Good questions

[Balladeer08]

Well, actually bad questions. Good for pissing off the kind of people who like to end discussions by saying "Are there any questions?"


"If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?"

 

[Balladeer08]

If a schizophrenic threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

 

[RobDownSouth]

"Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?"

 

[SolarHomo]

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

 

[Balladeer08]

If a chicken-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long does it take a cross-eyed centipede with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a Dill pickle?

 

[Kitty]

I don't think any of these are good questions.

 

[Balladeer08]

I don't think any of these are good questions.

That's because you don't know any of the answers.

 

[Balladeer08]

If a tin whistle is made out of tin, what are foghorns made of?

 

[Not Normal]

If you tear the wings off a fly, do you call it a walk?

 

[Balladeer08]

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

 

[remy_lebeau8]

If you choke a smurf what color does it turn?

 

[CandiCame]

Did Eugene Krabs fuck a whale?

http://i42.************/2ue3eiq.jpg

I just can't imagine that cheap ass sonofabitch ever adopting a kid. Adoption fees are crazy high and that motherfucker once fought a zombie pirate over a nickle.

 

[Balladeer08]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6bFTVi0hHs