Grab your clubs

[A Desert Rose]

come join me... It will be 67 degrees today and I am going golfing with my new clubs. (No, not pings or Callaways... US Kids... yea, yea, I'm short, ok?)

Wish you could all come along. ;-)

 

[Saint Peter]

Oh. My mistake. Wrong club.

 

[acitore_vuli]

come join me... It will be 67 degrees today and I am going golfing with my new clubs. (No, not pings or Callaways... US Kids... yea, yea, I'm short, ok?)

Wish you could all come along. ;-)

I would so like to join you. Are we walking or riding?

 

[A Desert Rose]

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I would so like to join you. Are we walking or riding?

I am playing the walking course today. The other course kills me after 18 holes... even riding it is such a long course.

I chip and putt well but I have no drive. My ball goes maybe 4 yrds. LOL I blame it on big tits getting in the way. Needless to say, I have lots of strokes per hole on that course.

Of course, I never keep score so who the fuck cares? LMAO

 

[A Desert Rose]

Oh. My mistake. Wrong club.

You grab that club, too doll and bring it along. Many bushes on the course, you know. ;-)

 

[acitore_vuli]

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I am playing the walking course today. The other course kills me after 18 holes... even riding it is such a long course.

I chip and putt well but I have no drive. My ball goes maybe 4 yrds. LOL I blame it on big tits getting in the way. Needless to say, I have lots of strokes per hole on that course.

Of course, I never keep score so who the fuck cares? LMAO

Hmmmm, a 4 yard drive. Well, they say drive for show, putt for dough. Be thankful you're hitting from the ladies tees, it takes the "dick-out" rule out of play.

I always wait til after my round to write down my score.

 

[A Desert Rose]

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Hmmmm, a 4 yard drive. Well, they say drive for show, putt for dough. Be thankful you're hitting from the ladies tees, it takes the "dick-out" rule out of play.

I always wait til after my round to write down my score.

After about 5 strokes, I pick up the ball and throw it. LOL

And of course, I throw like a girl too. LOL But I hate to hold up play.

All my friends let me do this because I am no competition to anyone. I spend lots of time laughing.

Smart man, you are doll.

 

[acitore_vuli]

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After about 5 strokes, I pick up the ball and throw it. LOL

And of course, I throw like a girl too. LOL But I hate to hold up play.

All my friends let me do this because I am no competition to anyone. I spend lots of time laughing.

Smart man, you are doll.

LOL, there's something to be said for not slowing down play.

I love the guy or girl who's plumb bobbing and lying 12, on a par three no less.

 

[A Desert Rose]

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LOL, there's something to be said for not slowing down play.

I love the guy or girl who's plumb bobbing and lying 12, on a par three no less.

LMAO... I have a friend who does just that too!!! I love that term: Plumb Bob.... it just makes me giggle to say it.

 

[Ham Murabi]

Do you drop to one knee, or to both, when you line up a putt?
Most players prefer one knee, but both knees firmly on the green can offer subtle information on the slope, while also giving you a better read on length and stroke speed.
Once you've gathered all that information while on both knees, convince yourself of it by nodding, sort of like bobbing your head forward several times.
After you've done this, approach the ball with confidence and stroke it cleanly. When it drops in the hole, massage your putter and say something like, "nice job, big boy."

 

[A Desert Rose]

Do you drop to one knee, or to both, when you line up a putt?
Most players prefer one knee, but both knees firmly on the green can offer subtle information on the slope, while also giving you a better read on length and stroke speed.
Once you've gathered all that information while on both knees, convince yourself of it by nodding, sort of like bobbing your head forward several times.
After you've done this, approach the ball with confidence and stroke it cleanly. When it drops in the hole, massage your putter and say something like, "nice job, big boy."

You must be one great player, doll. ~wink~

Maybe we should meet for a round. You must have read enough to know what you would be up against with me.

 

[acitore_vuli]

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LMAO... I have a friend who does just that too!!! I love that term: Plumb Bob.... it just makes me giggle to say it.

LMAO. I have a friend that cracks me up. After each hole, I ask him what his score is (even though I already know, he he he, I'm evil that way) and I watch him look back at the tee and start counting his strokes...."let's see, one in the woods, two still in the woods, three in the water hazard, four a drop, five back in the woods...."

I love golf.

 

[A Desert Rose]

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LMAO. I have a friend that cracks me up. After each hole, I ask him what his score is (even though I already know, he he he, I'm evil that way) and I watch him look back at the tee and start counting his strokes...."let's see, one in the woods, two still in the woods, three in the water hazard, four a drop, five back in the woods...."

I love golf.

I love golf too. And your making me pee my pants..... LMAO.

I never, ever lose a ball. And I know you know why. ;-)

 

[Ham Murabi]

You must be one great player, doll. ~wink~

Maybe we should meet for a round. You must have read enough to know what you would be up against with me.

Like most people who play a round, I enjoy coming to the golf course. And I would be pleased to offer my assistance in helping you line up putts. You can even use my putter when we play a round. You might be surprised how many holes we can get in, even after it's dark.

 

[P. B. Walker]

Damn you are mean ADR! I haven't played golf since November.


Sadly... I've played golf more recently than I've had sex... I think... gawd... that's even worse..

PBW

 

[zipman]

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I love golf too. And your making me pee my pants..... LMAO.

I never, ever lose a ball. And I know you know why. ;-)

I am quite jealous and would love to shoot a round a golf with you Rose.


On a side note, you mentioned that you realized something on the "Zipman" thread. ????

 

[A Desert Rose]

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I am quite jealous and would love to shoot a round a golf with you Rose.


On a side note, you mentioned that you realized something on the "Zipman" thread. ????

Maybe you should read your PMs doll. I sent you one explaining this.

And you com'ere.... I will shoot a round with you anytime!

 

[sexy-girl]

im going to go golf again when its warmer i've only been a couple of times and only on 9 hole courses

 

[A Desert Rose]

Damn you are mean ADR! I haven't played golf since November.


Sadly... I've played golf more recently than I've had sex... I think... gawd... that's even worse..

PBW

Oh my god!!!! Since November??? I bet you get your putter out and stroke it on a regular basis just to bring back some sweet memories, right?

 

[A Desert Rose]

Like most people who play a round, I enjoy coming to the golf course. And I would be pleased to offer my assistance in helping you line up putts. You can even use my putter when we play a round. You might be surprised how many holes we can get in, even after it's dark.

My round of golf today was not nearly as sensual as you make it sound. I think we need to play a round, one of these days, doll.

 

[busybody..]

Big Tits?

Didya say BIG TITS??????

Dont believe it!

Show me!

 

[A Desert Rose]

im going to go golf again when its warmer i've only been a couple of times and only on 9 hole courses

9 holes are fun and more relaxing, I think. I just don't have the stamina for 18 most days and especially when its 110 degrees... LOL

 

[Guest]

Man, I haven't golfed all year.

And I remember 2 years ago in December it was in the 60's for weeks. A local golf course and adjacent ski hill were open on the same day.

I aimed for the snowboarders.

 

[A Desert Rose]

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Didya say BIG TITS??????

Dont believe it!

Show me!

Okay babydoll... watch this thread. ~wink~

 

[A Desert Rose]

Man, I haven't golfed all year.

And I remember 2 years ago in December it was in the 60's for weeks. A local golf course and adjacent ski hill were open on the same day.

I aimed for the snowboarders.

I just can't do the snow thing.... ;-) I lived in it for tooo many years, I guess.