Good Lord, the painful rectal itch conspiracy...

[SINthysist]

REDAWAY...
p_p_OFF...
DON K Balm...
Lord of Darkness sleeping pads...
weed's poultice and herbal application....
Laurel's Liquid Lanolin Lotion (Left Cheek Relief Only)...
SD's SPINAROONIE-412 FOR ROOTING OUT THE REALLY DEEP 'ROIDS...




for soothing relief of the conspiratile itch...

 

[juicylips]

You forgot juicy lips, SIN

 

[SINthysist]

JuicyLips applied to painful rectal itch?

I'd get a second opinion!

 

[juicylips]

JuicyLips applied to painful rectal itch?

I'd get a second opinion!

The whole idea is that you become so preoccupied with me that you forget all about that nasty itch.

There's always a method to my madness, SIN

 

[SINthysist]

...excuse me, I want to make this perfectly clear...

I do not have...

A PAINFUL RECTAL ITCH!





But I still want a free sample!

 

[juicylips]

...excuse me, I want to make this perfectly clear...

I do not have...

A PAINFUL RECTAL ITCH!





But I still want a free sample!

 

[Bluesboy2]

the painful rectal itch conspiracy

WTF? Thats my band's name. I thought we were famous for a moment.

 

[SINthysist]

LOL

 

[SINthysist]

The Painful Itches
featuring
Rectal Rose

 

[Bluesboy2]

We used to call ourselves

Puss and the Festering Ooze. But we always had arguments about who got to be "Ooze"

 

[juicylips]

This thread is turning gross.

Wait a minute. *Reading title*

Never mind.

 

[SINthysist]

Uncle festering?

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Hey don't knock Painful Rectal Itch...

They revolutionised punk in Wolverhamton area in the nineties

 

[LordOfDarkness]

*blush*

I'm honored.

 

[weed]

You need a little witch hazel, honey?

(slips in a little cayenne)