GPS Condoms??

[QueenLevitra]

Where Did You Wear It dot com.

:facepalm:

 

[tactful]

That's a bit of a stretch.

 

[JohnnySavage]

That's a bit of a stretch.

I have that problem, even with the magnums

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

lol... just the title of this thread alone had me rolling

 

[CHNOPS]

Is it the same condom over and over?

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Is it the same condom over and over?

probly lol

 

[QueenLevitra]

Imagine a GPS chip up your cooch, forever.

It's coming.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Imagine a GPS chip up your cooch, forever.

It's coming.

...lol

 

[QueenLevitra]

Is it the same condom over and over?

Honestly, I don't want to know.

 

[naughtycakes]

Imagine a GPS chip up your cooch, forever.

It's coming.

You could tweet from your twat.

 

[lovetoread]

You could tweet from your twat.

I'd sign up for that.

Though if you have pussy farts, the tweets maybe bad.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

You could tweet from your twat.

hahah

 

[naughtycakes]

I'd sign up for that.

Though if you have pussy farts, the tweets maybe bad.

Twarts!

 

[Tryharder62]

I'd sign up for that.

Though if you have pussy farts, the tweets maybe bad.

Your pussy farts?

 

[QueenLevitra]

You could tweet from your twat.

Ha!

Gonna do it.

A first!

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Your pussy farts?

does yours?

 

[Tryharder62]

does yours?

Not that I know of. It would be a bite if you tried to have sex and your man's condom kept saying "RECALCULATING" everytime he pulled out and "DRIVE 6.5 inches" every time it went in.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

eh, i like raw sex... fuck that

 

[naughtycakes]

Your pussy farts?

Eat Pray Queef

 

[loquere]

I foresee problem legal and practical.

 

[Disgustipated]

Twarts!

I lol'd.

 

[fgarvb1]

Holy crap!

If you think you are going to lose a condom in there and need a GPS tracker ...DON't FUCK IT!