Grab Your Balls....

[nzwookie]

How about this one---owned it many years ago--written in decreasing letters .the lower you read the closer you had to get!!


Tease me
Sieze me
Squeeze me
Please me

Kiss me
Lick me
Suck me
Fuck me

 

[StrawberryPez]

WOO HOO...i need that shirt too haha all except for the suck me part hahaha Well actually.......hmmm...*thinks*

 

[Liontamr]

I could think of lotsa places to suck..

 

[nzwookie]

WOO HOO...i need that shirt too haha all except for the suck me part hahaha Well actually.......hmmm...*thinks* [
/QUOTE]



Anything is possible with just a little imagination and a lot of enthusiasm

 

[StrawberryPez]

Oooh Lion....*purrrrsss*


I am VERY enthusiastic NZWookie....

 

[nzwookie]

I am VERY enthusiastic NZWookie.... [/B][/Q
Glad to hear it As a freshie here enthusiasm is all i have at the moment..So much so that it's coming out of my eyes...also had a shirt which said----SHUT UP BITCH----but dont think many of the ladies here would appreciate that one!

 

[Mae13]

"Girls are no substitute for Playstation"

Thought that one was kinda funny

 

[StrawberryPez]

aww...just a couple days ago i was new here too NZWookie....it gets better You'll love it here...I do.
And i'd laugh at a Shut Up Bitch..shirt...i'd probably own it too hahaha


Mae...my ex would believe that shirt....heh

 

[nzwookie]

Well sadly the (shut up bitch) shirt is no more....A combination of age and overuse sent it to an early grave(i miss the smiles it produced) All i have now is a pic of an upraised middle finger with the words----don't say i never lift a finger!!!

 

[StrawberryPez]

hahahaha That's great....

I have on one right now that says KA MANA WANA LEI U (honolulu, hawii) *giggles*

 

[zantac666]

I gave a friend a t-shirt from reno one year.

It had a nude women stradeling a pole with a sign below her saying.

Mustang ranch licker in the front poker in the rear.

 

[StrawberryPez]

Haha I've seen that one Zantac one of my fav's

 

[zantac666]

I saw this on a pregnant women.

It started out with a kiss

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And ended up like this.

 

[StrawberryPez]

OMG LMAO that's great!!! my mom said she wants to get a shirt that says

I'm Not PREGNANT...I'm fat.

because when she was pregnant she had a shirt that said

I'm Not FAT...I'm pregnant.

 

[LukkyKnight]

http://www.riddleware.com/funny/Harley.jpg

 

[zantac666]

I wish i was barbi the bitch has everything.

 

[StrawberryPez]

OMG....LOL you guys are great hahaha

 

[LukkyKnight]

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

 

[zantac666]

A few more

HONEY if you can't stand me FARTING
next time marry a WOMAN.

I had some words withe my wife.
and she had some paragraphs with me.

One of us is thinking about sex.
Ok it's me.

I'm sorry. My fault.
I forgot you were an idiot.

If you have something to say please raise your hand and place it over your mouth.

My parents said i could be anything so i became an asshole.

 

[StrawberryPez]

One of us is thinking about sex.
Ok it's me.


LMAO I love that...hahahaha

 

[BadForm]

The one I'm wearing proudly, in large letters, declares

I LOVE INTERCOURSE

and in much smaller letters adds: Pennsylvania (yes, there is such a town)


I also heard of one which, on the front had a complete anagram of "If you can read this you can fuck me" and on the back added "Too late"