Great Caesars Ghost

[Vikingstone]

Justify yourselves.

 

[Disgustipated]

Fuck off, n00b and show us your tits.

 

[IndieSnob]

Oh dear lord, look what the trash dragged in.

 

[pink]

 

[Vikingstone]

Fuck off, n00b and show us your tits.

Look at my post count, retard.

 

[Vikingstone]

Hi, Doll.

 

[Disgustipated]

Look at my post count, retard.

By this post, you just sealed your fate, dicklick.

Ishmael

 

[Vikingstone]

Oh dear lord, look what the trash dragged in.

What the "cat" dragged in. You simpleton.

 

[pink]

Hi, Doll.

Hey sweetie. A lot of oldies have been showing up lately, good to see you.

 

[Disgustipated]

What the "cat" dragged in. You simpleton.

I see you didn't get any smarter your absence.

 

[Phelia]

I'm afraid I can't. But I liked your exclamation! I think it's time for a renaissance of old-timey expressions of surprise, like "jumpin' jehosaphat!" and "jiminy christmas!"

"Heavens to betsy" and "oh my stars" are also acceptable, but quite obviously second string.

 

[Vikingstone]

By this post, you just sealed your fate, dicklick.

Ishmael

Cheeky monkey.

 

[IndieSnob]

What the "cat" dragged in. You simpleton.

I intentionally fucked it up.

Blow me.

 

[Vikingstone]

Hey sweetie. A lot of oldies have been showing up lately, good to see you.

No kiddin'? Well a warm, extended kiss to your bottom from me my Dove. You deserve it...

 

[pink]

No kiddin'? Well a warm, extended kiss to your bottom from me my Dove. You deserve it...

 

[Vikingstone]

I'm afraid I can't. But I liked your exclamation! I think it's time for a renaissance of old-timey expressions of surprise, like "jumpin' jehosaphat!" and "jiminy christmas!"

"Heavens to betsy" and "oh my stars" are also acceptable, but quite obviously second string.

Well said.

 

[Vikingstone]

I intentionally fucked it up.

Blow me.

Brilliant, you win again.

 

[piccicatopolka]

I thought you spelled Caesar wrong but I was wrong.

 

[Phelia]

I thought you spelled Caesar wrong but I was wrong.

Reading this gave me a craving for a caesar. But I don't have any Clamato

Also, gross, Clamato.

 

[Vikingstone]

I'm afraid I can't. But I liked your exclamation! I think it's time for a renaissance of old-timey expressions of surprise, like "jumpin' jehosaphat!" and "jiminy christmas!"

"Heavens to betsy" and "oh my stars" are also acceptable, but quite obviously second string.

Actually "Great Caesars Ghost" is Shakespearean, whereas your examples are colloquialisms.

Thanks for playing, though.

I appreciate a thoughtful foil.

 

[IndieSnob]

Brilliant, you win again.

Look, just because I can't summon the queen of cheese to post suddenly doesn't mean you have to be rude.

 

[Licia]

Vah! *curses the five character reply crap*

 

[Phelia]

Actually "Great Caesars Ghost" is Shakespearean, whereas your examples are colloquialisms.

Thanks for playing, though.

I appreciate a thoughtful foil.

It's about the intention, not the origin. Besides, "jumping jehosaphat!" is just as literary and ghostly according to my Ph. D. in wikipedia.

But, you're welcome all the same.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

I thought for sure this was going to be a thread about Perry White from the original TV show, The Adventures of Superman.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Justify yourselves.

Many years ago, when we were pulling into Pearl Harbor, I was a wee bit disappointed Macgarrett was not sitting atop that building when we pulled into port.

Oh dear lord, look what the trash dragged in.

What the "cat" dragged in. You simpleton.

Oh dear "Jack" lord. You simpletons.