Got attacked by a midget last night

[Betticus]

Okay, so the Betticus was in the club last night when I spotted the midget. I got totally assfaced drunk once and danced with her. So I wander out to the dance floor half roasted and say hi to her. I gotta get down on a knee to hear what she's saying and I'm giving her a lil hug when I lose my balance a little and have to stand up.

So there I am on the dance floor holding this cute lil midget girlie. Anyway, I put her down and she attacked me!

That girl makes like she's gonna say something to me and bam! Lays a liplock right on me from out of nowhere. I got midget girl kissed last night.

 

[graceanne]

Okay, so the Betticus was in the club last night when I spotted the midget. I got totally assfaced drunk once and danced with her. So I wander out to the dance floor half roasted and say hi to her. I gotta get down on a knee to hear what she's saying and I'm giving her a lil hug when I lose my balance a little and have to stand up.

So there I am on the dance floor holding this cute lil midget girlie. Anyway, I put her down and she attacked me!

That girl makes like she's gonna say something to me and bam! Lays a liplock right on me from out of nowhere. I got midget girl kissed last night.

LOL Well it's not her fault you're so cute!

 

[brioche]

i wouldn't call than an attack, Betticus.

 

[Haku_Z]

Okay, so the Betticus was in the club last night when I spotted the midget. I got totally assfaced drunk once and danced with her. So I wander out to the dance floor half roasted and say hi to her. I gotta get down on a knee to hear what she's saying and I'm giving her a lil hug when I lose my balance a little and have to stand up.

So there I am on the dance floor holding this cute lil midget girlie. Anyway, I put her down and she attacked me!

That girl makes like she's gonna say something to me and bam! Lays a liplock right on me from out of nowhere. I got midget girl kissed last night.

hey now... they're called little people. The ultimate question is... how was it?!

 

[graceanne]

hey now... they're called little people. The ultimate question is... how was it?!

*ahem* The PC is horizontally challenged!

 

[Betticus]

I see, I get sexually harassed in public and you guys can't even send a guy a nice hug or something.

I could be really emotionally devastated over here you know. Crying and blowin' my nose and all that.

 

[brioche]

I see, I get sexually harassed in public and you guys can't even send a guy a nice hug or something.

I could be really emotionally devastated over here you know. Crying and blowin' my nose and all that.

Oh. Betticus! i'm so sorry that this terrible, emotionally devastating thing happened to you! Are you demoralized? Should i find a therapist? i'd give you a cookie but graceanne has them all. Here. *sends virtual Hershey's hugs* We're all he're if you need to, you know, talk or whatever.

Happy?

 

[Miss Diva]

I see, I get sexually harassed in public and you guys can't even send a guy a nice hug or something.

I could be really emotionally devastated over here you know. Crying and blowin' my nose and all that.

Pulease you are probably upset because it ended so quickly...was it a french kiss or a lip to lip type?

 

[graceanne]

Oh. Betticus! i'm so sorry that this terrible, emotionally devastating thing happened to you! Are you demoralized? Should i find a therapist? i'd give you a cookie but graceanne has them all. Here. *sends virtual Hershey's hugs* We're all he're if you need to, you know, talk or whatever.

Happy?

*pushes cookie boxes under couch, brushes off crumbs*

I don't have any cookies!

 

[Guest]

 

[graceanne]

Excuse me! Cough! Choke! CPR needed over here.

I know. He should start posting spew alerts. *glares at betticus and pats vamp on back* You ok?

 

[Joe Schmoe]

I could be really emotionally devastated over here you know. Crying and blowin' my nose and all that.

Could be allergies, but that is just a guess.

Is it just me or what, because I failed to see the plight in having a big kiss from a little lady.

Tell me, when did you stoop lower? When you got the kiss or when you came here crying foul?

 

[bullaford]

Okay, so the Betticus was in the club last night when I spotted the midget. I got totally assfaced drunk once and danced with her. So I wander out to the dance floor half roasted and say hi to her. I gotta get down on a knee to hear what she's saying and I'm giving her a lil hug when I lose my balance a little and have to stand up.

So there I am on the dance floor holding this cute lil midget girlie. Anyway, I put her down and she attacked me!

That girl makes like she's gonna say something to me and bam! Lays a liplock right on me from out of nowhere. I got midget girl kissed last night.

How awful for you, dude I hate that for ya.

I could be really emotionally devastated over here you know. Crying and blowin' my nose and all that.

Maybe if you talked about it you would feel better ... get it all out. *passes Kleenex*

 

[Krinaia]

the Betticus

okay... I was attracted to this thread because a friend of mine and I were flirted with by a blind midget while we were working out in a gym.... no being a midget or blind is bad enough but imagine being both. Then be a blind midget that loves to work out.... hilarious and you don't feel bad about watching or staring until you realize he knows you are and starts flirting with you.... then it's only embarassing....


but uhm, not as embarassing as if I started calling myself "The Skyline"

that would just be goofy.

 

[h_i_s]

i don't know how many here are fans of, or watch/listen to Howard Stern. Regardless, many times on his show, Howard had appearances by a 'little person' refered to as 'Hank the Angry Drunk Dwarf'. Hank was a lifetime 'born and raised' resident here in my hometown in MA. There is a bar where he could be found partying just about every night of the week. He loved to sing karoake, and dance. He played pool fairly well too, even though he was just capable of being able to see over the top of the pool table. He was always drunk, and the more he drank, the more foul mouthed and rude he became as the night wore on. It didn't stop the ladies from dancing with him, even before he met his 'fame' via the Howard Stern Show. He was a 'little person', he was a drunk, and a pig ... and he was probably one of the most fun people to hang out and party with on any night of the week in this town.

i never danced with him, but i always had a great time watching him dance and party with others.

People come in all sizes ... so what, no big deal (no pun intended). *shrugs*

 

[Betticus]

You guys are getting me all wrong here. That lil girl is a ball o' fun in the club. She dances all night and there's no stopping her, except for the occasional molesting. Last time I danced with her she tried to pull me into a go-go cage.

She is cute and fun and all that but I never expected to get smooched. It was quite a surprise.

 

[h_i_s]

You guys are getting me all wrong here. That lil girl is a ball o' fun in the club. She dances all night and there's no stopping her, except for the occasional molesting. Last time I danced with her she tried to pull me into a go-go cage.

She is cute and fun and all that but I never expected to get smooched. It was quite a surprise.

Ok, ? So, you didn't stop her? Or you did? Guessing you didn't, since many times, anything that is described as 'quite a surprise' often translates as being a 'good thing'.

Or are you telling us that being molested by a cute, fun girl is not a good thing?

 

[Joe Schmoe]

You guys are getting me all wrong here. That lil girl is a ball o' fun in the club. She dances all night and there's no stopping her, except for the occasional molesting. Last time I danced with her she tried to pull me into a go-go cage.

She is cute and fun and all that but I never expected to get smooched. It was quite a surprise.

My comments were to be taken as tongue in cheek. I wasn't trying to shine a negative light on you Betticus. I thought what you started was humorous and my post was maybe a feeble attempt to try to continue it.

There was nothing wrong with what happened or what you said, you passed it on in a funny vein, at least that was how I saw it.

 

[Krinaia]

Yah someone can be lovely, goofy, a bit laughable and sexy all at the same time - or at least that's what I hope, cause it's what I sort of try to aim for.

And my friend and I loved having the story of being hit on by any man at the gym, that it was a blind midget just made the store all the more delicious.

Truly, it was amazing to watch him tackle the weight machines without help and without pausing or whining because they weren't made for his body... hell, I was a little ashamed that on some of the machines he was lifting as much or more than I was... sigh, I'm a wimp.

 

[Marquis]

There was a blind girl in my high school that was totally fuckable, and I mean TOTALLY.

I used to kick game at her and she felt up my face once and said I was cute. I would've asked her out but she was a little too straight edge for me. I think she ended up going to Harvard actually.

 

[Krinaia]

I wonder what sex is like when you are blind - not just blindfolded but truly blind.

 

[Joe Schmoe]

There was a blind girl in my high school that was totally fuckable, and I mean TOTALLY.

I used to kick game at her and she felt up my face once and said I was cute. I would've asked her out but she was a little too straight edge for me. I think she ended up going to Harvard actually.

One can never tell once the lights are dimmed and the door is closed.

I was involved with a woman that was as prim and proper as if she was taken straight from the Victorian age, but what a lil beast once out of the public eye.

You might have missed out in finding a wild woman or saved yourself from a dull experience. The mystery remains.

 

[Joe Schmoe]

I wonder what sex is like when you are blind - not just blindfolded but truly blind.

I would 'image' the sensations would be incredibly out of this world since us with sight are diluted by it. I doubt we could obtain the same level of intensity in sensation because of it.

 

[Neomagalie]

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[Xelebes]

Okay, so the Betticus was in the club last night when I spotted the midget. I got totally assfaced drunk once and danced with her. So I wander out to the dance floor half roasted and say hi to her. I gotta get down on a knee to hear what she's saying and I'm giving her a lil hug when I lose my balance a little and have to stand up.

So there I am on the dance floor holding this cute lil midget girlie. Anyway, I put her down and she attacked me!

That girl makes like she's gonna say something to me and bam! Lays a liplock right on me from out of nowhere. I got midget girl kissed last night.

5'5 does not count a girl as a midget, Betty.