Grandpa’s new bride???

[Brandnewbuddy]

At the family gathering, gramps has a big announcement: he’s getting married. More shockingly, the new bride looks to be in her 20s. Family is of course shocked but gramps is serious.

Now, normally Here’s where I’d list off some possibilities but I’d like to let everyone else have a turn first. What to you would be the most interested way this could progress?

 

[Rob_Howard]

Is the bride-to-be present in the gathering? If she is there, the remaining men in the family would be shocked at how hot she is and maybe a bit jealous of gramps.

The bride might even try to seduce one or more family member in the house, in pretext of showing around the house, by showing some skin, like her deep cleavage or with a slight upskirt to reveal she is commando.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Yes, she’s definitely present at the gathering

 

[KingKong2020]

Yes, she’s definitely present at the gathering

I think Grandpa must introduce the Bridge on a Christmas / Thanksgiving Family Dinner to all his Daughters and tell them he is going to be Father at the age of 70. Everyone especially his Daughters will be surprised. At first, they try to be jealous of his young 20's Bride. However they start understanding why they both fell in love with each other after understanding and talking to both of them for few days, such as this young woman looks after Grandpa after he became widowed. They used to meet at nearby park , .... fell in love and got pregnant with him.

Daughters try to slowly keep jealousy aside (as they thought she is in for his money like gold digger) but when they sense the truth , they start being friendly with her. Try to help them with their wedding clothes .

Fast forward, few days before wedding, Granddaughters ended up meeting Grandpa's new bride, she realizes she is one of the GD's childhood friend. With too much ackwardness at first everyone wishes Bride and Groom for their wedding. Again both Daughters and this time Granddaughters start feeling jealousy , Grandpa enjoying young bride (almost 50 years age gap) and gradually one by one they want to get fucked by Grandpa as well.

Grandpa finally satisfies each of his Daughters and Granddaughters with help of new wife. Eventually he ends up impregnating one of his Daughter and all Granddaughters.

 

[Hypoxia]

This isn't Gramps's first young bride. When 20, he married a 20-year-old. She left somehow (willingly or not, alive or dead) a couple decades later and he wed another 20yo beauty. She lasted a couple of decades before departing and now at 60 he's at it again with yet another 20yo fox. Both of the first two popped-out a half dozen kids. Wifey#3 will thus have stepchildren her age and older. Some are pretty bodacious, hey? Which lads and/or lasses will she favor?

 

[Carnevil9]

She's marrying him for his money, and he doesn't care. He's marrying her to have a sexy young woman living with him, sleeping with him, prancing about in skimpy clothing, and providing for such sexual needs as he still has. Only the relatives are scandalized. Especially the ones who had been hoping to inherit his fortune.

 

[LupusDei]

She's marrying him for his money, and he doesn't care. He's marrying her to have a sexy young woman living with him, sleeping with him, prancing about in skimpy clothing, and providing for such sexual needs as he still has. Only the relatives are scandalized. Especially the ones who had been hoping to inherit his fortune.

...but the grandson, just about the age of the new bride, see that as an opportunity, after getting over the initial shock, that is. The girl is hot, nice and friendly and if he could succeed to seduce her he wouldn't mind her being nominally grandfather's for now if he could inherit her eventually.

 

[sirhugs]

which relative gets to inherit the bride?

 

[LupusDei]

which relative gets to inherit the bride?

Just above I suggested the grandson may try to lay early groundwork for that. But it may evolve into a contest, and grandpa himself might not be too frail yet either. Girl may see busy times...

 

[Hypoxia]

which relative gets to inherit the bride?

In a patrimonial culture, the eldest male kin is next in line, like British royalty. Let's have the hot bride fuck-to-death a string of heirs. Who is left?

 

[Carnevil9]

In a patrimonial culture, the eldest male kin is next in line, like British royalty. Let's have the hot bride fuck-to-death a string of heirs. Who is left?

It could be like a sexual version of And Then There Were None, as the males of the family one-by-one get fucked to death. But whodunit?

 

[gunhilltrain]

I think this was more common in earlier decades when widowers would marry younger women. I suppose the woman would get some stability, assuming the man had some resources to offer.

If the movie Ryan's Daughter is to be believed, the young woman might get bored eventually and seek a more age-appropriate lover.

Nowadays, a man has to be fairly high up, financially, to attract a younger woman. (An extreme case would be Anna Nicole Smith.) In Ryan's Daughter, Robert Mitchum was merely a schoolmaster, but in the Ireland of the time, that wasn't too bad.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Older women are better. They know what they want and know a lot more about the world and how it work than a young, still in college, sweet young thing. Although, you could teach her the ways of the world of sex, so the next guy she has will be behind the curve with her.

Although the sweet young thing might be great for a one nighter, I would prefer she be just a little older... say in her late thirties to late forties. She would still have to be good looking, whatever your criteria is for good looking. And know her way around a cock, etc. Well, you get the drift.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Older women are better. They know what they want and know a lot more about the world and how it work than a young, still in college, sweet young thing. Although, you could teach her the ways of the world of sex, so the next guy she has will be behind the curve with her.

Although the sweet young thing might be great for a one nighter, I would prefer she be just a little older... say in her late thirties to late forties. She would still have to be good looking, whatever your criteria is for good looking. And know her way around a cock, etc. Well, you get the drift.

I get what you're saying and I agree with most of it. However, we may be anomalies. Apparently, surveys of men of all ages say that they prefer women of about twenty-three - certainly for longer-term relationships. Apparently, our hindbrains go for maximum female fertility. We may be conscious of it - we may even say we don't want children - but the drive is still there anyway.

 

[sirhugs]

I get what you're saying and I agree with most of it. However, we may be anomalies. Apparently, surveys of men of all ages say that they prefer women of about twenty-three - certainly for longer-term relationships. Apparently, our hindbrains go for maximum female fertility. We may be conscious of it - we may even say we don't want children - but the drive is still there anyway.

and we like high heels, as ridiculous as they are, because they present the rump...

 

[Lost_Yonder]

when grandpa introduces his new bride-to-be, his two married sons recognize her from the Asian massage parlor across town! She also recognizes them, but is sly enough not to say anything and expects their acceptance of her marriage to their father, without any issues. They do, which upsets and confuses both of their wives...

 

[Hypoxia]

and we like high heels, as ridiculous as they are, because they present the rump...

Spike heels tear up the bedding and poke out the eyes of close viewers. Off!!

Back to the theme. Plot bunny: Grampa Greg is so rich and pervy that just before the wedding, he had his and his new bride Brenda's minds exchanged. Brenda, now in Greg's old body, is a bit confused during the ceremony, but quickly learns to wield power and (mis)use that still stiffable dick. Greg, now in Brenda's young body, knows exactly what's going on, and how to bend his bride (in the old man's body) to his will - which buttons to push. All would-be heirs are dismayed and distraught by the power couple's nefarious plots.

For fun, neither is reluctant to fuck whomever they wish. Greg in Brenda's body happily cowgirl-rides the studlier nephews, grandsons, and lawyers, while Brenda pokes Greg's experienced dick into all available orifices. Hilarity ensues, sure, and maybe some pregnancies.

 

[sirhugs]

Spike heels tear up the bedding and poke out the eyes of close viewers. Off!!

Back to the theme. Plot bunny: Grampa Greg is so rich and pervy that just before the wedding, he had his and his new bride Brenda's minds exchanged. Brenda, now in Greg's old body, is a bit confused during the ceremony, but quickly learns to wield power and (mis)use that still stiffable dick. Greg, now in Brenda's young body, knows exactly what's going on, and how to bend his bride (in the old man's body) to his will - which buttons to push. All would-be heirs are dismayed and distraught by the power couple's nefarious plots.

For fun, neither is reluctant to fuck whomever they wish. Greg in Brenda's body happily cowgirl-rides the studlier nephews, grandsons, and lawyers, while Brenda pokes Greg's experienced dick into all available orifices. Hilarity ensues, sure, and maybe some pregnancies.

who keeps score?

 

[Carnevil9]

I get what you're saying and I agree with most of it. However, we may be anomalies. Apparently, surveys of men of all ages say that they prefer women of about twenty-three - certainly for longer-term relationships. Apparently, our hindbrains go for maximum female fertility. We may be conscious of it - we may even say we don't want children - but the drive is still there anyway.

My old Pappy always told me, "Son - when you get ready to settle down, find a woman who is half your age plus seven." I don't think he made that up. I think it is some sort of folk wisdom passed down through the generations.

 

[Carnevil9]

This thread title always makes me think of Grandpa from The Munsters, building himself a new bride in the basement. That might make for a good story!

 

[Hypoxia]

This thread title always makes me think of Grandpa from The Munsters, building himself a new bride in the basement. That might make for a good story!

That's a good take on it. To avoid the Celebrity cat, let's have Gramps as a Mad Scientist who builds new brides every few years, then recycles them for newer and varied versions as they age. Meet the new bride, same as the old bride, but rejuvenated -- won't get fooled again. (He let the first bride mature a bit too long.) Family goes, "Hey, it's Leap Year, time for a new Grandma! What'll she be this time?"

EDIT - gender flip: Grandma regularly builds studly new grooms. Does she keep the prior ones around as souvenirs, or are they too worn to be useful?

Further kink: Do Gram or Gramps favor transgender rebuilds?

 

[sirhugs]

That's a good take on it. To avoid the Celebrity cat, let's have Gramps as a Mad Scientist who builds new brides every few years, then recycles them for newer and varied versions as they age. Meet the new bride, same as the old bride, but rejuvenated -- won't get fooled again. (He let the first bride mature a bit too long.) Family goes, "Hey, it's Leap Year, time for a new Grandma! What'll she be this time?"

EDIT - gender flip: Grandma regularly builds studly new grooms. Does she keep the prior ones around as souvenirs, or are they too worn to be useful?

Further kink: Do Gram or Gramps favor transgender rebuilds?

for more humour, the parts get reattached more oddly each time.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

and we like high heels, as ridiculous as they are, because they present the rump...

Not really an ass man. Face, eyes, neck, waist, hips(not too big but there) then the rest of her. Tits, small to medium. Big floppy tits, I wouldn't throw her out of bed if she was already there, but I wouldn't chase her. Tattoos, no, well a subtle tramp stamp is okay, but nothing else. Piercings, no, ear(one each) okay, anywhere else, ugh.

Okay, I've just opened myself up here.

ETA: I am a Grandpa.

 

[Hypoxia]

My old Pappy always told me, "Son - when you get ready to settle down, find a woman who is half your age plus seven." I don't think he made that up. I think it is some sort of folk wisdom passed down through the generations.

On LIT, you must wait till you're 22... dooming many guys to lonely, hormone-washed, masturbatory maturations. Or at least wait for college graduation.

But if we go with the theme here and let Grandpa settle down again, then if he's 70, his new bride is 42, so let's hope she's tennis-toned and has already fucked to death her coaches. If she can fuck Gramps to death, oh, the fortune awaiting her! Alas, she learns why she's the latest bride, because all the priors succumbed to his mighty cock, honed over decades of use. Mortality ensues.

And then it's time for yet another bride. Where does Gramps find-em?

 

[Carnevil9]

On LIT, you must wait till you're 22... dooming many guys to lonely, hormone-washed, masturbatory maturations. Or at least wait for college graduation.

No, no, no. The rule only applies to marriage, after many years of fucking around with women of all ages.