Gossip thread for Flamingo Blue

Ida Gosiplady

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Well here it is, the gossip column for Lit's General Board.

I think the most exciting news is that EBW made a rare appearance last night in PC's Goddamn this board is slow tonight thread. He was insulting, he was insightful and he gave his grandmother's engagement ring to his love. (Can I get an "awwwwwww"?) I'm not sure if anything provocative was said in this thread as PC suggested, but it was good for a chuckle.

This thread is also leads to our ettiquette question for the day: Is it appropriate to quote yourself in your signature line? Discuss, rehash, then PM your answer to Azwed. ;)

In Siren's For the Record, about Cheyenne thread, Chey and Siren are both trying to get the last word in. This thread is bound to go on longer that Blue's Fuck thread.

Ric Flair is back. I believe this may be the cure Hardcorebj has been looking for.

Merelan wants a date. Not just any date, she plans on showering. Interested parties can send her a PM.

Dillinger had dinner with Weird Harold in Vegas, and they played some blackjack. Boy would I have loved to be on the recieving end yelling hit me to those two gorgeous men, while...errr...*cough*...anyway they both enjoyed the meeting. Weirld Harold has a standing offer for "Coffee in Vegas" if you ever make it his way.

Svedish Chef was told off by a buxom beauty, just because he pointed out her endowments. Was it the way he phrased it? Did he even know this woman? Which leads to the question: How big is too big? Rather than answer this, please ask Cheyenne to do a search, I'm sure this question has been answered numerous times.

A new member introduced himself last night, DrunkChixLustMe, with a thread titled Sup Peeps. PC's quick thinking saved us all from embarassment, when he translated the thread title for us. Apparently "sup peeps" is a hip way of say "What is up people", not chicken talk as Killer Muffin pointed out. Thank you PC for being so with it.

Of course there were countless threads I passed over. I don't care who has the best sig line, who has a crush on who ('cause y'all love me), or how many pennies you have in your pocket.

Our thought for the day: How come there are so many kernels left unpopped in a bag of microwave popcorn? If you try re-popping them nothing happens. Why? Discuss, rehash, and PM your answers to Nasty. (This way we won't see anymore "Wah, my pm box is empty" threads.)

Birthday wishes go out to lwwolf (46), Terrywells (51), erehwon (27), book12 , SI BOkhari (33), mike8375 (43), shepfun , LadyAriadne , mz_man (18), 40something .

Have a marvelous day!

(If you have late-breaking gossip, or something you need to share in the newsletter, please PM someone. I'm sure they will be interested.)
 
I just love this thread, and....

Smooches to you Ida Gosiplady, whoever you are.(If you're a guy, a hearty handshake will be substituted for a smooch as I only give smooches to ladies).

Hmmmm. I wonder who the gosiplady could be??? Could it be....???? Gossip amongst yourselves.

blue
 
Hmmm some thread. I didn't get a single pm. Shall shower on my own then.
 
LATE BREAKING NEWS

Cheyenne is a cop....no wait....she's Ellen Jameson....errr....no she's a survey. Please standby while we clear this mystery up.

Board Updates

MistressHoney will be taking a haitus from the board to pursue a real life. We shall miss her witty repartee and her AV ;).


The hot debate right now is over in the I want to try anal sex (from the receiving end) thread. The top debaters appear to be our very own Dixon Carter Lee and ShyTallGuy. Are you gay if you are male and desire another males penis up your bunghole? Discuss, rehash, and PM DCL with your thoughts.

The town meeting tonight will be for the purpose of the new zoning laws proposed by KillerMuffin. Donuts and coffee will be served.

Flamingo Blue is looking for the truth. If you happen to come across it, please PM him with details on how he can get it back.

That's all for now.

Have a marvelous afternoon!

XOXOX

IDA
 
I think that Dixon wants to get it on...

with STG.

Extra, Extra, read alll abooouuutttt it.



blue
 
Late-Breaking News

The evening edition of GB gossip has been postponed because of this late-breaking news.

The town hall meeting held this afternoon, broke out into an all out rumble. KillerMuffin's proposed zoning law (the infamous 3 foot no-cock zone), was knocked around and dismissed as a foible by Dr. Clozoff. According to sources though, there may be a story behind DCL's past locker room exploits. Those attending the meeting were shocked at the insinuations Ms. Muffin made.

Blushing Rush was heard to say: ....blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ah blah blah blah blah blah blah blablah blah blah blah blah blah blahh blah blah blah "3 foot no-cock zone."

If the zoning law passes, construction will begin immediately for the new men's room. Which will be equipped with urinals that are exactly 3 feet apart. This reporter thinks it is a huge waste of money. Men have been wagging their pee pee's at each other forever.

Speaking of Pee Pee's, a special edition will be out this weekend devoted to P-P Man. This will be an editorial edition and all comments are welcome. Who is the man behind the flames?

The GB News would also like to congratulate Flamingo Blue on his 2500th post.

On a personal note, I don't usually quote people for my own thoughts. However, Mischka said it all when she announced, and I quote, Gotta love them Greeks.

XOXOX

IDA
 
ROFL !!

Loved thiS

I'm just getting into the general board and this sold me..

yes..whoever you are Ida.. you do a bang up job!!! ;)
 
Ida Gosiplady said:
Speaking of Pee Pee's, a special edition will be out this weekend devoted to P-P Man. This will be an editorial edition and all comments are welcome. Who is the man behind the flames?

I'll sue!

See you in Court!

:p
 
Disclaimer

We here at the GB News are not responsible for the opinions of our readers. We report the news, we don't make it.

On a lighter note, Todd would liked to be flamed. He has been so kind as to set up a thread for that very thing.

XOXOXOX

IDA

If you see news happen, contact us. We do not publish personals, but classifieds are acceptable.
 
Extra!

Danka my fellow Literoticans!

Staff Peon here - underling direct to Ida G-Lady.:p And boy is

that a great place to be!

I'll be filling in the gaps, plugging the holes .. all that good stuff!



Interesting notes Where is Pokerman? The merry New Yorker seems to have vanished in his happy boxers...........

Speaking of things disappearing - what happened to the budding romance of Shy Tall Guy and celiaKitten? Before you couldn't get away from it, and now they can only be found debating over perception

Unregistered Crushes are still flying in, as are member requests for more info. (don't forget, we do not publish personals!!)

There you are Literotica: a little something to cut my teeth on, and more more more for all of you that just can't get enough!

~S~
 
From another source Pokerman is off all week due to the holidays.
 
Evening Edition

*Please welcome Staff Peon to the GB News. Aside from coffee, pedicures for Ms. Ida (oh those bunyons are a killer) and general chores, she will be in charge of the nitty-gritty love lives of our fellow GB residents. I imagine Bratcats name will be mentioned in these columns several times. ;)*

On a serious note: Saturn Returns, is not in fact an astrological phenomena, but a former poster who went by the name Dhalgren. This was pointed out in a thread bearing her name, and started by a tourist to our little town. Nevermind it. She is a prolific, and interesting person.

There are a few threads prompting Kentucky and Minnesota residents to sign in. This is just a ploy by Miles to prove we are all not Literoticans. Stand proud fellow Lits!

This reporter was shocked to learn in Todd's thread Who's your Favorite NightCourt Actor?, that our very own Dixon Carter Lee played Bull on that popular sitcom. Funny I always pictured him more suave, like Bruce Willis in Moonlighting. Please stay tuned to this story, soon we will be announcing a newspaper sponsored Greet&Meet with the infamous DCL of Night Court fame.

Now here is a question that weighs heavily on my mind. It was originally posed by Desert Amazon. Would you have a problem with a 7-foot penis? Discuss, rehash, and PM Ms. Amazon with your thoughts.

Have a marvelous evening!!

XOXOXOX

IDA
 
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Staff Peon said:
Speaking of things disappearing - what happened to the budding romance of Shy Tall Guy and celiaKitten? Before you couldn't get away from it, and now they can only be found debating over perception[/B]
One word - AIM ;)
 
Interviews by Peon

In an intimate chat with Shy Tall Guy, this reporter found that he and celiaKitten are "having fun getting to know each other, among other things." and that they're doing just fine.

On another note: has anyone seen Mensa lately??
 
Re: Disclaimer

Ida Gosiplady said:
We here at the GB News are not responsible for the opinions of our readers. We report the news, we don't make it.


I'll sue the Disclaimer then...so there!

:p
 
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