to share later?

 

[DVS]

I dunno . . . DVS vs the wicked witch of the west? I'll lay odds on DVS.

Do you suppose one of those monkeys would tape it for you to share later?

That old hag isn't tough. All you need is a bucket of water. She melts, you know.

 

[graceanne]

Now this you are correct with. And, I might just do that. Maybe if I stand on top of my house and act Domly, any tornados would scamper away with it's tail between it's legs.

Well . . . Pecos Bill rode the tornado. Don't know why you can't just scare it away with a might scowl from your domly eyes.

 

[graceanne]

That old hag isn't tough. All you need is a bucket of water. She melts, you know.

Yeah, you like it when they get wet, don't you?

 

[DVS]

Yeah, you like it when they get wet, don't you?

LOL

 

[shy slave]

Once again, I see you have already been publicly admonished for being incorrect. Yes, the yellow brick road is the way back to Kansas...not out of Kansas.

It seems you and Dorothy held too much respect for the Wizard. He was nothing more than a man behind a curtain and the the way back to Kansas was with her all along, by way of the ruby slippers.

Now, click those heels together three times and repeat after me..."there's no place like home...there's no place like home..."

I just love public humiliation

So the road goes back to Kansas, why would anyone do that
As for there is 'no place like home,' well 'home is where I lay my hat' so I know I don't live with BB because you can leave your hat on when you see her, so all I have to do is figure out where home actually is....
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Umm does anybody here know that

*sob*

 

[leeroy jenkins]

I just love public humiliation

So the road goes back to Kansas, why would anyone do that
As for there is 'no place like home,' well 'home is where I lay my hat' so I know I don't live with BB because you can leave your hat on when you see her, so all I have to do is figure out where home actually is....
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Umm does anybody here know that

*sob*

Shy you mean to tell me that home is not found in the shelter of a lover's embrace??