Gotham City

[Kepic]

The Joker

I looked at the gem she displayed in her black-gloved hand.

"I'd almost think you didn't trust me, Selina" I smirked, "After all we've been through together, through thick and thin... I'm afraid there are no guarantees. You have a chunk of mineral, which I'm willing to accept as payment for a much more valuable life - well, I'm sure you see it that way, anyway" I laughed. "I'm going to count to nine... for each life the big cat is going to lose. You really don't want me to reach nine, do you now?"

I paused for a moment, then said "One. Oh, this is so much fun. Two, the jokes on you. Three, I'm crazy as can be. Four..."

 

[Isolde]

Catwoman

"Fine!," I hissed in anger as I approached the podium,"You win this round, Joker. Where is the tiger?"

Stopping short of the podium, I tossed the jewel to him and then stood with my hands on hips. "And just remember, if anything happens to him I will use all nine of my lives to hunt you down and slowly skin you alive."

I smiled at the thought of a Joker skin rug laying on my floor at home but then revulsion got the best of me and I shook off the image.

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

Ivy, poison Ivy.

(ooc. How am I going to keep up with all you great writers? sigh.......I guess I won't)


The man was amusing, definatly would keep him around for a while.

"You would be amazed at the things I have." I said as we pivoted and dove into the shadows. Grabbing onto a pole, the vines slung us around.

"Too bad we don't have time for you to experience real Ivy. " I winked. I felt him touch my hair. "ARE YOU MAD!" I turned my neck. "That plant will kill you instantly, hands to yourself." I smirked. I took his hands and planted them firmly around my slender waist. "Hold on, you better be ready for the thrill of your life. Actually, I'll save THAT for later."

Pulling out a small radio, I flipped the top, "where are they all located."

"we have three of them pinpointed." The voice replied.
"Excellent. I will be there very soon, I want the whole squad there, two stay at the lab. Wait for me." I closed the phone. Then I giggled madly.

I breathed in deeply. "finally." I said, a voice of triumph escaping my throat.

 

[Kepic]

The Joker

"Taking a catnap" I said with a grin, pocketing the gem. "Don't worry my dear, he's perfectly all right. A little cagey right now, that's all" I laughed.

I held up a small, bright yellow envelope, a little red light blinking at one corner. "The address is in here" I said, putting it on the podium. "I advise you don't try opening it until the little red light stops blinking, which is when I'm out of the picture. Otherwise you'll have hot paws."

I stepped off of the podium, and walked past her, giving her tail a slight tug. "Don't worry pussycat, this game is almost over. I look forward to the next time we play, this has been fun."

Then, I headed for the door, whistling happily.

 

[Dirk13]

NightWing

Uh oh, better hurry, or the fun will be over. But wait...lets let joker go a little further, i wanted to know what he was up to, i opened the small sky light and jumped down infront of Catwoman, "so, where to lovely lady?"

 

[Isolde]

Catwoman

I waited until the red light stopped blinking. I was well aware that there were some things that the Joker did not joke about. I was slicing through the envelope with my claws when NightWing came through the skylight. Amazingly without breaking any glass.

I looked at the letter and my face darkened. That sneak. When he said that it was nearby he wasnt kidding. The tiger was right in the building. He must of known that I would not take any chance with the tigers life and I bet he was having a good laugh about it right now.

Well, he may not be laughing for long. Looking up at NightWing, I said,"Tell Batman to turn on his homing device. I kinda of picked his pocket when he was on my balcony and I borrowed a trick he likes to keep trying on me. If Joker hasnt found it yet, than he is wearing one of Bat's homing signals. I put it on him when he passed me."

With that, I took off and went into the back of the auction house. Sure enough there was the tiger pacing back and forth in the cage-restless but unhurt. I knelt by the cage and spoke to him in a calming voice.

"Its okay, we'll get you home soon enough, Baby. And then mommy will have to flush out all the Jokers in the deck-now wont she?"

 

[Dirk13]

NightWing

I nodded and hit my com, "hey bats, turn on your homing singal finder, we should be able to follow the joker." i turned it off and turned around following catwoman, and listened in to her talking to the tiger, "if only i could get you to talk to me like that..." i said and walked twords her kneeling down. I put my hand in the cage and left it open so the tiger could smell it, "DON'T!" she exclaimed but i just put my finger up to my mouth so she wouldn't yell again making it more likely that it would bite it off. Then after he sniffed it, i turned it over and slowly scratched behind its ear, "i have a thing for cats" i said and winked at her.

 

[Isolde]

Catwoman

I shook my head. "You're crazy, you know that. One day they are going to start calling you Lefty." I chuckled a bit though as I saw how gentle he was with the big cat. You know I really had to get my life straightened out one day. Between Batman, Nightwing and crime, I was beginning to wonder exactly who I was anymore. Maybe I would turn out to be like TwoFace.

Walking to the phone on the wall, I dialed up the Gotham Zoo. When it picked up, I said,"This is Selina Kyle. I have some information on your missing tiger. Yes, my sources say that you can find it in the storage room of the Gotham City Auction House. Yes, thank you. I would get over there right away."

I turned and smiled at Nightwing. "Well, that problem solved and I would like to go after Joker but I promised Bats that I would help with our Creeper friend. We need to find him and save him from Ivy's affections."

"Besides, Batman is probably on his way following the Joker by now and I dont feel like playing chase."

 

[Dirk13]

NightWing

I laughed a bit, "well ok then my lady, shall we bolt before the cops and zoo offical types get here?"

I walked over to where i came in, and shot up a grapling hook, i wrapped my arm around her waist and we flew up through it, and we jumped down to my moterbike. "If people saw us, they might think we were begining to be a couple, but anyways, you got any idea on where ivy is?"

 

[Isolde]

Catwoman

I shook my head. "You should know by now that black cats are bad luck. Seriously, Night, stay away from bad news. Bats learned that the hard way."

About the problem of locating Ivy, though,"If Creeper is with Ivy like we think than we might be able to get to her through him. Doesnt he have a com link or something like that on him?"

 

[Dirk13]

NightWing

I looked at her "Hey, but arn't bats food for cats?" I said smiling back at her, but back to the point, "Yeah, i could probibly try to have the comp locate him" With that i hit my com, "hey, 'comp', can you try to pin point where the Creeper is?" with that i turned the com off, alfs knew when i had company that i didn't want to know who ole bats was, i was pretty sure she already knew who i was though, long story.

 

[Renegade]

The Creeper

OOC: Not feeling so hot right now, so this isn't going to be very good. That's my excuse, and I'm sticking with it.

IC: She realy took me by surprise when she placed my hands around her waist firmly. Now we were getting to the fun stuff of this alliance. Her little remark about the 'thrill of your life' was what realy got me going though. I suddenly started regreting having on such tight spandex to cover myself. Had to admit, when she started giggling, I had some worrys there. But this was going to be a deal based on trust.

We quickly approached the location that the voice on the radio had said they would be. "Looks like it's time to put up or shut up. And as most people know, I'm not one to shut up." I tell Poison Ivy with a grin while we made our way over. This was going to be the moment of truth for Ivy to prove herself.

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

Ivy...

(ooc. I didn't expect them all to leave that location...so um bear with me.....)


"your awfully quiet my dear Green machine." I said after a long pause. "Afraid mother nature is going to weave her tricks around you? No worries. I'm a woman of her word."

My radio buzzed. I picked it up. "yes."

"Ivy. The band has broken up. New locations." I growled.

I contimplated crushing the communicator. "Looks like we have a small detour." I thought for a moment, halting the flying beast atop a building. "Your damn cat of a friend has screwed me over. No matter."

"AH!" I said, remembering the leaf I planted upon bat's.

"your friend, batman....how is he with ........plants?"

I didn't wait for a reply. I picked up my communicator. "I want deliveries made." They knew what I was talking about, backup plan number one. Hell, there was only one backup plan.


Years ago, Catwoman had left a 'glove' behind, claws and all. Poor kitty got all frisky and didn't come back for her precious 'party favor', I would have it dropped off where the Joker would find it. Attached, would be a note,

"I've got your precious kitty. I know you want to play. Consider this a favor. I have my reasons and you have yours, Time to put the cat back in the bag. Meet me at the museum. The horticulture exhibit. Midnight. When the bats prowl."

"I need you, Creeper, luv, to get Batman to the horticulture exhibit exactly at midnight." I smiled, I trailed a finger over his jaw.



"now, creeper, I'm going to send you on your way. Don't worry...We'll play later. But do take this into consideration, If you by chance decide to go astray. Bat's will die. This green thumb has thought of everything. " I winked.

I tapped my finger lightly on my jaw. "now how to get Two-face and Catwoman to the museum." I said absent-mindedly. I smiled wickedly. I turned back to Creeper. "do take care luv. I will see you at midnight." I blew him a kiss, a small waft of green mist, to make sure he knows who is in control, surrounded him. The plant that took us here would take him wherever he needed it to go. "just tell it where to go....and don't forget...."


I slung a green vine onto a lighpost below the building and made my way onto the street. I picked up my communicator.
"I want you to find out the location of Catwoman. Deliver a message to her that Batman wants to meet her at the museum, you know the details. I don't know........JUST FIND A WAY!"

I ran to the museum, hiding in the shadows and among the trees. I quickly Slipped a small tendril of my 'baby' under the door. It would know where to go. Now, to get to two-face. I would just have to go to him myself. After wandering the underground, in disguise, I heard hushed whispers of Two-faces capture. I smiled. Oh, so bad....Well...this gal is going to bust him out.

I radioed for my cycle along with another letter and a set of clothing.

"Cats and bats and all sorts of jokes, have us 'honest' citizens hung up to dry. In fact I'm brainstorming. I hope this plant will cheer you up. Talk to it. Tell it your troubles. I have heard that they understand.
Ivy."

I hoped two-face was smart enough to get what I was saying. I sent the letter in with one of my men, along with the plant to be delivered to mr. Two Face. This one could be risky. I couldn't sit there in my Ivy costume, nor could I allow Two-face to see me in my day wear. I know he would figure out who I was. But, since this was going to be my grand finale. I thought, what more justice than to shock a fellow criminal with your personality.

I changed and awaited the sirens or the lack there of.

 

[Renegade]

The Creeper

After Poison Ivy sends me on my own way, my grip on the plant tightens as it takes me on it's way. This thing REALY freaked me out. Then, my mind suddenly started clicking into overdrive about what I could do with this thing. Ivy did say it could take me anywhere. It would be pretty nice to go visit Los Vegas for the weekend. Prostitution WAS legalised over there. Gotta love a place that actualy does what people want.

Then, I felt a loud yawn escape my lips at that moment as my arms reached out to stretch. "Looks like it's time for me to get a visit from Mr. Sandman." I tell myself in a tired voice while resting against the plant beast. Keeping myself awake for now, I tell the creature where Jack Ryders apartment was located. It was a boring place to live in, but the bed there would be better then sleeping on this flying freak.

Once we arrive at the apartment, the flying plant swings me into the room through an opened window by it's vines. Rolling into the room, I land with a hard thud on the apartment floor. "Ouch!!" I yelp out while rubbing my behind from the pain.

Well, atleast I could get some sleep now. The plant continued to float around the outside of my window. Ignorning it for now, I lay back on the bed to take some nap time. There was going to be another hour or two before I had to meet up with Poison Ivy.

 

[Isolde]

Catwoman

Sitting on the back of NightWing's motorcycle, I was thinking that I couldnt do this bouncing back and forth from helping the good guys to being on the run from them much more without going insane. Then I realized that there was no way I was going to change and I sighed. Oh well, a leapord cant change it's spots....etc, etc...

All of a sudden, a sound came over his com. It was broken and static and we could barely make it out. "NightWing....Batman...meet....museum....need you...immediately....out." It sounded like a message from Bats and he wanted us at the museum. "You seriously need to get your equipment checked out, Nights,"I said as he changed direction to head towards the museum. Something about that message disturbed me but I couldnt put my finger on it.

 

[Kepic]

The Joker

I had got back to my hideout without a hitch. I didn't seem to have picked up a tail, so all looked clear.

I put the Tiger's Eye in a safe place, sat down in my bright yellow lounging chair, and let out a loud sigh. So, I had the gem. And Everything had gone according to plan...

Yet, with Moe and the boys now locked up, and Harley off somewhere on god-knows-what little caper of her own, I had no-one to share my success with. Even my favourite whoopee cushion couldn't lift my spirits.

A single knock at the concealed door caused me to raise my eyes suspiciously. Bat's would have just dropped in, and all my goon's knew the proper signal was 'knock knock'. Opening it, I saw no-one, but a small parcel was on the ground, addressed to me. Picking it up, I stepped back inside, closing the door.

I stared at the package for a while, before opening it. Who knew my secret hide-out location, besides the boys and Harley, and myself?

Unwrapping the green paper, I found inside a black clawed glove - quite familiar - and an attached note. Ah, of course, Pamela. She and Harley were good friends, I should have guessed Harley would have given her the location. I didn't really approve of their relationship, Miss nature was a bad influence on my dear Harley. I laughed at that last thought.

Very well, it looked like I was invited to the Gotham Museum. Well, I had planned to take a look at that place anyway. There was a certain exhibit I wanted to close down, which was positively blasphemous.

Might as well deal with that tonight, kill some time. Well, this way, I might get to kill a few things, and that always brought a smile to my face. A bigger smile, at least.

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Batman

Tracking the Joker to his hide out, I kneel down on an adjacent roof top. Watching him, sit back down in his recliner, I pull out a pair of binoculars and read the note that was in his package. "Looks like another criminal party tonight." I think to myself, before sliding down the fire escape and landing in the batmobile. I call Nightwing on the radio as I start the long drive to the museum, "Nightwing, this is Batman, the criminals are meeting at the museum I need you and our guest there immediately. Over and out."

I floor the accelerator, and arrive at the museum an hour before midnight. Parking the batmobile out of sight, I ascend to the rooftop where I watched Catwoman break into this museum just a few nights ago.

 

[Kepic]

The Joker

Breaking into the museum was not a problem, after all, I had planned this myself already, before the opportunity to use Selina had occured.

I wheeled my shopping trolley through the dark rooms, glancing about at the exhibits. The trolley contained several dozen large yellow 'smiley' bombs, which I rolled about here and there under and behind exhibits, on my way to meet Poison Ivy.

"Third floor, ladies lingerie and horticultural display" I called out, as the doors to the lift opened, and wheeled my trolley out, now almost empty, save for a few remaining bombs and the odd item from an interesting exhibit I had passed.

 

[Dirk13]

NightWing

I halfway looked back at Catwoman "Yeah, i'll have to look at it later, right now lets get to the museum" we speed off. We parked in the ally that i was in before, I quickly sent up a grapling hook and wrapped my arm around Catwoman, "hold on now, we don't want to have pizza alla cat now" i said with a little smile and we flew up to the roof, the other side of where bats was.

 

[Renegade]

The Creeper

After taking a while to rest up my tired body, my eyes slowly open as the alarm goes off. Smashing the clock with a hammer that I had pulled out of nowhere, I reluctantly get up from the comfort of Jack Ryders bed. Letting out a loud yawn while stretching out, my attention turns to the clock that I didn't just destroy. Jack always had more then one of everything around just in case.

Oh damn, it was almost time for me to meet up with Poison Ivy. "How the hell am I supposed to get to her on time now?" I mutter to myself when I suddenly remember that plant thing.

Running over to the window, I see the creature continuing to hover right outside of my apartment. "Hey Swamp Thing! You wanna give me a lift?" I yell out to the flying freak of nature.

Just then, it lashes out at me with it's vines. They wrap themselfs around my body then pull me forword quickly. Once I land on the creatures back, it uses it's vines to secure me onto it's body. After it has me secured onto it, the thing begins to fly away from the building.

My guess was that it was taking me to where Ivy was at that moment. Either way, I had no choice but to go along with it to wherever it wanted. Actualy, this wouldn't be so bad if they just had some peanuts and a movie on this flight.

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

Can't post till I bust Two-face out

(ooc. Need him to post...)

I glanced at my watch. One hour till the revolution and the introduction to nature. My communicator went off.

"Ivy here."
"Ivy, pickups have been made by the Joker, sources say Batman and his troop are on their way. Catwoman intercepted a message, Or she thinks she did" A manical laugh on the other line. I smiled. "Good work."

"Creeper will be there at midnight precisely." The voice told me. "very well."

"One last thing," I said. "check on teh status of my plant, it shoudl be firmly planted and ready."

"Yes ma'am, last reports say it has taken over the first three floors."

"Excellent."

 

[poohlive]

Ooc: I am sorry, I haven't even read through this since I posted last. I wanted Two-Face to lay low for a while, and let some other super villans take the spotlight. I sort of hogged it for a little bit. Let's see, how to get Two-face out of jail...
Oh wait, Lava already took care of that, you sly little firefly you.

Two-Face looked at the plant. He frowned, Poison Ivy didn't actually expect him to ride this thing did she? He did have his standards.
A large siren began to ring, Two-Face covered his ears. Well, so much for dignity, he got on (or in, well whatever) and watched as the plant went through wall after wall until it was out of Arkhum.
Laughing hideously, Two-Face made his way to, well he wasn't actually sure where he was going, but at the rate in which trees were spinning past him, he knew he was getting there as fast as humanly possible.
What did Poison Ivy want with his so much that she would do all this to help him? He would have to ask her as soon as they met.

 

[Isolde]

Catwoman

Catwoman looked over at Batman. "So what did you want us here for?," She asked in puzzlement. "It seems peaceful enough. Whats the big rush?"

 

[ProjectBorn]

The boy wonder

" Batman" a voice comes over the batcom in the batmoblie.
" Batman would u stop playing lover boy with the cat, we have just got a call about ivy. Meet me back at the cave "

i turn on the bike and speed to the bat cave.

" man i hope am not too late"

 

[Dirk13]

umm....hey dumb ass, for starters...i think this is dead, second, this is the later years ass plug, with Nightwing, not the little faggy boy named robin in the gay ass green tights, and you know you have some kind of lip acting like that, you need to fucken learn bud, and second, you better learn the damn rules, and learn the unwritten rulez too, untill then, don't do shit like that.