Good news from the FDA!

[shereads]

I received FDA approval for some kind of powder I found in a Zip-Lock baggie. I think it's speed, but I'm a little reluctant to try it because you never can tell. I think I'll call it Zip.

Who wants to try it first? I can't wait to see what it does!

Ask your physician if Zip is right for you. May cause heart attacks, dry mouth, etcetera. Incidence of gang shootings comparable to placebo.

 

[shereads]

Yowsa!

Tasted some on the tip of my finger and I'm re-roofing the house.

 

[Guest]

seriously considering applying for a position as a lab rat.
sher, you loon... pmsl!
morning.

(im sure its good for you. and if it isnt, just pull some strings in government and theyll make sure everyone does think its good for you...look what they do every few years for the egg.)

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Got any Cialis? I'm SO curious about those 4-hour woodies.

take some vioxx with viagra
good for what ails ya

 

[shereads]

I'm not taking anything until Dorothy Hamell takes it and skates a figure-eight.

Any figures on the number of men checking into emergency rooms with worrisome erections? Related increase in applications to nursing schools?

 

[Guest]

 

[shereads]

seriously considering applying for a position as a lab rat.
sher, you loon... pmsl!
morning.

(im sure its good for you. and if it isnt, just pull some strings in government and theyll make sure everyone does think its good for you...look what they do every few years for the egg.)

Did you put something stronger than rum in Luckster's egg nog? That grin on her face says "roofies."

 

[shereads]

lends a whole new perspective on aching joints

 

[Guest]

Did you put something stronger than rum in Luckster's egg nog? That grin on her face says "roofies."

spanish fly

nuff said

 

[shereads]

Any doctors out there who are free for lunch today, raise your hands. If my small business loan comes through, I'll charter a plane and take us someplace nice. Maybe Scotland. Need your input on a possible golf tie-in to promote the brand.

Does being really, really alert help or hinder your golf game? I know zip about golf.

 

[shereads]

Bad news from R&D. Something about hair growth from the bottoms of the feet.

Who owns a shredder?

 

[Guest]

Bad news from R&D. Something about hair growth from the bottoms of the feet.

Who owns a shredder?

enron
they can help in sticky situation.

 

[shereads]

Vella, Kenneth Lay went through shredders like little kids go through shoes. His favorite shredder, "Choppy," is on loan to the Smithsonian.

 

[Guest]

Vella, Kenneth Lay went through shredders like little kids go through shoes. His favorite shredder, "Choppy," is on loan to the Smithsonian.

*snicker*
on loan? that always makes my ass cringe.

 

[shereads]

*snicker*
on loan? that always makes my ass cringe.

I'll bet Mr. Lay would like to see that.

 

[Guest]

I'll bet Mr. Lay would like to see that.

well... ill have to think on it.
hes a bit too close to bush for my liking
im greedy.. *grin*

 

[shereads]

Vella is a cackling Frenchwoman who shows up with her knitting every time an aristocrat is beheaded ~shereads

Did I say that? I don't drink, do I?

 

[rgraham666]

Did I say that? I don't drink, do I?

Why are you asking us?

 

[rikaaim]

Might I ask, when is there EVER good news from the FDA? Seriously.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Did I say that? I don't drink, do I?

Apparently not enough.

for you.

 

[shereads]

Might I ask, when is there EVER good news from the FDA? Seriously.

What do you mean? For four years, there's been lots and lots of good news from the FDA, if you happened to be a lobbyist for the pharmaceuticals industry. Under Dubya, getting a new drug approved is kind of like getting the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval except that you don't have to buy ad space. Just Congressmen.

If you think the FDA has become more fun to party with, google some stories about the guidelines for USDA meat inspectors. A whistle blower released a Bush League memo to the USDA a couple of years ago that threatened serious repercussions to inspectors who ordered a halt to processing for any reason other than "fecal matter with a visible fibrous structure." *

I can't remember the rest of the memo or the article that quoted it. But I haven't forgotten that there have been more people hospitalized for food poisoning under GWB's new, industry-friendly USDA than in any previoius four years.



*Don't buy cold cuts. If you do, don't believe "cooked and ready to eat."

 

[rikaaim]

What do you mean? For four years, there's been lots and lots of good news from the FDA, if you happened to be a lobbyiest for the pharmaceuticals industry. Under Dubya, getting a new drug approved is kind of like getting the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval except that you don't have to buy ad space.

If you think the FDA has become more fun to party with, google some stories about the guidelines for USDA meat inspectors. A whistle blower released a Bush League memo to the USDA a couple of years ago that threatened serious repercussions to inspectors who ordered a halt to processing for any reason other than "fecal matter with a visible fibrous structure."

I can't remember the rest of the memo or the article that quoted it. But I haven't forgotten that there have been more people hospitalized for food poisoning under GWB's new, industry-friendly USDA than in any previoius four years.

Sorry. It was a joke. The serious thing was meant to be sarcastic. I work with drugs all day long in a pharmacy, I'm all for the FDA. Now that I had to explain it, the joke has surely died and gone to Hell for not being funny or witty or antying remotely clever.

 

[shereads]

Sorry. It was a joke. The serious thing was meant to be sarcastic. I work with drugs all day long in a pharmacy, I'm all for the FDA. Now that I had to explain it, the joke has surely died and gone to Hell for not being funny or witty or antying remotely clever.

My bad.

If I knew you better, my sarcasm detector would be working properly.

 

[rikaaim]

My bad.

If I knew you better, my sarcasm detector would be working properly.

It's okay. I never get into deep thought out debates. I only prove my stupidity. So, I just use humor, albeit poor taste, and poor quality.