GRAAAAA

[Mistress]

Goes off into the other room to get her shot gun... grinning evilly at her computer

Keep freezing up on me you bastard!

 

[doctor_insanus]

Hmmmm. A beautiful woman, a shotgun, and an evil grin.

Watches this with growing interest

 

[Isolde]

When you are done with your computer than come do mine. It froze up, kicked me out and then the keyboard wouldnt type yesterday.

 

[Mistress]

I need ICQ running because of needing to tlak to someone..I need MSN running because of wantign tot alk to others...damn thing cant handle it lol

 

[Xander]

A friendly, less noisy pointer.

Open computer cabinet.
take 1/4 gallon of battery acid.
Pour into computer, and close cabinet.

One of two things will happen.

Blown to bits, or by some act of luck, it will be working alright again

 

[Mistress]

oh no lol..I'm gonna shoot the damn thing lol

 

[indyweasel]

*ducks behind concrete wall.*

I'm clear

 

[Xander]

may I suggest C4 instead. Much bigger bang

 

[willywanker]

Another Note To Self: Remember if you ever travel to visit your neighbor Mistress, do not arrive unannouced.

Love a lady how can handle a firearm. Must be that Kentucky breeding. I got a snuggle for you Mistress when you put the gun away.

 

[Mistress]

Mmmm anything for you Willy!
Grins brightly!
You know how us Kentuck woman are!