Gps

[Dillinger]

So there I am yesterday morning driving through LA traffic to LAX... I hate LA traffic but I always rent a car with Global Positioning System (GPS) - the thing is great, usually (if the weather is good and it can triangulate to 3 satellites) - but it was a little off yesterday. You know it talks to you? And shows a map? So I program in the address for the airport and it says... "turn coming up in 2 miles" and things like that - but the weather wasn't great and it was delayed and I missed a couple turns... but the other good thing is that even if you "get lost" it continuously updates your co-ordinates and recalculates the direction so I did eventually make it to the airport... with time to spare (especially since my flight ended up being delayed 3 hours!)...

Here's the thing - it talks to you in a pretty nice - though non-committal feminine voice. Why can't they program the thing to give you a blow job when you're stuck in traffic?

 

[Blackbich]

Because they don't want to be sued when you crash the damn car. Americans are VERY sue happy, in case you didn't know. Or they'd get sued because some woman wasn't able to have it go down on her. Or they'd be sued because it sucked to hard, sucked to soft, didn't moan right, didn't deep throat properly, etc.

 

[tmuyo]

i've never had a problem...

getting a blowjob and driving. it's really easy.

now eating out ur girlfriend while she's driving, now that's a hard trick. she WILL crash the car, personla experience has shown that.