Goodbye from Lance

[silver gurl]

Probability is high.

Cuke likes to be "done".

She’s in his harem too? I think that chillywilly guy is her “special friend” maybe they are both doing her.

You guys are funny. Wrong but funny.

 

[Rotadom]

With my vivid imagination I can "see" you beating off the KRC'S naked pics and dreaming about your mother. lol.

Did you cyber with "her" too?

Is krc as tasty as KFC?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Zumibonics.

Oh damn. Lance, you can do so much better than this.

Remember about two alts ago back on a sunny day in June (you called yourself "Magneto" or whatever) when you were feeling your nutsack with both hands and you called me "tequilanig?" THAT was funny.

This shit? This is as weak as the big toe you use as a substitute for your limp dick. Do me justice. Get on one of the eleven hundred motorcycles you got collecting cobwebs at your lakehouse and come with your A-game, guy!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxpj6grFIe1qcaomb.gif

 

[Rotadom]

Oh damn. Lance, you can do so much better than this.

Remember about two alts ago back on a sunny day in June (you called yourself "Magneto" or whatever) when you were feeling your nutsack with both hands and you called me "tequilanig?" THAT was funny.

This shit? This is as weak as the big toe you use as a substitute for your limp dick. Do me justice. Get on one of the eleven hundred motorcycles you got collecting cobwebs at your lakehouse and come with your A-game, guy!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxpj6grFIe1qcaomb.gif

Lance's brain never properly developed after taking several dicks to the fontanelle while in the womb.

 

[nowisthetime]

Oh damn. Lance, you can do so much better than this.

Remember about two alts ago back on a sunny day in June (you called yourself "Magneto" or whatever) when you were feeling your nutsack with both hands and you called me "tequilanig?" THAT was funny.

This shit? This is as weak as the big toe you use as a substitute for your limp dick. Do me justice. Get on one of the eleven hundred motorcycles you got collecting cobwebs at your lakehouse and come with your A-game, guy!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxpj6grFIe1qcaomb.gif

Tequilanig? How creative.


He is proof that just because one is Canadian does not mean one cannot be a racist. After all, he is a Dump supporter, so we know what's up. He is the type who thinks all black folks are alike, no wonder he says that I am you. That is quite an honor, though!

He is useless.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Lance's brain never properly developed after taking several dicks to the fontanelle while in the womb.

Tequilanig? How creative.


He is proof that just because one is Canadian does not mean one cannot be a racist. After all, he is a Dump supporter, so we know what's up. He is the type who thinks all black folks are alike, no wonder he says that I am you. That is quite an honor, though!

He is useless.

Remember in the final Harry Potter movie where Harry is in limbo or wherever talking to Dumbledore's ghost and you see this fetus form of Voldemort huddled under a bench, shivering and chattering to himself? That is what Lance is right now.

When I first came here back in the day, the first post I read of Lance's was of him talking about Indian people (Asian Indian, not American) being "smelly" because their food "smells." I was like, are you for real? He was dead serious. Immediately I was like, oh, you're THAT guy.

He's never proven me wrong about the type of person he truly is to this day. Every society, every group, every community, has THAT GUY. Incel Boi is just filling that niche here. What makes it sad is that he has nowhere else to go or be but here. So he gets older and his game gets more stale and Mama Laurel keeps yanking his weed from the lawn when it gets out of pocket and he stays shivering under that bench like Voldemort.

https://i.stack.imgur.com/4AkiO.gif

https://media.giphy.com/media/XaL3E2UI6N8PK/giphy.gif

Pathetic life, but it ain't mine!

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[Stain_mAnn]

Sounds like you’re talking about luk, but what do i know... i’m new here.

Na, dont think its luk, he sleeps with women, he doesnt stalk them.

 

[Wordsworth]

Yes, that's him. He's short due to him having multiple fathers from his whoring mother. He's a fag by choice.

???

Leaving aside what we have known of genetics since Lender's peas, you seem unaware that though sperm from multiple donors can compete to inseminate, one (and only one) sperm unites with the ovum.

 

[Stain_mAnn]

???

Leaving aside what we have known of genetics since Lender's peas, you seem unaware that though sperm from multiple donors can compete to inseminate, one (and only one) sperm unites with the ovum.

Two words; heteropaternal superfecundation.

It would appear that *WE do not know what *WE are talking about.














*YOU

 

[Wordsworth]

Two words; heteropaternal superfecundation.

It would appear that *WE do not know what *WE are talking about.














*YOU

This just gets more odd. Is this a common misunderstanding or some fetish I am unaware of?

Two posters, both are unaware that humans have 23 pairs of chromosomes and that they get one of each pair from a single ovum and the other from a single sperm? There are no embryos with 69 chromosomes. There is no way, mechanically, for that to work.

The strangest thing about your post is your use of the word superfecundation. That isn't a word that I knew off the top of my head, but I did know about the condition. It is entirely possible for a woman to conceive twins or more by more than one father but that still doesn't result in either of the twins having genetic material for more than one father. The twins, in all such cases are fraternal.

It is very odd that you knew a highly technical term but not what that highly technical term means.

 

[Rotadom]

???

Leaving aside what we have known of genetics since Lender's peas, you seem unaware that though sperm from multiple donors can compete to inseminate, one (and only one) sperm unites with the ovum.

It appears as though your funny bone has become dislocated. What's really strange is that you honestly thought that someone wasn't aware of this phenomenon known as "life". Like you're Trump just learning about something and then saying that a lot of people didn't know that.

 

[Wordsworth]

It appears as though your funny bone has become dislocated. What's really strange is that you honestly thought that someone wasn't aware of this phenomenon known as "life". Like you're Trump just learning about something and then saying that a lot of people didn't know that.

Not sure how your President figures in.

Nothing wrong with my humerus or my sense of humour. Nothing, in principle, wrong with yo mamma jokes. I understood that the barb was meant in jest, but it seemed odd to make such a wild claim that is not possible. I've always thought that the best humour and the most humorous insults were those closest to the mark. You know, the old saw about life being stranger than fiction.

Still doesn't answer though how that other stepped in so earnestly in supporting your humerous post as possible.

 

[Rotadom]

Not sure how your President figures in.

Nothing wrong with my humerus or my sense of humour. Nothing, in principle, wrong with yo mamma jokes. I understood that the barb was meant in jest, but it seemed odd to make such a wild claim that is not possible. I've always thought that the best humour and the most humorous insults were those closest to the mark. You know, the old saw about life being stranger than fiction.

Still doesn't answer though how that other stepped in so earnestly in supporting your humerous post as possible.

I understand now. Your nickname is ironic. Well played, "Wordsmith". Well played indeed.

 

[oO00Oo]

Before the internet nobody would have heard lance's cry for help.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

Before the internet nobody would have heard lance's cry for help.

His tears shall echo in eternity.

 

[Philthy_Phil]

Ooops, wrong thread.

 

[silver gurl]

This thread is 5 years old?! Seems just like yesterday. And Lancie is still here.