Gravity

[Dillinger]

What do you think of gravity? Good, bad or indifferent? How would you life change without gravity?

Here's my thoughts...

Gravity is, of course, the phenomenon of attraction among things having mass. It pulls matter to other matter, keeping the universe from flying apart. More massive objects generally exert stronger gravitational pull then smaller ones.

OK - you all with me on this? Everyone agree?

So then... it obviously follows that this is why our eyes are uncontrollably drawn to women's breasts. The larger the breasts - the stronger the pull, and the less control we have over the natural attraction between eyes and breasts.

This is the way of the universe. No getting around it. So the next time one of you women notice a guy staring at your breasts, realize that is the way "GOD" intended it.

 

[Problem Child]

Your theory is flawed. Large does not always equal attractive.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

I completely agree with Dillinger

 

[Debbie]

Oh great so now it's God's fault you can't stop yourself from ogling woman's tata's?
Well, ok then I will stop slapping men but forgive them for God creating you with this problem.
The only thing is... excuse me, Im a blonde, then why don't woman's eyes gravitate towards men's crotches? Or oh my God am I doing it and I just don't know.

 

[celiaKitten]

Uh-huh, and you realize that this would also apply to your 'package' guys ...

I agree with PC - larger does not always = attractive.

 

[LRC]

What do you think of gravity? Good, bad or indifferent? How would you life change without gravity?

Here's my thoughts...

Gravity is, of course, the phenomenon of attraction among things having mass. It pulls matter to other matter, keeping the universe from flying apart. More massive objects generally exert stronger gravitational pull then smaller ones.

Sounds like someone has a kid in the 4th grade.
How do I feel about gravity? I hate it .... every woman over 30 does.
Without gravity the bra industry would not exist.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Gravity is, of course, the phenomenon of attraction among things having mass. It pulls matter to other matter, keeping the universe from flying apart. More massive objects generally exert stronger gravitational pull then smaller ones.

OK - you all with me on this? Everyone agree?

Actually no, that is not how gravity works - that is how it seems to work, but gravity works on the principal that an object of any mass curves local space, objects of more mass curve the space more and as other objects of mass enter the curvature they move down the slope of the curvature towards the other object (assuming it is more massive) - like a ball rolling into a funnel.

The size of the object doesn't matter, it is the mass of the object (density). That is why a black hole, which is a very small but massive object sucks in even light.

So then... it obviously follows that this is why our eyes are uncontrollably drawn to women's breasts. The larger the breasts - the stronger the pull, and the less control we have over the natural attraction between eyes and breasts.

This is the way of the universe. No getting around it. So the next time one of you women notice a guy staring at your breasts, realize that is the way "GOD" intended it.

Nah - your theory is flawed for the reasons I described above - that is what happens when you work from fals assumptions

 

[celiaKitten]

Re: Re: Gravity

Sounds like someone has a kid in the 4th grade.
How do I feel about gravity? I hate it .... every woman over 30 does.
Without gravity the bra industry would not exist.

EXACTLY!

 

[Dillinger]

Re: Re: Gravity

Actually no, that is not how gravity works - that is how it seems to work, but gravity works on the principal that an object of any mass curves local space, objects of more mass curve the space more and as other objects of mass enter the curvature they move down the slope of the curvature towards the other object (assuming it is more massive) - like a ball rolling into a funnel.

The size of the object doesn't matter, it is the mass of the object (density). That is why a black hole, which is a very small but massive object sucks in even light.

Nah - your theory is flawed for the reasons I described above - that is what happens when you work from fals assumptions

Yeah? And what's all that got to do with TITS? You need to get some perspective, dude.